Ancient interesting poems

There are many famous poets in China, including Li Bai, a handsome and elegant poet, and Du Fu, a poet who cares about the country and the people. There are countless masterpieces that have been handed down to later generations. Let's look at the other side of these poems.

The funniest ancient poetry in the world, funny enough to kill people.

1 classic funny ancient poems

I. Ode to Snow

Changzong Zhang

What is flying in the sky, piling up in the east and piling up in the west.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace to sift lime?

Zhang Zongchang is a typical lout. He writes poetry occasionally, and he is also a fast speaker. One day, he looked at the snow outside the window and couldn't help writing this poem. Although the artistic conception is poor, it is quite heroic.

Second, untitled poems

Su Shi

No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin.

Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.

There are not only Dongpo pork in the world, but also braised pork with bamboo shoots. This poem shows Dongpo lay people enjoying food and loving life.

Third, "Untitled Poetry"

Su Shi

Eighteen brides, eighty lang,

Gray hair and red makeup.

Yuanyang stayed in the quilt for two nights.

A pear tree pressed begonia.

Zhang Xian, a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married a beautiful woman of 18 years old when she was 80 years old. At that time, Su Shi, a famous poet who often recited poems with him in the pulpit, and many friends came to visit him. Humorous Su Dongpo immediately sang this limerick.

2 classic adaptation of funny poems

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, Qianzu. I have no money as soon as I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)