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How to chat with future mother-in-law on WeChat?

Question 1: I don't know what to say when I chat with my future mother-in-law WeChat for the first time.

Question 2: If you don't know what to say to your future mother-in-law, please persuade your clever daughter-in-law to know the Twelve Commandments 1. No matter how unreasonable your mother-in-law is, don't quarrel with her. Don't speak ill of your mother-in-law in front of your husband. Don't speak ill of your mother-in-law in front of outsiders. If you live with your mother-in-law, don't run back to her mother-in-law's house because she is angry. Show your tigress's nature in front of your mother-in-law. 7. The more stingy your mother-in-law is to you, the more generous you are to her. 8. When you meet a nagging mother-in-law, don't take everything she says seriously, but defend what she says. 9. Don't quarrel with your husband in front of your mother-in-law, or say that your husband is not 10, and don't be hard on your mother-in-law in trivial matters. Don't complain that your mother-in-law is not as good to herself as others, don't attach too much importance to money, don't calculate her mother-in-law's property, and her husband is not as good as herself. Don't show superiority in front of her husband's family. If you do this, it will not be difficult. The point is that you can't do it. How can people be so perfect? Please take it easy, landlord.

Question 3: How to reply to the future mother-in-law's WeChat instead of being so unhappy, it is better to take the initiative to chat with the future mother-in-law. Start with your boyfriend, and you'll find that it's actually good for your mother-in-law. Think of her as your sister. There's nothing to talk about. Ask if there is anything wrong. Don't be too strange, and handle the relationship happily. Cheer up is simple.

Question 4: Chatting with future mother-in-law WeChat. She won't talk to me. She doesn't like me? We seldom call and have been in love with her son for two years. It is not necessarily that she is not married after all, and it is not necessarily that the prospective daughter-in-law said something unpleasant, so there is no need to care too much.

Question 5: Is the WeChat of future daughter-in-law and mother-in-law good? People have a little privacy, which increases the mystery and will get along better.

Question 6: How to write a WeChat application for future mother-in-law? About what? r(st)q

Question 7: What should I do if I accidentally add my future mother-in-law's WeChat? This is a good thing! But just add, don't talk, just answer whatever she asks you, because she doesn't know who you are.

When you get married one day in the future, your mother-in-law will already add you to WeChat. This will be a kind of fate, how nice!

Question 8: Why should I teach my mother-in-law to use WeChat? It's just that I'm full and unhappy, and I refuse if I don't want to, looking for a sense of identity.

Copy a line from the movie "Flying over the Nursing Home". Look at it or not, and understand it yourself:

1. The father and son are sitting under a big tree, and the son is reading the newspaper in his hand. The father pointed to the tree and asked his son, "What's on the tree?" The son replied, it's a sparrow. After a while, the father asked his son again, What's on the tree? The son replied impatiently, it's a sparrow.

2. After a while, the father asked his son again: What's on the tree? The son threw the newspaper in his hand: Are you sick? I told you it was a sparrow, not a sparrow.

Father took out a diary from his pocket and said calmly, When you were three years old, we were sitting under this big tree. You pointed to that tree and asked me what it was. I replied that it was a sparrow. You ask me again, what is that? I replied that it was a sparrow, a flying sparrow. You ask me again, what is that? I said sparrows. You have asked me this question dozens of times, and I have answered it dozens of times.