Interesting work quotations

The complete works of interesting quotations in the works.

No matter in study, work or life, we always have to contact or use quotations. Quotations have the characteristics of simple language, vivid image and easy to understand. So what types of quotations are there? The following are funny quotations from my works. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like them.

1, the first beer after work, to eliminate your day's tension. Drink a second glass of beer after work to eliminate the dissatisfaction of the day. Drink the third beer after work to eliminate the feeling of helplessness all day. The rest of the beer will erase your memory of the day.

2, and rich days, I don't know the trace, the era of witty remarks, disappeared without a trace, and the hard work of weeding in the afternoon is hard to meet again, but when happiness is accompanied by blessings, I can only wish you success in your work!

3, time can be squandered, wages can not be saved, happiness can be rounded up by the whole family, overtime can never be broken, no one wants to work hard, you can't complain about the boss, face your work with peace of mind, and wish you a smooth career.

4. Tragedy in the workplace can be roughly divided into four levels: the first level is working overtime to process money. Overtime at the second level is free. Overtime and extra money during the third-class holiday. Section 4 Overtime is free. If you are in the fourth grade, I can teach you the ultimate killer, fire the boss!

5. I opened my eyes in a daze and found that I had to catch up again. A night has passed, and I have to wash my face and go to work. A day, a year, a month, every minute has passed. After years of hard work, everyone can earn a few dollars. Life is not easy!

6. There is no "one gold", no "three risks", and no money if you work hard; Working for eight hours, overtime without pay, upset after a hard day; Busy day at work, busy day at work, or poor; Tiger-like colleagues and wolf-like leaders, alas, I am helpless as a sheep.

7. Employees like to eat out at noon, because that's the only time they can be picky.

8. Busy on the way to work, lazy at work, who dares to arrest me when I see the boss pretending!

9. Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

10, there are no stupid employees in the world, only employees who play dumb.

1 1, I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

12. Talented people work hard, while those without talent pretend to work.

13, moonlight is not a dream, nothing can always be realized, and it is not difficult to work overtime. As long as your boss likes it, the bonus is a bit far away, and the boss can't see through it and is tired, because things have never been linked.

14, one day, a leader was in a meeting and a colleague was dozing off below. When this colleague woke up, the leader was talking about Theory of Three Represents's theory. I only heard him say to himself, "Am I in Theory of Three Represents Theory?"

15, time is money, but time is worthless until a person finds a job.

16, the application will be a box of mountains and seas, and the application will sink into the sea.

17. In modern companies, it's not overwork but running away.

18, the myth of modern people lies in: Do you want to be a small employee of a big company or a big employee of a small company?

19, my life now is to get up, eat, catch the bus, work, work, eat or work. I work 24 hours 18 hours. Can the boss get a raise? The boss said, "Yes, can you sell me the remaining six hours?"

20. The shift on the last day hit a clock. ...

2 1, "the best in the world" Huaxi village, "true cow"! Not only because they spent 300 million yuan to build a "golden bull" weighing one ton; Not only because they spent 3 billion to build a tall building with stars in their hands; Not only because their super five-star hotel "Presidential Suite" stayed at100000 for one night, but also broke up. What's going on here? A rich little cow's head, a flamboyant cow's tail, and the voice of a fake version of Ren Lei! I really want to work there, not for making money, but for "bullfighting"!

22. Getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker.

23. when you turn on the TV, you will always encounter advertisements. When you doze off, you will always meet the supervisor. This is life.

24. When do you work hard and earn too little? It was hard to work overtime last night, and I was too haggard to look back at my post. The flowers in front of the window should still be there, just blue. Asking how sad you can be is like speculating in oil in Man Cang.

25, people caught a cold and couldn't control themselves.

26. Xiaoming chats during office hours. The manager asked Xiao Ming: Do you do things in a down-to-earth way or show off your abilities? Xiao Ming said: a phone call, chickens fly and dogs jump; A phone call, a chicken flies an egg; A phone call is very convenient; Manager, tell me what to do!

27. To hell with the report at the beginning of the year.

28. Why don't you take me with you when the earth turns?

29. It is because everyone wants to make money without trouble and is grateful to the teacher that making money is very troublesome.

30. There must be a prominent woman in front of a successful man, and a group of poor employees behind a successful boss.

3 1. The difference between a boss and a wife is that the former is easier to get rid of.

32. New rules in the workplace: You can leave early for work, get drunk directly after work, get a monthly salary increase, and your qualifications will be improved step by step. The boss has no complaints, the wife has no worries, the days are sweet, and the happy time is long!

33. Life is not a simple addition or subtraction, but a salary.

Work 365 days a year with salary, bonus and overtime pay. If you don't go to work 365 days a year, you will get a real life or real poverty.

35. People are like flashlights. They won't blink unless pressed.

36. There are no stupid employees in the world, only employees who play the fool.

Working people should know that a happy life depends on creation. I wish you four fears and four dares in your work: one is not afraid of hardship, the other is not afraid of tiredness, the third is not afraid of annoyance, and the fourth is not afraid of speculation, dare to do, dare to think, dare to take risks and dare to create.

38. When you turn on the TV, you will always encounter advertisements. When you doze off, you will always meet the supervisor. This is life.

39. Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

40. Big Brother is made.

4 1, the staff goes to work: they have something to do and have no right to order the secretary to do it; The secretary ordered nothing; Leaders go to work: have something to do and have the right to order the secretary to do it; Nothing to take the secretary out for a walk, euphemistically called business. Alas, why is the gap so big? Be reasonable, it's not easy to have a job, you'd better put it down!

42. At a banquet, the boss's front door zipper was unzipped without knowing it, but his female secretary found it. Because the guests are present, it is not convenient to say it directly, reminding the boss, "Boss, your garage is open." The boss is confused. "Oh, have you seen my BMW?" The female secretary replied, "No, I only saw two broken tires."

43. I have always been outstanding in my work and my performance has always been good. My boss praised my good discipline, and my colleagues said I was full of energy. I can't help it We are the pillars of society!

44. A buddy joked that he worked for Samsung. He explained it this way: there are stars in the sky when I get up in the morning; Tired of looking at the stars during the day; When I get off work at night, the sky is full of stars ... as a tribute to tens of millions of migrant workers in China.

45. Work is a mountain. You and I are stupid old people, still working as porters. A hundred years later, this mountain is still that mountain. You and my descendants are stupid old people and still porters. A thousand years later, this mountain is still that mountain. ..... God, I can't stand it. Please help me move this mountain.

46. Employees keep diaries and bosses write biographies.

47. If God wants to destroy a person, he will first make him an office worker and then let his boss drive him crazy.

48, in order to live, I struggle alone; For beauty, for life, I have worked hard; I work day and night to make money. Life finally took a step forward, but the boss said, "Go home, the company went bankrupt."

49. One day, the manager went down to the workshop and saw a man working hard. He said to him, "Work hard, I used to be like you." The man also smiled and said to the manager, "You should work hard, too. I used to be like you. "

50. It is happy to go to work, but lucky to have money.

5 1, beggars also have a holiday.

52. When the son did something wrong, the lawyer's father asked: Is there anything else to explain? Anything you say now will be used as evidence in court; At this moment, when the judge's wife said, "Dear son, go ahead. In any case, I will acquit you. " .

53. Getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker. There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

54. A buddy of the company is interested in the beautiful accountant in the finance department. He has been searching hard. One day he got paid and put it on the accounting desk on purpose. The beauty accountant said to him who was going out, "Your salary!" The buddy smiled and replied, "No, it's your salary!" "

55. One day, a colleague had nothing to do and was playing with a magnet in his hand. The leader saw it and reached for it. With a bang, the magnet was attracted to the leader's ring, and the leader left in confusion.

56. Once upon a time, there was a company. There is a boss in the company. The boss wants the company to become stronger and stronger. When the boss has a group of employees, his salary will go up. If my wish can be realized, I will realize his wish. Dear colleagues, if you dare to tell this to your boss, I wish you a bright future!

57. Being late for work in the morning and running without breakfast; I was so hungry that my colleagues heard me laugh. Work should be done seriously, just so-so; The boss is very satisfied and says to you: raise it! Get up.

58. A soldier who wants to be a marshal is a good soldier; Workers who want to be leaders are good workers; The wage earners who want to be bosses are good wage earners. Marshal said: When I become emperor, you can be a marshal again. The leader said: When I get promoted, you can take my place again. The boss said, what shall I do if you become the boss? You might as well go it alone. I said, I'd better become a monk. You can't control me.

People can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife, said the husband of an office worker.

60. Our youth will be exhausted if we can't get enough documents.

6 1, just retired from a long vacation, and the fatigue has not subsided. After seven days of continuous work, a series of performances were staged. The plot thief is wonderful, like drunken boxing, like sleepwalking at work, but afraid to sleep. It's not that we are decadent and drugged by freedom. Ha ha, happy forwarding with the same feeling!

62. There is a big boss in the limousine. When passing a section with poor public security, the boss who was afraid of death said to the driver: The public security is not good recently, and there are many kidnappings. Let's switch. You sit in the back and be the boss and I'll be the driver.

63. What men want is a house, a car and an office position. Only men are fools.

Choosing a boss, like choosing a wife, is far from your original fantasy.

When the boss tells you to take a step back, you'd better beware of whether there is a cliff behind you. It's hard to go to work. I hope you keep a good attitude and work smoothly and comfortably!

66. It is not easy to enter the workplace. I wish you more prosaic, tolerant, patient, hardworking, confident, strong, happy, earnest, careful, United and very glorious.

67. I am looking forward to working, and I really hope that my salary will double: I am willing to be tired if my salary doubles; Four times the salary and take the initiative to work overtime; Three times the salary, sweeping the floor also bears; When the salary quadruples, the troubles will be gone.

68. One night, Xiao Wang was about to drive home by taxi when he suddenly saw someone waving in front of him. When I got there, I found a naked man and kept staring at him. Naked man: Haven't you seen it? Xiao Wang said: No, I was still wondering where you came from.

69. The higher the salary, the easier it is to be laid off, and the lower the salary, the easier it is to be replaced.

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