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How to respond humorously to being called Han Han

Called Han Han, how to reply can see the following humorous reply: 1, hello everyone, show a beautiful woman to send a circle of friends.

2, the beauty is only halfway through, I don't know why.

Do you think the clouds in the sky are just like the sulking in my stomach?

I like Lu Xun's sentence very much: Can you buy me a cup of milk tea when it is hot?

Without me, you will freeze to death if you wear too much.

6. I refute rumors. It's not that I don't reply to information. I'm illiterate.

7. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight, and I want to eat Mai spicy chicken leg burger.

8. Remember those people who chatted with you late into the night. They make your dark circles so heavy and your skin so bad.

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10, insist on doing sit-ups every day and one at night. Get up in the morning.

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12, iron body, magnet bed.

13, I never believe in love at first sight, but I feel a little shaken when I look in the mirror.

14, life is short and I'm fucking lazy.

15, Uncle Cha! There's a boy here that I can't take away!

16, ten years skinny, no one asked, once fat, everyone knows.

17, selling Meng, 100 yuan a gram.

18, may the future life be ups and downs.

19, beautiful women usually don't take selfies, but I dare.