Serious sand sculpture jokes are funnier than funny sentences.

1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

4, be sure to keep smiling, or your teeth will be brushed in vain these years.

I like to see how you don't like me and how you can't fuck me.

6. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

7. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome.

8. Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

9. There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the best!

10, all good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

1 1, people have only one worry when they are not full; There are countless troubles when you are full.

12, does anyone have a crush on me? People who secretly love me, don't be shy. Say your love!

13, I break my fingers and count, I am destined to be your husband.

14. If Confucius can't help you solve the problem, I will help you solve it.

15, I think the square dance aunt should take an electric mosquito swatter and exercise while harming others.

16. Even cats and dogs know how to shed their skins when the seasons change. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

17, we walk so fast that our souls can't keep up.

18, people say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is tangled.

19, many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't, I can only eat by my mouth.

20. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!

2 1, live seriously now, just to provoke feelings in the future.

22. If sleeping is to recharge the human body, then I want to say that I have never had enough to eat.

23. I don't even want a basin for spilled water.

24, endure a moment's push, take a step back and intensify.

25. The sky didn't fall and hit me, but it still tormented my mind and exhausted my bones and muscles.

26. eat areca used to give up smoking, but now he's fine. He eat areca, smoking. Betel nuts and cigarettes are very powerful.

27. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

28, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

29. The same person with a telescope is called a general on the battlefield and becomes a hooligan at home.

30. When there is no money, there are a group of friends; There are a group of bodyguards when you have money.

3 1. Go ahead, hold your head high, face higher requirements, and stand up to the North Nose _ Challenge If You Are the One.

32. Money can buy happiness. Money is not happiness, so give me all the money.

33. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

34. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. When you look angry, you wipe your ass too carefully.

35. If you put it down, you will have no worries.

36. I have been lost in the long road of life.

37. Don't ask me where I am, I am alone.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it!

39. Life is not just an immediate matter, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

40. Sometimes, caring too much about yourself is also a kind of torture.

4 1, the reason why I smoke is very simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

42. Smarter than yesterday and freer than last year.

43, obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt.

44. Often a person says: I'm not bragging, but he begins to brag.

45. Go there without a glass of wine. You threw up the past.

46. People say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is tangled.

47. Life is like a shower. It's not in the right direction, but hot water.

48, the walk, the stay, will not be forced in the future.

49, inspirational, is done by the poor, the rich are pretending to teach people to let go.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

5 1, in fact, looks really don't matter, love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.

52, temperament is very important, the smaller the voice, the bigger the gas field.

53. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the qq group administrator.

54. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

55. Do you like small animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? I don't know, every meal!

56, the impulse of time, the crisis of future generations!

57. People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money. On the other hand, I am blind.

58. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have such great hope.

Don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because they have mouths, but not necessarily brains.

What is a male god? It's the kind of man who thinks this life has nothing to do with you at first sight.

62. Who says that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

63. I miss you. I didn't tell the distance from my heart to my teeth until my throat was hoarse.

When I took off my sweater in the dark, I felt I was a first-class Pikachu.

65. Hard life needs no explanation.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

67. I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.

68. Bring it on if you dare. I promise you can't beat me under six.

69. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude, without condoms!

70. If I am young and promising, and I don't feel inferior, I will definitely meet many people.

7 1, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

72. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

73. You will never be alone on the road of no return.

74. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!

75. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.

76. I'm so cute that you won't even notice. I think you may be a pig.

77. When the New Year bell rang, I didn't think as much as I did.

78. Ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

79. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

80. One day you will meet the person you really like and his other half.