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No kidding. Tell me about it.

1, afraid of offending people, afraid to ask, afraid to say the wrong thing, afraid to face everyone. Unfortunately, I didn't get the corresponding respect. Later, I began to indulge myself and indulge myself. When you were late, I left first. I don't want to do anything, but I can't bear it. I only care about my personal feelings. Others don't care about me, and then I find that I am not only valued, but also happier.

2, your own object, you don't fool others naturally, your own object, you don't spoil others naturally, it doesn't matter if you don't do it well for the first time and the second time, you must learn to make progress. Every time something happens, you should keep silent until I calm down. I won't cajole people when you say it, so you don't have to cajole them after you are ok. You have to understand that it has nothing to do with lipstick or gifts, but you don't let me see that you are trying to cherish my heart, and you are not motivated. It's that simple.

I want to tell you everything from the stars to my love for you.

4, warmer than the word refueling, is that in the final result, remember that I have been there.

When people reach a certain age, they have to be the eaves, and they can't find another place to shelter from the rain.

I hope the reason why you like me is not because I like you, but something else. Any other reason is fine. Maybe it's because my smile is not too ugly for a moment. Maybe it's because my eyelashes are short It can be because I looked stupid when I fell off my bike, but it can't be because I like you. You are not allowed to throw your love at me in return. I don't want such love at all.

7. I'm not going with you. Life is full of anxiety. Your love letters and horses and chariots are too slow. Forget it. I want to have a good sleep. It's still a little cold in the early morning of April. Why can't I eat all the ice cream? Going to Haidilao doesn't like fish balls. You may not know where I want to go. It's too difficult to climb the mountain and wade, so you don't need a key. I lost something at home and wanted to see me. You still don't need you for the rest of your life.

8. There are so many reasons to like someone. Do you want me to say that I like your honesty to every friend, my intimacy with you, and your smell? Endless, besides, like itself is a condition, I just like you.

9. I like mineral water. It is strange that every time I go to the supermarket to buy water, I will hesitate for a long time in the beverage freezer before choosing a bottle of mineral water. It's like there are many people outside. I bypassed the mountain road with 18 bends, and my heart is still you.

10, to be honest, I miss you very much. I thought there was a good reason for our separation, but I found that there was no good enough reason not to spend my life with you.

1 1. It is a lie to say that you have been in love for too long, so you don't know how to be good to you. To put it bluntly, I just don't like you enough, so I don't want to be nice to you. It is instinct to love someone. Junior high school students will save a week's breakfast money to give gifts to people they like, let alone adults. What's not wrong is that they don't think you are worth it.

12, I still can't let go, but I'm still worried. Many times, I still want to rush to him and ask him clearly, what's wrong with me? Why can't I be liked by you? I really like you, I really want to hug you, I really want to jump into your arms and cry.

13, once you have someone you like, your heart will be filled with no room for others. Perhaps, there are many people who look better than you, and there are many people who are more interesting than you, but so what? In my eyes, you are the brightest. I really don't want to look at others. I want to see you kiss and hug you every day.

14, you have to make it clear that you like the other person, not the person who likes you. Since you are tempted to take the initiative, even if you are wronged, it is expected. No one can blame anyone. You are not an unhappy and immortal child. As a result, you can only bear it yourself. No matter how sad you are, you can only bear it yourself. You have the ability to like others, but you have no ability to make others like you.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. May you have a good life and let me know nothing.

Later, I heard that you have a new lover. From then on, my hero fought for another girl. It's better to say goodbye than to be affectionate. It's better to laugh and have no regrets or love for this life. People who are lovelorn will cry when they see this, so I'll accompany you here.

Who is not from a kind-hearted child, tortured by reality into a scheming madman, from now on, your world has nothing to do with me, and my world, you only deserve to see.

Don't worry, girl. It's best to be neat about love: don't start casually, don't be in a hurry to compromise, and don't be afraid of being broken up. Setbacks are the beginning of growth.

"I still like it and care, but I don't want to be with you anymore."

I'm used to pretending I don't care, but I don't care about anything. I also hope that someone can see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability.

Have you ever met such a person, knowing that there will be no result, knowing that one day they will be separated, but still wanting to hold his hand and accompany him for a long way?

"I have seen the spring breeze ten miles away, I have seen the summer solstice that has not yet arrived, I have tried Qiu Guang, I have loved the warm sun in winter, but they can't reach you. I want to see you. "

I hope to be a free and easy person after waking up, forget the old uneasiness and have new happiness.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. May you have a good life and let me know nothing.

I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I have given up the person I love most. I give you all freedom as my last gentleness.

A unique aesthetic classic: I don't need your advice for the rest of my life.

When I am sad, can you hold me tight without saying anything?

I am not great enough to wait for you to get lost.

My husband is not as domineering as his father.

I just quietly regard you as my life.

Can you let me be your shadow and follow you all my life?

Be a difficult person, lose your face to the person you hate and tell the person you like aboveboard. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

I am overbearing. I have my reasons for being overbearing.

Don't say you are from the city. Now the earth is called a village.

Don't worry about what you can take away, because all you can take away is rubbish.

I can love you to death, or I can live happily without you.

Why bother if you can't see my light?

I am not the best, but I am the most dazzling.

I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you still need to pick a date?

I'm not a piano! Please don't play with my feelings!

It's no use being beautiful, but I'm not as beautiful as I am

I am not a kind person, but I know that if you offend me, I will let you taste the seven pains of life.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. I'd better go blind myself.

You should live a proud life. At the age of sixteen, there were many suitors. When you were sixty years old, some hooligans whistled at you. There is more than love in your life.

I don't need you to spend the rest of my life teaching this relationship. I'll clean it up myself

1, how many people turn off their mobile phones in anger and can't help turning them on, only to find that they are not self-satisfied, thinking about how uncomfortable they are, and finally realizing that they are a joke. Don't be silly, people don't care about you.

2. If you like it, you can say it; if you hate it, you can leave. If you don't give up, you will stay, and if you give up, you will be fulfilled. Honest expression is better than timid hiding.

When time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that the persistence that once made you hysterical has now become dispensable.

4. The wrong person is the wrong person, and you will never become the right person because you can endure it or endure a little more time.

If an old man with a white beard jumps into your window on Christmas Eve, grabs you and stuffs you into a sack, don't worry, because my Christmas wish is you.

6. No one will really wait for you for four or five years except in movies. To put it bluntly, feelings are things that are gone without contact.

7. I didn't delete the photo, just encrypted it; I didn't lose anything, I put them in that big box; And you, I didn't forget, I sorted you out and put you in those love songs.

I hope I won't lose sleep when I say good night to you in ten years, but your head will make my arm ache.

9. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice, once to meet you and once to accompany you to the end.

10, when a person becomes mature and sensible, it's really hard to have the feeling of seriously loving but losing.

1 1. Those who apologize first are the bravest, those who forgive first are the strongest, and those who let go first are the happiest.

12, it's cold, I'm afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of turning on the light, I'm lonely, I've cancelled the song, so I go running for dinner. We should learn to take care of ourselves and cherish ourselves more.

13, I don't know how to express what I want to say. Love is always hidden in my eyes. Do you know that this sentence is also hidden?

14, people who don't like me will like me again, and I won't be happy if I say it ten thousand times. The person you like, no matter how much you don't like me, will be happy if you say it. Are people like this? It is not good to meet love.

15, cherish those who are kind to you. If you lose them, you can't get them back. Money can buy real luxury goods in this world, but the most luxurious thing is a heart that really misses you, no matter how much you spend.