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I know I am ugly. I knew it.

I know you love me. Although you call me fat and laugh at me for being ugly, I know you love me to the bone. Otherwise, how could you have never found another woman in these four years?

I know I am ugly. I knew it.

First, I know! ! I am ugly, but I love it! ! ! What can you do if you refuse to accept it?

Second, walk. Accompany master to find you. . Find you she wants to see. . Although you always call me ugly, my master told me. . But I'm too cute to bite you. Don't worry. . . I know the master misses you very much. . Why don't you know? . . Are you stupid? . Just wait. . Waiting for you.

Third, I know I'm ugly. I have a poor figure, but I still like you, even more than you think.

I know I'm ugly, and it doesn't matter if I get stoned, but it makes me feel sad to make you afraid.

I know I am ugly, but I am ugly. Why do I want to scare people so much?

Although I know I'm ugly, it's terrible to think about being attacked by others.

I know I'm fat, I know I'm ugly, I know I should lose weight, and I know my new hairstyle is ugly.

I know I am ugly, but I don't want you to tell everyone that I am ugly when you see me. Because the minimum respect between people is that you don't understand me, and I don't blame you.

Nine, others say that he is arrogant, and only I know that he is a very gentle person. Although he always likes to pinch my face and call me ugly, he must be jealous of my tenderness. Fortunately, I have a unique skill to beat him! If you bully me, cry to him! Let him die of heartache!

I know I'm ugly, and it doesn't matter if someone throws a stone, but I'm sorry for scaring you.

Eleven, inexplicably uncomfortable, bought new cosmetics, originally happy, instantly lost the mood. I know I'm ugly, but there's no need to laugh at my poverty.

I know I'm ugly, and it doesn't matter if I hit a stone, but it makes me sad to make you afraid.

Thirteen, I know I'm ugly, and it doesn't matter if I'm thrown a stone, but it makes me feel sad to make you afraid.

Fourteen, the first time to play, don't spray if you don't like it. I know I am ugly, not as beautiful as you, not as charming as your eyes. I am not RMB, so I can't be liked by everyone. You can easily hurt yourself. You care about others more than you love yourself. You care about other people's emotions in order to make others happy and share their troubles. You think that some feelings are deep and deep, and later years will let you know that they are only shallow. Why do you love yourself when you have given so much heart to others?

Fifteen, hit hard, I know I am ugly and old, I don't need to describe it in such detail, right? It really depends on the face, whether it is strong or not, and whether it is good or not is the second.

If you have a girlfriend one day, please do everything possible to let me know! I'm relieved if she is uglier than me.

Seventeen, don't let me see such people again, like to gossip about me behind my back. I know I'm ugly and stupid, but please don't say it in front of me.

18. I know I'm ugly, but will you stop fucking commenting on the water army that promotes plastic surgery, huh? Money is not everything! Don't go to your pheasant hospital if you have money! Go away!

Nineteen, I'm ugly, but I'm not fucking chasing you! I don't know you either! Why are you looking at me like that? Do I know you? We are different, you know! Although I am ugly, I have as many friends as you! Just no girlfriend! I know this! I just need to go my own way, no matter what others say! Yes! If people in the world are equally excellent, what is the difference between them and robots?

Twenty, it is said that you can see your image in the heart of someone introduced to you! Dear brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, thank you, I know I am ugly, please leave me alone!

Twenty-one, I can't say a few reasons for liking me for a long time. I knew I was ugly, and I couldn't even lie to me about pleasing to the eye.

I'm just an ordinary little sister, and I like countless stars. I know they are all fake, just like I have no chance. I am ugly, short and fat. Nobody likes me, but I never give up on myself. In reality, I also have people I like, but people don't like me.

23. I know I am a little anxious. No wonder my favorite woman doesn't love me. I am most afraid of having an ugly child like me after I get married.

24. Does anyone want to find someone? I want to find a girlfriend. I know I am ugly. I can't give her what she wants, but I can give her the happiness she wants. I can make her happy every day. Every day, two people grow old. Where is the happiness I want? I am Xiaozhuang.

I know I'm ugly, but that doesn't stop me from thinking others are ugly?

Twenty-six, I used to take pictures because I knew I was ugly and a little disgusting. Recently, I began to take photos with others indifferently, and began to accept the fact that I was ugly. You must know yourself. I've always fucking understood.

Twenty-seven, my name is fairy. I know where my ex-boyfriend is. Although he is ugly and blind, he will get married soon, but I still want to bless him. What kind of person am I? Come closer and show his wife how beautiful I am.

28. why am I so ugly Why do girls run away when they see me? I know I'm ugly, but I'm human.

Twenty-nine, sometimes it's really touching. I like a boy in my heart, because I feel ugly and have no courage and confidence. Recently, I took a photo with my roommate and always said that I was much more beautiful after I lost weight. I know what I look like, and I know it. Thank you for your kindness. You are the most beautiful in my heart.

30. Sometimes, I just like to do useless work, just like I know that no one is watching when I go out, but I still have to make up. I think I am ugly. what can I do? I am desperate, too.

3 1. She looked up and said calmly and coldly, There is nothing to be sorry about. I am so ugly that I am scared to death. I know you don't need to sympathize with me.

Lonely mood is hard to say: I am ugly, it's none of your business. I didn't propose to you.

1, have you ever tried to hide under the covers and keep your mouth open from crying?

My ugliness is none of your business. I didn't propose to you.

I don't like crying. If I cry, I must have held it for a long time.

I haven't actually forgotten anything, but there are some things to hide. ]

I dedicate it to all divines who are in a bad mood today. I am in a really bad mood today!

6. Your name has changed from my initial awkwardness to my current blurting out.

It was obviously he who approached me first, but in the end I could not bear to part with him.

8. Don't let a girl who is allergic to drinking fall in love, okay?

9. It's disgusting to wait for a reply, especially knowing that the other person has read it but doesn't reply.

10, don't expect any news from him from the next second, ok?

1 1. Jealousy also exists in the friendship world, and its taste is no less than love.

12. On the day we parted, I cried all the way. He followed me without a word. After a long time, I turned around and he was gone.

Someone said I was ugly, and I immediately laughed. I am ugly. Did I chase you?

1. You take part in accidental amusement, and I will accompany you; If you live and die, I will accompany you to the end.

2. When someone said I was ugly, I immediately laughed. I am ugly. Did I chase you?

3. If your life is already at a low point, go boldly, because whatever you go, you are going upward.

What we thought would never be forgotten was forgotten in the process of obsession.

5. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past; Every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past.

6. What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never leave.

7. Don't take your woman seriously. One day, another man will thank you for not understanding her.

8. I'm not arrogant or unreasonable, but I'm tired of losing my dependence at any time.

9. There is no one who can't live without others, only those who don't cherish them. One turn is two worlds!

10. When I was a child, I wanted to sit at the same table with the person I liked; When I was in junior high school, I wanted to be in the same school as the person I liked. When I am old, I want to be in the same world as the person I like.

1 1. If one day we break up, please don't let me see you again in my life!

12. No matter how long the road is, you can go on step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

13. Recently, myopia has become more and more serious, and I can't see money when I open my wallet!

14. When you do it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

15. Even if you complain impatiently to all your friends, you won't lack books to read, exams to take, people to face and roads to walk. Facing your future, you can't play tricks, you can only be practical.

16. If you can't escape, you must learn to face it. If the road is difficult, don't retreat easily.

17. Whether it's love or friendship, I'd rather leave proudly than exist lowly, and give up with a smile than have it with a cry.

18. Love is love at first sight, but love is never tired.

19. explanation is always redundant, and people who know you don't need it, and people who don't understand you don't need it.

20. Never envy other people's lives, even if that person looks happy and rich. Never judge whether others are happy or not, even if that person looks lonely and helpless. Happiness is like drinking water, understand it. You are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

An ugly sentence describing someone.

1, a long adventure .....

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, *, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

24. You are a fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

28.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29. The long flying sand is great.

30, not bad, can distinguish the five senses.