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Realistic mood phrase: Don't take my kindness to you for granted. I'm not your parents.

1. It's just that sensibility is always overwhelmed by reason, and fear of greeting turns into interruption.

The original intention of drinking is to drown loneliness, but I didn't expect this damn loneliness to learn to swim.

I am not bad, but who has cherished my goodness?

A good life is probably talking and laughing during the day and having a good sleep at night.

5. Suddenly, the person who spoiled me fell in love with others, and the things I liked were gone, and all the things I saved were bought by others, but one person I liked had someone else. When he finally worked out the geometric figure proof problem, he would find that most people in the class would probably be disappointed.

6. Hooking up with you is someone else's business, and I can't keep you.

7. I once owned you. When I mentioned it, I was full of pride and possession. Later, when I remembered it, I felt sorry and wronged.

You don't have to love me, but I'm in a hurry. Please tell me earlier.

9. A male god is the kind of person who knows that it has nothing to do with you.

10. It is more practical to spend three years getting into a university that will benefit you for life than to love someone who has nothing to do with the future.

1 1. Be quiet. Everyone inside was once a proud madman!

12. I hope you really go to bed after saying good night to me, instead of opening another window and saying you can't sleep.

13. Life is an escape. You can't just wait and die.

14. Sometimes I want to have a good talk with you, but I find that I can't have a good talk with you.

15. Those who threaten to accompany you through life will always give up halfway. Maybe some people just say they love you without warning and then leave quietly. Don't think who should be your world easily, and don't give everything easily. Don't argue about how volatile the memory is. Calm down and you will find that time never quarrels and life never answers. All you have to do is go with the wind and accept it slowly. Many people's last relationship just doesn't matter.

16. When I was young, I liked to put my bed by the window. When I grow up, I like to put my bed near the socket.

17. There won't be people like you in the future, even if you think about it, it's hard.

18. Look how awkward our relationship is. Like you want to reach out and hug me. I can't hold you tight, let alone push you away.

19. Living is to change the world. Are there any other reasons?

20. A friend once told me a story. A tree fell in love with another tree across the street. I asked her what was going on, and she said there was no such thing at that time. It took me a long time to understand that the impossible beginning is the end.

Mood phrase: The child is not yours. What are you busy with?

A man accidentally discovered that his wife was cheating, so he left his wife without hesitation. In the battle for custody of his son, the man's income is stable and he is not the wrong party. He has an advantage. Later, because of his wife's words, he was desperate. . . The baby is not yours. What are you busy with?

There was an exam at the high school party. The classmate sitting next to me kept sticking out his head to copy my choice questions, and then the teacher caught him red-handed. As a result, the teacher looked at our paper and said, what did you copy from him? Why is the multiple-choice question wrong? The goods faint said: avoid his choice, I am one step closer to the correct answer. . .

When I was in junior high school, one day the dean heard a student shouting in the school wall: I want to take the Oxford exam, I want to take the Oxford exam, and I think this child is commendable. After school, you still have to study, and you must be a pillar. I quickly ran out of the school to find out, only to see that the student shouted again: roast the kidneys again.

After studying hard and earnestly, I finally got my driver's license and asked the coach what car I was suitable to drive. The coach smoked a cigarette and said to me, I don't have any suggestions on what car to buy, but I really suggest you buy all risks!

A sister has a menstrual pain, and her mother cooks brown sugar water to drink. It still hurts after drinking, so climb on the bed and twist. Then her mother said, I gave you sugar water, not realgar wine. What do you want to do now? ! Mom.

At the end of the college entrance examination, someone asked me if 644 could go directly to Tsinghua. I said definitely not, and asked me if I could go to Peking University. I said no, because I took the 632 bus to Tsinghua and took the subway to Peking University.

Today's weather is very good. After the rain in Chu Qing, it was breezy and in a good mood. I specially washed my hair before going out and habitually rolled my shirt sleeves to my elbows. In this weather and mood, I began to be a little smart. On the way, I met a man staring at me and saying, handsome boy, you are so handsome! What a beautiful day, alas! It would be more perfect if that person was a woman.

It is raining. If your girlfriend has no umbrella outside, you must get to her as soon as possible. Otherwise, she may go to the nearby shopping mall to take shelter from the rain, and then she may go shopping, and then she may ask you to buy her lipstick, shoes and bags.

My cousin got married yesterday (in the countryside). At the end of the party, I heard firecrackers and laughter outside. I ran out and saw a man in the smoke, screaming and jumping up, holding his head, and somehow wrapped a whip around his leg. The man went straight to the fish pond not far away and jumped in. I limped to work today because my father laughed the loudest when he saw me getting wet.

I am a real estate agent, and my performance is not good recently. I want to change my job. Today, I applied for an electronic sales manager, and when I entered their company, I sat with their boss. I once handed a cigarette to my boss and started talking about the back. The result is quite good. I called him brother, told him to buy a house in the back and asked me to come. Then he had a meal with his warm hospitality. Then I came back. I always feel that something is missing.

I go to my cousin's house for dinner. Before dinner, I came to the living room to watch my little nephew draw and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me excitedly and said, Aunt Saner, mom said you were losing weight and you couldn't eat a lot of delicious food tonight, so I drew you a lot of delicious food. Look, there are fish, shrimp and chicken legs! Our teacher said that this is painting cakes to satisfy hunger.

Happiness is on my left, but I am not left-handed. I can't catch you.

1. If there is no north-south road outside the door, people should avoid parting-Tang Du Mu's Farewell.

Happiness is on my left, but I'm not left-handed, so I can't catch you.

No matter how hard you love, you will still doubt tomorrow.

I am afraid that if I care too much about you, you will shrink back, get bored, resent, feel unreasonable and leave. ]

5. What happened to the girl with bangs? In fact, there is no good or bad, only habit.

6, don't abandon my naivety, I will think for unfamiliar people.

7. Never think too highly of yourself in the eyes of others, or you will fall badly.

8. I always tell myself that even if one day we are not together, we will be together.

9. I have survived the pain for such a long time alone, and now I can!

10, we use the most beautiful youth to strengthen our self-righteous love.

1 1. People meet like meteors. In an instant, generate shines brightly, but it is destined to just pass by in a hurry.

12, without you, I am the loneliest bride in the world.

13, you said that if there is no love, please let go. You know it's easy.

14, good night to Qian Qian, why don't you sleep with me?

15, even if I love you, I will act stranger than a stranger.

You are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

1. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

2. Fight for your Audi, your daughter-in-law's Dior and your son's Oreo, boy!

3. Some people look down upon it when they see it clearly.

The person who can control your emotions must be the one you love most.

Someone asked me what would happen if your friend did something wrong to you, and I said that a true friend would never be wrong to me.

6. Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

7. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

8. Don't trust memories so much, because people in them don't necessarily miss you as much.

9. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

10. Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it just means that you are strong.

1 1. It must be a special fate to become a family along the way.

12. Time flies like water, even if you try to keep it, it will pass through your fingers inadvertently.

13. The cruelest novel I have ever read is my chat with you.

14. I have read every space of yours more carefully than the final exam review questions.

15. Memory is such a nuisance. When you have decided to forget it, it will unconsciously tease you again and make you want to stop.

16. Woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

17. If you really believe in miracles in the world, that's another name for hard work.

18. Ambiguity is like typing. If you wait for a long time, there may be nothing.

19. Soft as a knife. Stab yourself at others.

20. There are three kinds of friends in life: a lifetime, a cup and a quilt.

2 1. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext, and she loves him.

Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.

23. Feelings are like hair, which will split when it grows.

24. The left eye has never seen the right eye, and I don't know how to comfort it. I only know to accompany it to tears.

25. I don't ask, you don't say, this is the distance; I asked, but you didn't say, this is the gap; I asked, you said, this is trust; You don't say, I don't ask, this is the tacit understanding; I didn't ask, you said, this is dependence.

QQ, the most domineering recommendation, said: Losing weight is not so easy, and every piece of meat has its temper.