Funny about mosquitoes, humorous about mosquitoes.

1, a big bag bitten by mosquitoes. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

2. Time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

I have been favored by mosquitoes since this summer. This room is full of fresh meat, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to be exposed to rain and dew, and mosquitoes wouldn't listen! This mosquito, bite me, bite me! You call me tender meat! Well, last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes again. Arresting people everywhere, I didn't sleep all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you finally came.

5. I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables when I take a bath in summer!

6, my thigh was bitten by a mosquito out of a heart!

7. The mosquito bag on your body can be connected into a magic circle.

8. In broad daylight, I look down on mosquitoes flying around in exercise books. There are no mosquitoes before going to bed, and I can't afford to get hurt when I get up.

9. The wife touched her forehead and said, "There are so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it is a mosquito bag or a zit. " Hearing this, the master asked, "Is it black? It must be acne. " "It's not black, it's me." "That must be a mosquito bag!"

10. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. So now I have a big bag on my face.

1 1, mg, used for three days, the mosquito bites more and more happily. Do you put some seasoning on your rice? Want to be quiet ...