Funny quotes about Chinese Valentine's Day

Funny quotes about the Chinese Valentine's Day are as follows:

1. You can post the list of Chinese Valentine's Day gifts, just remember not to post the specific ones. If it gets serious, it won't be good for anyone.

2. The Chinese Valentine's Day, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

3. Why is it Chinese Valentine's Day again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be single, but why is it so difficult!

4. My room is filled with Chinese Valentine’s Day gifts. I am not rich and handsome, I am just a lazy courier.

5. God is fair to everyone. Since He has allowed you to celebrate Singles’ Day, he will not let you celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day.

6. I want to go to the movies with my partner on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Can you recommend any good partners?

7. During Chinese Valentine's Day, we should do something good like stuffing small breakup notes into chocolates in the supermarket.

8. I want to give a negative review to my future partner’s mother. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received the baby yet.

9. Every year during Chinese Valentine's Day, you all celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day, but I drink Qixi.

10. No gifts will be accepted on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends will receive gifts.