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Talk about it with great excitement

1. I am an emotional madman, changing my mood for you hundreds of times every day.

2. The best friendship doesn't start in kindergarten, but never ends after it starts.

What I am not good at is comfort and retention, so don't feel bad and don't leave.

4. Efforts may not be successful, but giving up will definitely fail.

I miss those years, the future is too far away to have a shape, and we are too simple to care about.

6. Most of the things you have been waiting for too long are not what you originally wanted.

7. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

8. How many reasons do you have to find to convince the wound in your heart?

9. If you don't take the initiative, you lose. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. This is the heart.

10. How many people fall in love under the banner of friendship, and how many people tell the truth in a joke.

Time is like a silent thief, stealing everything.

12. In your life, at least once, you lost your reserve, put down your self-esteem and destroyed all your principles for one person.

13. I dare not look into your eyes, because I am afraid that every look in my eyes is a confession.

14. When I was young, I had many dreams. When I grow up, I only dare to dream and dare not think.

15. The world won't treat you well just because you are miserable.

16. The real bull ratio is not how much background you have, but how many people you are!

17. Friendship can further become love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.

18. What is restored will never return to its original state.

19. We all stumble and grow up in time, and then leave the original appearance bit by bit.

No matter how beautifully I weave the future, I can't resist the repeated pull of reality.

2 1. You know, when you miss the past, people in the past have no time to wait for you.

22. I want a lot of love, if not, I want a lot of money.

23. I won't keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just as I won't chew my chewing gum again.

24. Family is always disappointed, and there is no need for unnecessary care.

25. The math teacher came in and said that the PE teacher was ill, so this class was math. At this time, the PE teacher pushed the door in and saw the math teacher say, am I sick again?

26. Those who are called friends by my parents are my unique youth.

27. It's more elegant than irrelevant.

28. Only when you are not drunk can you understand that there is water running in the wine, and only when you can't sleep can you remember who lives in your heart.

29. Everyone who once loved deeply shuttled through life in memory and reality.

30. Many people secretly criticize me, saying that I am sleek and sophisticated. In fact, I only know one thing. If I don't protect myself, no one in this world will protect me.

3 1. Even your period will leave you when you are old, let alone a person.

32. My kindness to you is different from others. I have an intention. My biggest attempt is that you love me too.

33. The world does not lack me, and my world lacks you.

34. I'm looking for lost memories. Speak human words. I am reviewing.

35. I started listening to some old songs and reading some old books. I started to collect some yellowed photos. I don't like telling others as much as I used to. I began to see the indifference and indifference of others. I began to let the pain bloom in my heart. I began to keep my tears from seeing the light outside. I'm starting to care too much. I began to learn to love myself the most. Tell me, am I growing up or old?

36. If you have experienced real isolation, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing.

37. How many people say they can't live without you, and then where are they?

When someone insults you, remember that a lion won't turn around because he hears a dog barking.

39. You can bully me if you are unhappy. I like you very much anyway.

40. Don't eat the things in the spoon, look at the things in the pot, look at the things in the basin, think about the things in the bowl, and remember what is not in the pot.

202 1 year cure: bully the person I like, or I will rob your man.

1-There is a kind of love called Dong Fangbubai and a kind of happiness called the legendary swordsman.

2. [You said you were ill, can I be your medicine]

Bully the person I like, or I'll rob your man.

Laughing for a long time, even I believe that I am happy.

Shakespeare said that when you see a person's temperature is 38.6 degrees, it is love at first sight.

6. Leave my world with your bitch, and I will satisfy your shameless sex! !

7. Close your eyes and own the whole universe. When I opened my eyes, there was only one table.

8. I think it is a hooligan behavior for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!

9. Whether you love it or not, you will never see each other again in your next life.

10, as if nothing had happened, is the best revenge.

1 1. In fact, love has many choices, and I can also set you free.

12, _ I always like to plan other people's affairs, but I know nothing about my own affairs *

13, don't argue with people with no quality, because it's like wrestling with pigs. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose.

14, when you meet the biggest conflict in your life, people around you will only sneer at you and pretend to be hypocritical, won't they?

15, true love needs to wait. Everyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

Humorous girl character talk about bullying the person I like, or I will rob your man.

1. Bully the person I like, or I will rob your man.

Ever since you said you loved me, even the stars have lit up my sky.

Don't squeeze into the world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

4. Now the common problems of teachers are partial protection of learning hegemony, punishment of copying books, corporal punishment of students, sudden questions and massive homework. Teacher, why did you give up treatment!

Don't you dare tell me loudly that no one in this world is qualified to be with me except you.

6. There is a kind of missing, which is called avoiding and not seeing.

7. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly. If you turn your back, people will say that you can't take a joke.

8. I can always play your supporting role with a smile and suffer behind your back ~

9. I dare not speak when I am wronged, and my mouth is full of tears.

10. In our hearts, love and loneliness are actually the same feeling. They are always inseparable.

1 1. I want to fall in love with someone who thinks like me.

12. Who can tell me, uh-huh, how to reply afterwards?

13. I want to meet the person who said this. I am very happy in my life.

14. It perfectly interprets the heart-wrenching melody on you.

15. I watched him put his coat on her shoulder with envy.

16. Hehe, you don't love me anymore. Do I have to thank you for letting me leave?

17. Daughters are always brought up for marriage.

18. When I am dying, I will give my account a super Q and a ten-year membership, so that my account can be kept on your list for ten years, and my signature will be changed to: I will wait for you.

19. Don't judge me by my past. I'm not who I used to be.

20. I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.

2 1. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

Tell me, can I believe anything you say?

Sometimes, we choose to keep our distance from someone, not because we don't care, but because we clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

24. You shine on me like the sun and give me warmth. You throw cold water on me like the moon and make me feel cold.

25. When I grow up, that home is not my own after all.

I still love him, even though he failed in many ways.

He wanted to get her heart, but when he got it, he let go.

28. You must have tried to read what you wrote before, and then you felt childish and ridiculous, but it made you feel distressed.

29. When it faded, when I heard that name again, I felt like crying.

30. Wear headphones with the loudest volume, so that you won't listen to other things or feel anything else. That's good.

3 1. I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

32. I still dare not mention you and miss you. I'm afraid memories will be too crowded.

When you are poor, when you are sick, when you can't give each other happiness, will you let each other live?

34. A few years later, the person I want to marry wants to be you, and the desire is you, it must be you, and it can only be you.

35. If a person doesn't even have the minimum cleanliness, he is in trouble.

36. You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

37. After breaking up, I don't want anything. I just hope you have a worse lover in the future.

38. Seeing happiness leave me. I have no right to refuse.

39. My heart hurts. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know who I feel sorry for?

40. Love or not love is more than just an answer.

4 1. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them every day, but you know, they will always be there.

If you don't laugh at me for being out of tune, I'll give you a unique love song in the world.

You have never done anything for me, but you are sad for her.

Disgusting sweet love story: bully me when you are angry.

1. Boy, for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world, my sister will accept you as a grievance. Remember to be available at any time from now on, don't worry about it.

It is a great luck to meet some scenery once in a lifetime.

I can understand that you are good-looking. I gritted my teeth to understand beautiful people.

I know I like you, but I don't know where the future is. Because I know you won't take me anywhere. And memory lights up your smile. It takes so much effort to be happy.

I think if I was born 10 years earlier and met 10 years earlier. Maybe I fell in love with her from the bottom of my heart. Although this assumption is meaningless

6. There is a blooming cloud, which glides slowly over the top of the mountain and floats to the horizon with the wind.

We gradually understand that some farewells are the last farewells.

7. The place where you are is the end of the world that I have to miss.

8. Today we have a dog together, and then we walk the dog together. After a long time, we have love, and dogs have dogs.

If you are angry, bully me.