It takes 5 to 8 minutes to draw a funny sketch of the trio.

Party A, Party B and Party C are standing at the front desk with microphones)

A: (waving loudly) Dear friends, how are you?

A: (muttering) Nothing happened. (Loudly) Once again, dear friends, how are you? Give some applause, thank you!

B: Eh, you think everyone is clapping for you. They are clapping for me because I am handsome.

C: What? I am handsome. Give me a hand.

A: Hi! Stop arguing, you two have nothing to do.

Who are you?

Hachi, I am your eighth sister.

C: Eight elder sisters? I'm still the ninth sister.

A: You are not your ninth sister, but your sister.

C: What do you mean?

A: You see, there are many women in the Dream of Red Mansions. If you add up to twelve, you are called twelve women in Jinling. There are all women in our library, a total of twelve, so I call them twelve women for short. I am the eighth oldest and you are the youngest. Right?

B: In that case, I am also one of the twelve women in the book.

C: Me too.

A: That's right!

No, twelve MINUS three equals nine. There are nine more.

I think your math is not bad.

B: That's right.

A: Then let's tell you about the twelve women in this book.

What do you mean?

A: Well, there is a poem for each of the twelve women in Jinling. Let me introduce them one by one, and you two will write the poem. How's it going?

That's impossible.

A: That's all right. You can relax the conditions. Singing, dancing, free verse or a word will do. We're all irresponsible, okay?

B: (turning to C) What do you think?

C: You can try it.

A: Come on, let's go.

Wait, where do we start?

A: If a family has nine children, when they wake up, they should shout: Get up with a big hair, two hairs, three hairs, four hairs, five hairs, six hairs, seven hairs and eight hairs! We have to start with heavy hair. Let's do the same. Let's go in the order of big women, two women, three women, four women, five women, six women, seven women, eight women, ten women and eleven women, shall we?

Okay!

A: Then let's get started. Hui, Dachai, scholar, textbook administrator. The most important thing is that she has been our disco coach for many years. She does gymnastics well and dances well. Please look-

B C: (singing and dancing) Sister, you are sailing ahead, my brother and I are walking on the shore, and the rope of grace and love is swinging, swinging … swinging …

The second woman, Aso, is in charge of the staff reading room. She works hard, which is exquisite, as evidenced by poetry:

B C: (Poetry recitation) Put on a white coat. Some people say I'm angels in white, others say I draw blood. Actually, I'm a cleaner.

The third card issuer, Hong, is in charge of the student reading room. Over the years, all the people who subscribe to newspapers have been ill. It hurts. But in the face of pain, she still smiled strongly, still so beautiful and moving, as evidenced by songs-

Captain: (singing) Lift your veil and let me see your face. Your eyebrows are thin and long, like the curved moon in the sky that day.

A Qin, who is in charge of the Social Science Library 1, shows great maternal love from her. She treats every reader like her own relatives, and especially likes to clean up the house, as evidenced by songs.

B, C: (Singing, weaving flower baskets) Wipe the table. It's not annoying to do it again and again. The table was polished how bright, and the radiator was shining.

…

A Qing, the fifth card issuer, is responsible for borrowing and returning teaching materials and books, and moving desks, chairs and flowerpots. Let's just say that she is the big housekeeper of the library and takes care of everything. That's really the first inside and outside. The children of poor families have long been in charge, as evidenced by her cell phone ringing.

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B C: (Shouting loudly) There are rags for sale-rags and socks for sale.

Who has garbage for A Qing to dispose of? Whose turn is it? Oh, six hair clips. Six women, Xia, are in charge of the natural science stacks. I think at the beginning, when building the library, she, A Chao and she were three "long-term workers" of the library, working for the landlord of the college for a long time. Look, she's happy-

B C: (singing, unity is strength) Labor is happiness, labor is happiness, this happiness has you, this happiness has me, it is higher than the sky and longer than the earth-

A: Baochai is a beautiful and romantic person. A pair of red phoenix triangular eyes and two curved arch eyebrows. In the process of planning, the winner is two floors away, that is, from the second floor to the first floor, from the second floor to the fourth floor. Who is she? She is-director Chang! I think at the beginning, when preparing for the library, I watched her face change from big to small, from small to thin, from thin to yellow, from yellow to yellow. She was cruel not only to herself, but also to her subordinates. It is said that she is the eighteenth generation descendant of Zhou Pipi, as evidenced by a sentence she often said-

(emoticon) work for me!

A: Listen to how powerful this old seven is! A Xin, Bachai, is in charge of the borrowing desk. If you want to borrow a card, leave school, borrow books, return books, inquire, print and see if the burglar alarm device is lost, you can go to her. Hey, you two have to put in a good word for this man.

B C: (Poetry recitation) I have two rows of white teeth, and I have a red heart. I would like to give an illusory kiss to everyone who works hard.

A: Jiu Chai Ali is in charge of the second social science library and the teaching materials of the branch campus. Her house is the most popular. After class, you can see her going straight to Wang Li's house in twos and threes, and sometimes someone will shout, "Don't squeeze, step on my foot." Why?

B C: (singing) I have a little secret in my heart that I can't tell you. Not ordinary feelings and feelings. It connects me with you-

A: What's the secret? Guess slowly. Shi Chai Ajie, who is in charge of the reading room of the branch school, has been unknown for twenty years. She said, I am a green leaf, which sets off the red flowers. I want to ask why flowers are so red, but I can't live without green leaves. There are songs as evidence—

B.C.: (Singing) This is the feeling of green leaves to roots-this is the feeling of green leaves to roots-this is the feeling of green leaves to roots.

A: Eleven women, A Chao, and twelve women, A Xin, two new young people, are the owners of the editing room and the core of library management. Data processing can not be separated from them, nor can it be separated from them. They get the lowest salary and do jobs that others can't replace. They shouted their voices like fire-

I am a brick, so I need to move it anywhere I want to go!

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