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Talking about men being beaten.

1. Fight with you when you are beaten, and call your brother. When you are beaten, ask someone in the same situation. It's called a dog friend.

Some people had better study hard and don't forget their promise to me. It's almost the college entrance examination, and they still want to be beaten by themselves every day.

I kept my mouth shut yesterday and told my boyfriend that I was beaten. His first concern is not how I am. I was angry, but he had many excuses. Should I forgive 99 for breaking up with me?

4. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster that was defeated silently. Behind every little monster that was defeated silently, there must be a big monster that was defeated silently.

Those who are soft-hearted will only be beaten, scolded and abandoned.

6. Some people cry all day that my sister is going to die. The fact is that my sister was beaten and didn't even say anything.

7. You are willing to get drunk late at night. Who do you blame? If you are willing to be beaten by others, don't pretend to be pathetic.

8. At Christmas, Ceng Xiaoxian laid a Christmas tree of hope for Hu Yifei, realizing a Philippine wish. Very touching, there is wood.

9. Nima's balls are stronger than tornadoes when she collects money. Swearing can melt iron, and the dead are alive. Do you think you really want to be beaten?

10, behind every successful bump man, there is a little monster who is beaten silently, and behind every woman whose body and mind are satisfied, there is a persistent man.

1 1. Never quarrel with your wife, because you will be scolded if you win, and beaten if you win ~

12, the children's shoes didn't do their homework, so please hurry up and ask the teacher not to write when they are lighter ... 50000.000000000105

13, scolding for you, beating for you, worrying for you, distressed for you, and insomnia for you. Tears for you ... I'm stupid for you. There's nothing I haven't done for you.

14, Seven Violets Royal [It is not necessarily a brother who fights with you, but it must be a brother who is beaten with you! ]

15, never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

16, admit your mistake and stand at attention when you are beaten.

17, the teacher said that you will be beaten if you fail the monthly exam. I mean, if you kill me, I'll fail the exam.

18, never beat and scold your parents, because you need to be scolded if you win, and you need to be beaten if you win.

19, we shoulder to shoulder, we laugh together, cry together, fight together, get beaten together, hope together, pick up girls together, who says brothers are not as good as love?

20. Don't quarrel with me. When you quarrel, you will be scolded. When you quarrel, you will be beaten!

2 1. Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

22. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

It's almost the end of the world. In fact, I have been keeping a secret from you. In fact, I am the little monster cc who was silently beaten behind Altman.

24. It is not necessarily your brother who fights with you, but it must be your brother who accompanies you to be beaten!

25. He broke up with me because I was beaten. My best friend says that he is not a man and too weak, but his buddies will definitely say that I am not a good girl.

26. Don't argue with your parents, because if you win the debate, you will be beaten and if you lose it, you will be scolded.

A real brother doesn't help you fight, but takes a beating for you.

28. "I can beat you when you need it. I can take care of you when you are sick, but if you have another woman, all this is not my responsibility. "