April Fool’s Day text messages (selected 77 sentences)

1. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

2. Product name: Fool. Function: Foolish friends and friends of others, happy friends of myself and others. Production date: April 1st. Validity period: 1 day. Note: The nickname of this product is "Ni". Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Every April Fool's Day, there is one person who makes this day more sad.

4. On April Fool's Day, how many men and women took the words "I love you" seriously.

5. I like you, but it just makes April Fool’s Day a little longer.

6. April Fool’s Day is coming, and a lot of truths are about to surface.

7. On April Fool’s Day, it’s better to enjoy being “foolish” than to enjoy being “foolish” with you! May your income be “foolish” every year, your mood be “foolish” every day, and your wealth be “foolish” increase day by day. , good luck is beyond "foolish" imagination, happiness is "foolishly" endless, life is "foolishly" glorious!

8. Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptoms are always looking at text messages on the phone and grinning the most. You have to be careful!

9. Fools have a high eloquence and make people fall prey to them frequently. trick.

10. Beautiful women will smile when they see you, and money will depend on you when they see you. You can sleep in every day and don’t have to run around. If you want to be bright, the sun will shine; if you want to travel, there will be a bus. Why life is so wonderful, because April Fool's Day is here, you decide your day!

11. April Fool's Day has become a day for confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day for breaking up.

12. On April Fool's Day, say what you like that you dare not say.

13. Love is not "foolish", love will last forever.

14. Missing you is a very happy thing! Seeing you is a very happy thing! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in my heart is what I have always done but, lying to you is a matter of immediate concern. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Hello everyone, today is April Fool's Day, can I deceive your heart?

16. I had acrophobia when I was a child, so until now I He doesn't grow tall either.

17. It’s my birthday today, and I sent text messages one by one saying that I would come to my house for seafood hot pot today, but now... burp~ I can’t eat it alone.

18. If you let me celebrate April Fool’s Day, I will let you celebrate Tomb Sweeping Day.

19. On April Fool’s Day, no one confessed to me, no one made fun of me, no one paid attention to me, I was alone, laughing until I cried.

20. I especially like to eat with friends who love to chat. Usually when they are chatting, I will eat hard.

21. You can be forgiven for lying today. Why don’t you praise me~

22. If you love the wrong person, every day is April Fool’s Day.

23. Everyone wants to be different from others, but the result is that everyone is the same.

24. After you leave, there will be no more April Fools’ Day.

25. Today is April Fool’s Day. I will accept all my confessions, take them seriously if they praise me for being handsome, and block me if they scold me. Thank you all.

26. I like you. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

27. Finally, on Valentine’s Day, I saw the power of April Fools’ Day.

28. I really want to ask you a question, have you ever done that thing to a female colleague around you on April Fool’s Day? You know, that’s the thing. Is there? Don't get it wrong, I mean. Prank! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. Have fun with you, there is no limit to the fun!

30. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!< /p>

31. Many girls confess their love to me every day, except on April Fool’s Day, because they are afraid that I will take it as a joke.

32. People who leave on April Fool’s Day are probably just joking.

33. Stop saying that I am your baby, I am your only one, I am your most important person, silly boy, I am your father.

34. Let’s take advantage of April Fool’s Day to say the most sincere words!

35. “I like you” is both a sincere statement and a big risk.

36. Uncle, lend me a donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

37. I always love you because you are always handsome; I sometimes hate you too much because you are sometimes too unreasonable; I wish you today because you are celebrating the solar terms today. Happy April Fool's Day!

38. It is said that there are gold arrows, iron arrows, and bronze arrows, but you have to learn silver arrows! It is said that there are eighteen kinds of martial arts and 360 moves, but you have to learn drunken arrows. So soon you appeared in the world: Drunken Silver Arrow! Happy April Fools' Day!

39. I like you. The first sentence is false, and so is the second sentence.

40. Three obediences and four virtues on April Fool’s Day: start with the nearest, start with the closest relationship, start with the one with the best temper; classmates can be deceived, colleagues can be tricked, close friends can be teased, lovers can be teased It can be played.

41. On April Fool's Day, how many people pretend to be stupid and say "I love you" again.

42. Gu Liang, your eyes are so beautiful, protect them and don’t let them shed tears.

43. I am ready for the holidays, but no one will lie to me.

44. To commemorate the anniversary of Yu Gong Moves the Mountain, the theme of this April Fool's Day is: Learn from Comrade Yu Gong. Forwarding and receiving this topic can increase the fool index and grant you the title of modern foolish old man. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

45. On April Fool's Day, how many people say what they really mean, only to be treated as a joke.

46. On April Fool’s Day, I wish you have fun, be a fool to entertain yourself and others; I wish you can work with ease, think as wise as a fool, have wealth every month, and live like a fool. , enjoy the joy of fooling around, be happy and foolish!

47. April Fool’s Day is a chance for those who lie to tell the truth, then I will say I love you from my mouth to my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

48. My dear, I can't live without you, just like a fish can't live without water, and a child can't live without its mother. If I can't see you, my saliva will have nowhere to flow. There is no one to wipe my tears. My lovely pillow, you made it easy for me to find. Happy April Fools’ Day!

49. April Fools’ Day, the joke I want to make the most, can we make up?

< p> 50. April Fool’s Day is fake, but my love for you is true!

51. It’s April Fool’s Day again, and you are the most painful joke on April Fool’s Day.

52. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note next to you: I struggled all night, and your shame makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive me. Go ahead! I committed suicide. Happy April Fool's Day!

53. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

54. People hide their sincerity in jokes, so there is April Fools' Day.

55. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

56. I am not afraid of someone confessing to you on April Fool's Day, I am afraid You will say yes.

57. Don’t make random jokes on April Fool’s Day. Appropriate jokes should be appropriate and excessive jokes would be sad.

58. On the first day of April, I will see your poor performance.

59. Children, don’t confess your love on April Fool’s Day, because everyone knows you are not telling lies.

60. There is a famous saying that it is rare to be confused, there is a saying that a loss is a blessing, there is a story that the Foolish Old Man moved mountains, and there is a joke that a fool marries a handsome wife. Whether wise or foolish, happiness is the first element. April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness!

61. Day and night are the world of black and white, crying and laughing are the joys and sorrows of life. Happy April Fool's Day.

62. It is better to try every means to tease someone than to try every means to win your heart.

63. Just to report, I’m falling in love! With a boy I’ve known for a long time. I really like it so much. I won’t say anything depressing in the future, only sweet words! He is also very considerate, so happy! As for why you suddenly have a boyfriend? Because today is April Fool’s Day!

64. Like This piece of advice says, if you are single within three days and it doesn’t work, come to me and I will be your partner.

65. Only those who have been fooled can understand April Fools' Day.

66. Don’t wait, your crush is a piece of trash who spends all day dancing in bars and is a notoriously bad guy.

67. No one confessed to me on April Fool’s Day. It seems that I am really unloved.

68. Do you know who won’t lie to you on April Fool’s Day? It’s mathematics. If you say no, you won’t.

69. On April Fool’s Day, I just wish I would be less stupid in the rest of my life.

70. On April Fool’s Day, everyone is responsible for playing tricks!

71. April Fool’s Day is not only about fooling, but also blessings; April Fool’s Day is not only about deception, but also greetings; Fools April Fool's Day is not only about ridicule, but also sincerity; on April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish that your "foolishness" keeps pace with the times and your "foolishness" fades away.

72. As many people tell the truth on April Fool’s Day, there are as many people who tell lies on Valentine’s Day.

73. Happy April Fool's Day, you and I will become fools today, but only I will become a smart person tomorrow.

74. There are so many jokes, but the truth is hidden in the jokes~

75. I love you forever, this is true, please believe me! You are me My baby, life can’t be complete without you! Only I understand your heart best, and your eyes are the tenderest! Please read the third word of each sentence, Happy April Fool’s Day!

76. I wish you innocence, kindness, and ignorance. .

77. Playing with colors is your real skill!