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Don't yell at me. I was scared by dogs when I was a child.

1. It is better to erase the person who made you cry than to wipe your tears.

Staying alone for a long time will make you addicted. When two people are together for a long time, they will have sex.

3. Who doesn't learn to be strong when he is injured?

The scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands at the window with a smile on his face.

5. Don't send photos, don't send status, when it's quiet, the visiting people are the ones who really care about you.

6. Girls like us who are neither rich nor beautiful can only be kind.

7. Don't yell at me, I was scared by dogs when I was a child.

8. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

9. Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater!

10. Don't take my ability as my cowardice, and don't take my respect for you as your meanness.

1 1. Behind every hehe, countless grass mud horses escape.

12. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.

13. A man only needs one chance and a bed to cheat.

14. Every time I charge the phone bill, I will sigh that what I said is so valuable.

15. If you leave when I am most down and out, don't come back when I am most brilliant.

16. If silence is golden, I won't be rich.

17. Please tell the prince that I am still walking among thorns, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys. Tell him to go back to sleep

18. I'd rather be hurt by the truth than protected by lies!

19. Whenever the head teacher calls me to the office, think about what I have done recently. Good thing? Think about which one she is going to say.

Although I am a nobody on the chessboard, I never take a step back.

2 1.? Bite me if you dare! ? Sorry, I don't eat pork. ?

22. I taste the ups and downs myself, and I bear the joys and sorrows myself. I am my own sun, and I don't need anyone's light.

23. Don't compare me with anyone. I am not anyone's shadow, let alone a substitute for anyone.

I hate that I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was one sentence? Oh? Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

25. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day. Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

26. One day, your edges and corners will be smoothed by the world, you will pull out your thorns, and you will learn to smile at people you hate.

27. You are as crazy as a dog and as quiet as an angel, but you will always be crazy.