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A poem about huahuachangzi

1. How do men know if they have a flower intestines? Look at these three places!

The first point: the opposite sex is bursting.

A good man, for women, except his daughter-in-law, will handle their relationship well, instead of letting others misunderstand him, because even if he needs to work, nothing bad will happen, but if he has a good private life, he is always habitually self-centered and often goes out to eat with women without telling you. It may be some beautiful accidents for a long time, so you must pay attention this time.

Second: I won't let you see his mobile phone.

A playboy man, who doesn't want to miss any beautiful women, will always reply to those people, so that men will have many general secrets, and many beautiful women will call those troubled women from all kinds of ambiguous news. He often answers the phone and answers messages, so this person will be very busy and have a lot of business. In a word, if you ask these people, they will tell you uniformly that these are not important. You are the most important person to me, not to you. You have to trust me and say something sweet to make you believe him. If a woman meets such a man, break up with him.

Third: be passionate about all women.

A man's playboy won't refuse a beautiful woman's message for help, and he can lie to you that the boss asked me to work overtime and you may not come back at night. But in fact, the reason is that he can't resist the temptation brought by beautiful women, and it is easy to run away when he turns around. In this kind of thing, he will start lying and won't go home at first. If you call him where he is, he will tell you that he is working overtime and may not come back today.

2. What are the poems about "cosmos"? 1. Pick chrysanthemums under the hedge and see Nanshan leisurely. -Tao Yuanming's fifth day of drinking.

I'll come back at chrysanthemum time when I have a holiday on the mountain. -Meng Haoran's Passing Old People's Village

3. The new chrysanthemums are not in bloom yet, although autumn has come. -Jiao Ran is not looking for Lu Hongxian at home.

It's not that chrysanthemum is preferred among flowers, but that this flower is even more flowerless. -Yuan Zhen's Chrysanthemum

5. The threshold chrysanthemum sorrow smoke orchid tears dew. -Yan Shu's "Butterfly Lovers, Sills, Chrysanthemums, Sorrow, Smoke, Blue Tears and Dewdrops"

6. Cong Ju cried a few days ago, and the lonely boat is the heart of her hometown. -Du Fu's "Eight Poems of Autumn Prosperity"

7. The rustling west wind is planted all over the courtyard, and cold butterflies are hard to come by. -Huang Chao's "Chrysanthemum"

8. It is hard for the world to laugh, and chrysanthemums must be inserted. -Du Mu's "Nine Days on Mount Qi"

9. The color of autumn chrysanthemum is good, which makes it more beautiful. -Tao Yuanming's "Drinking Four"

10. The horse crosses the trail, the chrysanthemum turns yellow, and the horse is believed to be Nagano. -Wang Yucheng's "The village walks, the horse crosses the mountain path, and the chrysanthemum begins to turn yellow"

1 1. Huang Ju Branch was born in Xiaohan. -Huang Tingjian's "Partridge Sitting in the Sky" Meishan seclusion history. 》

12. It's better to get drunk than to stay away from it. Don't be negative. -Li Qingzhao's "Partridge Day, Cold Day, Rustling on the Window"

13. Fang Ju opened the train from Yaolin to Song Qingyan. -Tao Yuanming and Master Guo, Part II.

14. Jiuri Huanghua wine, you must smell it when you climb high. -Cen Can's "Climbing the Mountain with the Doctor for Nine Days"

15. On the 9th, Longshan drank alcohol, and Huanghua laughed at me. -Li Bai's "Jiutian Longshan Drink"

3. Tao Jin's roundness in the chrysanthemum poem "The Book of the Republic of China":

Fragrant chrysanthemums are in full bloom in Lin Yao, pine trees and Guanyan line. With this beautiful appearance, it is outstanding for first frost.

The Singing Chrysanthemum by Don Huang Chao

Waiting for the autumn of the eighth day of the ninth lunar month, the blooming chrysanthemums are in full bloom, the fragrance of Chang 'an is fragrant, the city is bathed in fragrant chrysanthemums-Italy, and the land is golden chrysanthemums.

Emperor Taizong's "Fude Endgame";

Terraced orchids condense in summer frost, and shore chrysanthemums shine in the morning. Laugh with dew, and the wind is light and fragrant.

Thin leaves are light green and round flowers are light yellow. Still holding the color of this year, after reunion, it will be fragrant.

Tang Du Fu's Nine Days of Yun 'an;

Cold flowers are gone, chrysanthemums are full of branches. Old friends are frequently different, and light fragrant wine is temporarily followed.

Tang Bai Juyi's Ode to Chrysanthemum;

One night, the new frost hit the tile lightly and the banana collapsed. Only the East Hedgehog Chrysanthemum is cold-resistant, and the golden millet is just dawn.

Tang Yuanzhen's chrysanthemum

In autumn, the bushes, like Taoist priests, are more and more inclined around the fence. It's not that chrysanthemums are favored among flowers, but that this flower is even more flowerless.

Tang Wu Lu Lei's Chrysanthemum

Charming gold skirt, graceful white jade skin. Knowing it is very different, as cold as old. It's hard to fall to the ground. It's better to die.

Tang Li Shangyin's Chrysanthemum:

Dark purple, bright yellow. They have the color of Tao Yuanming's Hedgerow and the fragrance of Lohan House.

Chrysanthemum is not afraid of wet dew, but afraid of the arrival of the sunset. I am willing to stay by the water and drink the parrot cup, hoping to come to the feast of the rich.

On Lengju in the poem Zhao Chang;

Light muscles and weak bones, dispel the hidden flowers and make the gold nucleus shine.

Want to know the medicine to delay aging, let a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend.

Song Fan Chengda's Chrysanthemum after the Double Ninth Festival;

The dew is wet in the lonely east, and the sand shines on the front golden house. A few girls in the world have no high rhyme and only look at flowers on the Double Ninth Festival.

Song Lu Tour "Folding Chrysanthemums on September 12th";

The fenfen of the yellow flower is peerless, and the Chongyang is wrong with the dogwood. The later you start, the more you see Cao, which makes you laugh at the way those outdated children do.

Song Mei Yao Chen's mess;

Loose gold wick, though withered, does not change fragrance. It's better to have a clean car than to be lonely in the mountains and forests.

Song Zhu's Chrysanthemum in Shu Zhen;

Tuhua can be white and red, and you can still love this work at night. I would rather grow old with fragrant branches than dance with yellow leaves in the autumn wind.

Don Huang Chao's Chrysanthemum

The west wind is rustling all over the courtyard, and cold butterflies are hard to come by. If I were Di Qing next year, I would report to Taohua.

Song Zhu Shu Zhen's Chrysanthemum

Chrysanthemum, like a man with lofty ideals, is out of date and fragrant. Charming and nourishing, Ying Ying Chen Ao cream.

4. Poems and ancient poems about chrysanthemums

1, Fenfen Huang is peerless, and Chongyang is wrong. -Jin Yuanhao asked "Fu October Chrysanthemum"

2, the garden is full of chrysanthemums, and there are solitary clusters like frost. -Bai Juyi's "White Chrysanthemum at Chongyang Banquet"

Every chrysanthemum is yellow, and the garden is as unique as frost. -Liu Tang Yuxi "Playing White Chrysanthemum with Hu Ling"

4, yellow flower golden beast eyes, red leaf fire dragon scales.

5, light muscle and weak bone powder, gold core flooding. -Shi's Zhaochang Han Opera

6, the cold flowers are exhausted, and the chrysanthemums are full of branches. -Don Du Fu's "Nine Days of Yun 'an"

7, cold resistance is only the east hedge chrysanthemum, and the golden millet is clearer at the beginning of dawn. -Tang Bai Juyi's "Singing Chrysanthemum"

8. Drink Mulan in the morning and Qiuju in the evening. -"Li Sao"

5. Poems about Love Flowers ■ The children rushed to chase Huang Die, but they flew into the cauliflower but could not be found anywhere-Yang Wanli.

■ In April, the beauty of the world is exhausted, and the peach blossoms in the mountain temple-Bai Juyi

■ Steal light blue flowers on the snowy road, and spit little red buds on the ice roots. -Yang Wanli's Orchid

Leisure is like the shadow of spring in Wen Jun, as clear as ice and snow. To push the king from the style, only fragrance is enough to spread. -Pan Tianshou's "Blue Stone Map";

■ Autumn shrubs are more and more inclined around the fence like Taoist priests. It's not that chrysanthemums are favored among flowers, but that this flower is even more flowerless. -Yuan Zhen's Chrysanthemum

■ Flowers are more and more attractive, and shallow grass can be without horseshoes. -Bai Juyi's Spring Tour in Qiantang

■ Clothes, towels and jujube flowers, and cars ringing in the north and south of the village. -Su Shi's "Huanxisha"

■ Returning to the boat in the evening, straying into the depths of the lotus. -Li Qingzhao's "Dream"

■ My road twists and turns through a valley covered with branches and flowers, leading to a Buddhist retreat. -Chang Jian's "Zen State after Broken Mountain Temple"

■ The crane floats here early to rest, and the autumn flowers slowly fade. -Han Yi "A Letter to Yu Shiyang from My Study in Taniguchi"

■ Falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud is more protective. -Green? Gong Zizhen's Miscellaneous Work of Helping the Sea

■ Drunk with the moon, the sage of dreams, the bewitch of flowers, the monarch is deaf. -Li Bai's A Word to Meng Haoran

■ Heaven and man are better than Xu Qiao, cutting water to make flying flowers. -Lu Chang's "Surprised Snow"

6. The poem about Hibiscus contains the following lines:

1, breezy lotus hedge Tang Bai Juyi answers Liu Jie villa in early autumn.

2, Furong Chu Rong, Han Tao can recommend Sui's "Jiao Miao Qu Wu Jiao Qu Su He"

3. At dusk, Hibiscus leaves Tonliqi's Another Bell.

4. The world watched Furong Huangfu Zeng's "Zhang Cang Visiting the Suburbs"

5, the first banquet Furong Tang Fang Han Yi "Send Li Mingfu to Lianzhou"

6. Planting hibiscus into a fence and falling into Song and Yang Wanli's "Tianlejia"

7, withered hibiscus, wind oblique Song Yang Wanli's "Autumn Flowers Bloom"

8, Wu, Furong Xie Zhengjue, "Zen Man Merges with the Lord as a Praise"

9. Flowers are hedged by Fuyoko's "self-expectation"

10, Hibiscus Garden Jiyi's "Partridge Day Sunset Red Opens Hibiscus Garden"

1 1, Lotus wreath Jiang's "Spring Palace Songs (Two Songs)"

12, because I saw Li Xianfang's "New Autumn in the Western Suburb"

13, Lotus, Yi Rong, Wang Ming and Chen Ting's "Ode to Huai (Sixteen Songs)"

14, hibiscus Whenever the road is clear, Wu Kuan "hibiscus".

15, the flowers in Furong country are similar to the Sunflower of the Ming Dynasty's envoy.