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A particularly lovely copy

A particularly lovely copy (selected 54 sentences) 1. What should I do when I am old? Square dance is too difficult. 2. Crispy as baking soda cookies. Hello, by the way, are you free tonight? The Milky Way is soaring. Don't you want to see it? Billions of stars are eager to see you! It's a son of a bitch, but I dare not scold him for fear that he will bite me crazily. I thought I could get love by chatting until my expression pack changed from 400 to 1000. 6. Let's make up. I miss you. I know it was all my fault before. I will reflect on myself. As long as you come back, it's really hard to play this season. 7. Blink your eyes if you like me, and put your left foot on your right shoulder if you don't like me. 8. I dreamed that I went to the small world to save him. He asked me why I was so kind to him. I said, "You forget that you are the whole meaning of my coming into this world." 9. Are you there? Remember to drink plenty of boiled water. Burn it yourself. When the water boils, pour it into your mouth immediately. A second later can't show how much I care about you. 10. When there is no vitality, everyone is living seriously. 1 1. Can you send me a dime in case we have nothing to do in the future? 12. I didn't want to say it at first, but I was afraid that one day I wouldn't say it, and you would feel that you were lovelorn and lost hope in life. 13. Remember to dry the pillow often in summer, because it is full of bitter tears and moldy dreams. 14. scold me once, and I will bear it; Scold me twice, and I will bear it. But remember, I am a beauty, not a ninja. 15. What's summer like? Quiet streets in the morning, bubbles in coke, friends talking and laughing under the blue sky, favorite watermelons, popsicles and you. 16. A man can't cry, but my little boy can. 17. If you make others unhappy, you must find the reason from yourself to ensure that you can make them unhappy next time. 18. Today, I turned down two boys. Looking at their disappointed backs, I can only say sorry silently. After all, I really can't afford your real estate and fitness card. 19. Hungry, I don't know what to eat, and I want to eat the bitterness of love. I am a sheep. I had my hair cut today, and then I lost cotton. 2 1. Your emotions still need to be digested by yourself, and growth is always a person's business. 22. No matter how tired you are at the moment and how tired you are of life, please don't complain. You see the streets are still full of flowers, and the sunshine is still bright and gentle. 23. In the waiting days, study hard, be modest, be deeply rooted, and flourish in the future. 24. The heart is one inch wide and the road is ten feet wide. If it is not as wide as the sea, how can life be peaceful? 25. Optimists are optimistic about everything. Wherever he goes, he will be welcomed by others, and success and health will accompany him. Pessimists are just the opposite. 26. We have nothing but youth. Dreams make me different, and struggle makes me change my destiny! What is done today is difficult, but what will happen tomorrow is a gift. 28. Don't hold on to the past too tightly. It is better to live a good life, buy wine on the jacquard, make friends with three or five people, love the people you should love and live a happy life. 29. Without illness and pain, everything would be fine. If life is still fine, the world will be fine everywhere. Don't pray for the comfort of life, pray for yourself to become stronger. 3 1. Facing all kinds of misfortunes in life, not being sad or happy is just like facing the withering of flowers and plants, naturally calmly, and continuing tomorrow. 32. If the goal is big, the difficulty will be small. Enlarge the pattern, take a long-term view, and don't always stare at the immediate difficulties without blinking. 33. Treat every morning after waking up as a gift and every happy smile as a habit. Good morning! 34. Learn to bring forth the old and bring forth the new in trivial days. In the simple and quiet years, tidy up your heart, half smile and half love. 35. See the world scenery with a beautiful heart; With a happy heart, trivial to life; With a grateful heart, thank the experience for our growth; With a broad mind, tolerate the harm caused by personnel to us; Look at the success or failure of life with a normal heart. 36. Life is actually very tiring. Really don't be hard on yourself, everything should be perfect. Your world, with your footprints, you have been here. My life is actually very beautiful. Your own world, bloom your own beauty. 37. Smile when you are happy, and let your tight chest relax and shine; Cry when you are sad, let the troubles flow out with tears and be refreshed; Life is like this, face it calmly and live happily every day. 38. People will always encounter setbacks, people will always be misunderstood, people always feel inferior, and everyone will encounter setbacks. If you can survive, you will succeed. 39. Self-esteem and self-discipline, when you firmly have these two things, that is the real power. 40. If you suffer, thank life, which is a feeling it gives you; If you are in pain, thank yourself, which shows that you still have the motivation to move forward. 4 1. You always feel that some people are lazy, as if you can really do great things if you are diligent. 42. Dignity is such a thing, you have to have the power to defend it, otherwise, it will be a shameful life. 43. A heart that is invulnerable to all poisons will often be defeated by a simple comfort, and an invulnerable disguise will often completely surrender in front of people who know you. 44. I don't care about wearing contact lenses, let alone you, baby. 45. Like the most comfortable, the relationship that knows how to measure is the most charming. You won't know why the flowers are so red until I hit you with a peach blossom. 47. I don't bother, denigrate or bless you. 48. If someone scolds you, you should answer blows with blows. When someone hits you, you must cut off his arm. 49. There is still a long way to go. In a few years, the bowl of youth will be gone. Save some skills, people will get old. 50. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot. 5 1. Life needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering. 52. Cupping people will always say that you are wet, while those who love beauty will always say that you are short of water, just as those who don't love you always find fault with you. The more polite I am to you, the less I want to have anything to do with you. 54. No matter what the relationship is, I won't even look at you if you don't know each other.