Qq emphasizes taste, passion and personality, and speaks 50 sentences.

1, ideal is like underwear, you should have it. But you can't prove it to everyone.

2. Your sister is a good girl, sharing a lot of sadness for your mother.

Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school.

I found that my biggest weakness is money.

No matter who you are, no matter junior high school or senior high school, we will always be the worst class in the teacher's mouth in recent years.

6. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I'm standing next to you and you're playing with your fucking cell phone.

I am willing to donate teachers from our whole school to attack Japan. It doesn't matter if there is no class, the motherland is the most important.

9. Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one class longer than six.

10, two kinds of enemies killed my family, wake me up.

1 1. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I will go back to sleep.

12. Adolescence is not over yet. How can I regain my youth? Let's regain our childhood.

13, a friend and classmate of mine, is called the three invincible gods.

14. When I see other people's property is over 100 million, 1 billion, and several billion in their twenties, I will be 5 million, still a pixel.

15. The first word in all kinds of English vocabulary books is dislike. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

16 As Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations but has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

17, falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

18, falling in love is like playing on the seesaw. Either side suddenly walks away or gets fat, which will make the whole game very dangerous.

19, sometimes I visit the refrigerator at night just to know if it's good.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

2 1, otaku's otaku standard: take the computer as the center, take the arm length as the radius, and take things in bed.

22. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

23. Your shoulders and mine are all black and blue, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!

The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy! .

25, people are awesome, I will not pay back if I say no!

26. School, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

27. Occasionally, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

28. Some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the painless abortion discount.

29. The biggest lie in this world is: lend me a napkin and say it's borrowed, but no one has ever returned it.

30. I am not pretending to be a gentleman. Although my integrity always looks suspicious.

3 1, I only do two things in my life: don't do this and don't do that.

32. Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

33, don't look at me black, I have someone to chase, don't look at you white, you can't play.

34. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

35. Miss's beard looks so euphemistic that she must be a good family.

36. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

38. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your ultimate real destination.

39. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

I want to be your heart in my next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.

4 1, experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, which is almost enough, and don't overdo it.

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

43. With a textbook in your left hand and a lighter in your right, you won't order anything there.

44. Agree to produce scissors together. One came from a stone, and the other came from Bree. Who hurt who?

45. These days, it is the face, not the heart, that falls in love at first sight.

46. Go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

47. Eat, drink, and be merry to call for goods, and share weal and woe to call for wives.

48. If you have another woman in your heart, then another man can sleep under my bed.

49. If you dare, run naked and chase me for two kilometers. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, you can only call her aunt.

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality.

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality.

The words "1" and "ambiguous" literally mean missing this day. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

Love and not love are between your legs. It's up to you.

3, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

4, Bajie, don't peek at the teacher's screen name.

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

6. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

7. Looking back after graduating from college, I found that I slept with a bunch of same-sex people for so long.

8. Don't be a dog when you are brilliant, and don't forget your friends when you are down and out!

9. gay friends is a friend who eats KFC together, and his booty friend is a friend who eats instant noodles together. The former pays attention to communication while the latter pays attention to efficiency.

10, a fucking kiss, the world is in chaos.

1 1. Do you know who is the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history? Correct answer: period!

12. Why do European cucumbers spread viruses? Not gonorrhea, not syphilis, but Escherichia coli. Who can tell me why?

13, youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

14, people can't do two things at the same time-can you?

15, life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands.

16, people should remember what they said and always pay back what they owe.

17, various dogs in the back.

18, give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

19, you said that the coquettish smell on her body was body fragrance.

20. I hope to be your little train and never cheat.

2 1, go to the poop theme restaurant the day after tomorrow, eat the signature toilet, No.5 ice cream and poop chips.

22. Go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

23, a person will become addicted for a long time, and two people will go to bed for a long time.

24. A person I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me. I suddenly don't hate ta, because I can't hate a man with vision.

25, 1 Wanhe1million is the same, because I don't have any!

26. I always feel a faint sadness when I think about the long vacation and my shriveled wallet ~ ~ ~

27. Please don't call sister hooligans in the future. We are the guardians of plastic film removal.

28. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

29, use durian violence LZ chrysanthemum!

30. Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

3 1, when you meet someone who loves you, just follow. After all, people with bad eyes and heavy tastes like him will soon become extinct!

32. It turns out that you are still a John's face and a gentleman's heart!

33. The original screen name can be so long.

34. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there. . .

35. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?

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1, mm suddenly told me after watching the TV series: Journey to the West is too abnormal, one person rides another person every day!

2. Love is only one word, and I only do it once.

3, the word ambiguous, literally, is thinking about Japan. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

4, don't blame the sister for being proud, just blame the guy for being ignorant.

5. I am not afraid of my opponent's toughness, but I am afraid that I have been shaking.

6, lingering without wearing a condom, delicious.

7. Leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.

8, wearing a condom, Lao tze is a new day.

9. I hope the woman you touched is rotting.

10, Jinyang Dan, energetic during the day and energetic at night to solve men's skeletons.

1 1. Hold your smelly, beating penis tightly.

12, two traffic packets, the feeling of more traffic is terrible, even if the side leakage is not a problem.

13. Men fall down when they see me. Look at you again. Men run when they see you.

14. Did you have fun with her? Do you have sex hard? Do you still remember me

15, you said you were my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

16. Animals and animals never wear clothes, but they are never interested in sex because the opposite sex doesn't wear clothes.

17, dyed red sheets just to show off passion.

18, people are in rivers and lakes. I can't help it You don't curse. People scold you.

19, if you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep with another man under the bed. ..

20. If you think that eating is my whole life, you are wrong! And ... . Sleep!

2 1, three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Wu Dong loves Loli; Cao Wei controls his wife; Shu Han are all gay.

22. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your ultimate real destination.

23. He won't even let me go to physical education class or run. He always asks me to ask for leave because he is afraid that the man's chest will shake when he sees me running!

24. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

25. Why is my stool often bloodshot? Because my husband loves me deeply. .

26. Sexiness is not coquettish, but cheating and showing off. Fuck.

27, big breasts and brainless chicken big man show.

28, once I sang: I am lonely ~ He smiled and said: You sang wrong, I should just touch jj.

29, experts suggest that sleep should not exceed 24 hours a day, almost enough, not too much.

30. The rejection that hurts men the most is not that you don't deserve me, but that you don't deserve me.

3 1. As a girl without the advantages of Aoi sora+Maria Ozawa and others, is it wishful thinking to ask a man with Eason Chan+Nicholas Tse complex to live his whole life?

Qq personality signature lovelorn heavy taste

1. Love to the extreme, and then leave.

I love and hate, but my heart is still aching. Crying is not good.

Don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

4. If you don't mean it, you can't see it. If you see it, you can mean it together.

5. If you don't leave room, you won't delay each other.

6. If you don't degenerate in debauchery, you will degenerate in emptiness.

7. There are too many bills to pay enough attention to.

8. Eating, drinking and having fun are all commodities, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

It is a waste to give you so much money.

10. There are so many younger brothers around Big Brother that you can't tell them.

1 1. Get out of my world with your love for me.

12. Too much joy at the beginning brought sorrow now.

13. The first breakup is accidental, and the second breakup is inevitable.

14. I will regard that moment of turning around as eternity between us.

15. Breaking up doesn't mean giving up love. I know you gave up.

16. When we broke up, you said we were still friends. Now we are strangers than strangers.

17. There are black holes in the chrysanthemum area.

18. Watching you leave, tears fell like rain.

19. Are you happy after you left me? Do you feel relieved after breaking up?

20. Leave your world with my broken heart.

After that day, we became strangers.

22. Your world can't wait for my aging.

You broke my heart, so I decided to let go.

24. You are so willing to bet with me, how can I bear to let you lose?

25. Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.

26. Commitment is still no match for time, and love comes to an end in the blink of an eye.

27. sunny days. A comfortable start. Rainy days. Beautiful ending.

28. Who hasn't died since ancient times? Bitch dies first, then I die.

29. Long live the lovelorn. Lonely and innocent. It's right to break up. There is no shame in girls crying.

30. At the crossroads, you turn left and I turn right, never looking back.

3 1. Can we put each other down only if we are separated?

32. Those who agreed to be friends after breaking up became the most familiar strangers.

33. You can't be too fucking miserable, pulling eggs every day.

When you have a second person around you, I give up my dependence on you.

We broke up. Please tell your friends that I dumped you.

36. I tried to suppress, but how could love stop?

I said I was leaving, but you didn't even ask me to leave.

38. I thought that as long as you pay silently, one day you will understand that in the end you still can't accept it.

39. Don't look back, no matter how good you were.

40. You love to ignore me now, but you can't afford to support me later.

4 1. Stand alone by the road and watch you disappear into the light.

42. After the hug, you turn and walk away. You smiled and said goodbye, but your heart was shaking.

43. Use all your courage to hold up the brightest smile.

44. Possession of your beauty defiles your heart.

45. Finally, you are you, I am me, and return to the finish line.

46. The most charming smile disappears at the moment you leave.

Chat qq space heavy taste

1, boss, a bowl of noodles with old phlegm and Chinese sauerkraut. I'm not surprised. I am a limited edition.

I'll get even with anyone who dares to touch him.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

It's not your turn to tell me what to do in my world.

6, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is deep art.

7, if the relationship between the two is long-term, it is not too late to do it later!

8. Cherish what you have, and don't look back if you give up.

9. Write a poem for you. What? Feed you?

10, my menstrual period is a bloody ghost, and sanitary napkins are vampires.

1 1, I'm lonely, but I don't need your charity.

12, women can still live a wonderful life without men.

13, give me a fulcrum, and I will touch your heart.

14, if two people have a long relationship, it's not too late to do it again!

15, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.

16, don't always lie in the trough, have the ability to turn over.

17, will you die for me? I'll feed you earwax.

18, I'd rather go alone than be hurt by a woman.

19, you tell me about grass mud horse every day, and I tell you about grass mud pig!

20, my feelings you can never afford, it is not cheap.

2 1, wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

22. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

23. If I can shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

24. You win, I accompany you to the throne, you lose, I accompany you to make a comeback.

Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

26. I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in the future.

27, my friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, only my heart!

28. I saved dandruff for a year because you said you wanted to see a snow.

29. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

3 1, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

32. Girl, when your hair reaches your waist, you won't shit when you go to the toilet.

33. Do you know why sometimes the stool is thin? Because things are rare.

34, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.

Since you can't go back in the past, don't go back and edit our idol drama again.

36. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

37. I'm going to the toilet to calm down. Eating shit won't solve the problem!

38. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

39. When you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

40. Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are beaten silently.

4 1, do you get up early because of the pursuit of the toilet or because the bed is not reserved?

42. In a word, it's cold in winter, and I don't even want to lift the quilt.

43. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

44. My back itches. Should I change? Stop it. It's just that you should take a bath.

45. Do you know who is the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history? Correct answer: period!

46. A woman with a melon face sleeps in a beauty sleep, while a woman with a steamed bun face can only sleep in a cage.

47. A man never grows up. Don't expect him to wean before he is 60.

48. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

49. Bring my long hair to my waist. I have to squat in the pit. If I don't squat, my hair will smell coquettish.

50. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude without wearing a condom!

5 1. How to say that you are constipated in euphemistic language? I have a bad feeling.

52. Every time I tell you a lot, you just answer, did you take a shit?

Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?

54. Every time I masturbate, I think in my mind: Son, it's not that dad doesn't want you, it's that you don't have a mother.

55. Who didn't have shit since ancient times and who didn't use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

56. When seeing a pretender, my brother always lowers his head silently. It's not my brother's good quality, it's me looking for bricks.

57. From school uniforms to wedding dresses, how many beds have you shaken, from pink to purple and black, and how many frictions have you experienced?

58. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose from being seen.

59. Honey, I dropped my mobile phone in the toilet. Please buy me crazy 6plus! Is that thing sending me a message?

60. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day, and everyone thought it had good eyes. .

6 1, some people say that women watch Korean dramas and use a lot of toilet paper every year. In fact, men watch Japanese dramas, so why not!

62. The little sunflower mother started her class. The child always has a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

Teacher, please don't just order students to bow their heads in class. Although he may be sleeping, he may also be digging his nose!

64. I fart in the elevator. I shouted that something was burnt, so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

65. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

You should know that no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, you should tell me at the first time, and I will praise you at the first time.

67. Father fly and son fly have dinner together. Son: Dad, why do humans eat rice and we eat shit? Dad: Don't swear at dinner.

68. An unexpected boy donated blood to his girlfriend. After breaking up, the boy asked for his blood, and the girl threw the sanitary towel in the boy's face: Here! I will repay you in monthly installments!

69. A teenager came to buy condoms. The boss was surprised. He said, I want to give a gift to my girlfriend. The boss said: Do you want to wrap it up? He said, no, it was originally used to wrap gifts.

70. Today, when I went to the toilet, I heard a cheerful song coming from the next room: Lala, Lala, I am an expert in squatting. I forgot to bring my paper and squatted down, boasting while pulling. Today's weight is really big, and I pulled a lot in a few seconds.

7 1, suddenly want to fart when walking on the road. There happened to be a motorcyclist next to me, so I wanted to take this opportunity to cover my fart. I don't know if I pushed too hard and made too much noise. The motorcyclist thought it was going to start. I put on the gear and was about to leave. I fell down!

72. Female, I was squatting in the toilet today. An admirer called me and asked me what I was doing. My quick answer is: shit. After three seconds of silence, he said, Holy shit. I said blankly, I don't need to do it myself