Funny jokes about love

Funny jokes about love

Funny jokes about love. We will experience many interesting things in our daily life. Many people will record these things through words. Words can be very interesting. A good record of our lives can also exercise our writing skills. Let’s share about love below. Funny jokes about love 1

1. Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. That day when I peeked at you chopping wood from the window, I fell in love with you. Don’t blame me for not telling you then! Because there were no short messages back then!

2 When the wife goes out, she must follow her, she must obey her orders, and when she is wrong, she must blindly obey; she must wait for her to put on makeup, remember her birthday, she must be willing to spend money, and she must tolerate beatings and scoldings.

　3 Dear user, hello, this is a network test. If there is no signal on your mobile phone, please throw your mobile phone to the ground as hard as you can until there is a signal. Thank you for your cooperation and goodbye

5. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.

6. Stupid man, stupid woman = marriage; stupid man, smart woman = divorce; smart man, stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man, smart woman = romantic love; us?

7. You are the sun in the sky, and I am the mountain on the earth; you are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the earth; you are the crow flying in the sky, and I am the earthly dog ??chasing after you. Chase.

8. A first-class man has a family outside his home; a second-class man has flowers outside his home; a third-class man looks for a home among flowers; a fourth-class man has his family home from get off work; a fifth-class man The wife is not at home; the sixth-class man has no wife and no home.

9 One kiss gives you roses m. Two kisses give you my home mm. Three kisses bring honey (moon) to Java. mmm I am a big fool in love. I will never change my love for you! ! ! mmm

10. You, you, you little goblin, I have been poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

11. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world. You have a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body, and a piece of kelp around your waist. You think you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the second declining god. generation.

12. The rooster and the hen are husband and wife, and they are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chick has a mental problem and does not eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide aside to watch the chick. It is silly. The chick didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at the phone.

13. Sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. I miss you every time I hear it. I fall in love with you at first sight. I pursue you without saying a word. I come to you again and again. I will definitely I want to chase you...

14. Being single is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, without a lover, you are a waste, and with too many lovers, you are an animal.

15. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying. I am the jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I won’t beat you or scold you. I use Emotions torture you.

16 Buddha said: Looking back five hundred times in the past life is the only exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times to meet you and be able to tell you: "I really want to love you." Funny jokes about love 2

1. My dear, please listen to me: "For you, I would go up to the nine heavens to catch the moon, and I would go down to the five oceans to catch turtles!" Because: The "moon" is you , that "turtle" is also you!

2. I find that you are getting more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Our ancestors also said: A hero appears in Xi Shi’s eyes. The hero in your eyes refers to me.

3. I exchange my infatuation for your sincerity; I give my love to my close friend; don’t be careless with me, and be with me forever.

4. Love is like a brick, love is like a mountain. It doesn’t matter how many bricks you have, just one is enough. Love is a cup of poisoned wine. If you don’t want to devote your whole life to love, don’t drink it because it has no antidote.

5. The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and the others stayed put...but he didn't move.

6. My dear, for you, I will risk my life to cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation. I will overcome any difficulties! I will find you on time on Sunday, if it doesn’t rain!

7. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration! Loving you for five thousand years is hopeless! Loving you for a thousand years is absurd! Loving you for a hundred years is too long! Loving you continuously is my strength!

8. Gaoshan Yizhimei, who do you love? I want to have sex with you, and no one can stop me! Once we do, I will become a loser, and I will be so crazy. I'm so cool when I'm old!

9. If you pour out the entire Yellow River water, it will extinguish the flame of my love for you. Is it possible to pour out all the water in the Yellow River? No. So I still love you.

10. The poor family is 1.49 meters tall, has a rural registered permanent residence with primary school education, a dilapidated house with three rooms and one acre of thin farmland, and no wife who can cook hot pot or hot stove. He keeps talking about medicine all year round. Today’s text messages are recruiting girlfriends, revolution. Hand in hand on the road, dare to ask if you are willing! Funny jokes about love 3

1. Do you know what you look like? What do you look like? Like the earth, attracting me.

2. I started to announce that I am no longer single and start wearing two pieces!

3. You are a tourist in the mountains. You love the world while walking, and you are passionate by nature; I am a collector. Cat owners in the city don't look at passers-by and don't change lovers.

4. Because of love, I began to become artistic.

5. I will love you for ten thousand years and stay with you till eternity!

6. You will be cuter when you shut up.

7. I am your desiccant. I will dry you when you get wet.

8. The rice is in the pot and the person is on the bed, it’s up to you.

9. You are the calamity I cannot survive in this life. One more glance will make my heart soft, and one hug will make me fall.

10. Girl, would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

11. Afraid of no return date, afraid of empty joy, afraid that the one who comes is not you.

12. It doesn’t matter whether you care about me or not, I still care about you.

13. You have no idea how much I like you.

14. Have you ever been on If You Are the One? Otherwise, why would you look so much like my favorite girl?

15. How can you harm me? What have I harmed you? To make me like you so much.

16. I hope it’s me, not life, that makes you breathless.

17. Beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome guy is just a false name.

18. Fighting can bring people closer together. Ha, let’s be intimate.

19. Come here, I have a love interest that I want to talk to you about.

20. What I want is not difficult to do. I still have time and you.