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1, half the books in the world are written by fools for fools.

2, life is so ironic, you really treat your people like dirt; If you pretend to be your man, you treat him as a treasure! Ridiculous!

I flew to the ends of the earth to watch, but you stood on the ends of the earth to play.

4, in fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages, landing two straight boards.

Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

6. I have lost, I have lost, but I have never been afraid.

7. Don't listen to the Buddha: Amitabha _ Let you live, I Buddha mercy _ Send you back to the West.

8. I tore a piece of spicy food when I was a child.

9. Actually, I am a very nice person, so I have to take my time. After a long time, you will know that I am not a thing.

10, the memory is that I stood where I was, and time had already slipped away.

1 1, time is money; But I have plenty of time, but no money.

12, you don't respect me, I respect you. If you still don't respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you.

13, don't moan because you are single.

14, don't challenge my Trojan with your password.

15, the advantage of being a man is that you can eat even if you are old enough to pass the shelf life, and you won't die.

16, only the first love is others, and the rest of the love is yourself.

17, talking about money does not hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

18, only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

19, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.

20, love, a simple word, can be practiced, so difficult.

2 1, some words, I will rot in my heart.

22. Why care about things that don't belong to you?

23. There are always many reasons to tell others that they don't care, but there is no reason to convince themselves.

24. Looking back suddenly, some people around me also have dogs.

25. Women feel that men's playboys are unattractive, while men feel that women have no strength in reality.

To celebrate the success of quitting smoking, I decided to smoke another cigarette.

27. The most terrible thing in the world is not dreaming that you fell asleep in the examination room, but that you did fall asleep in the examination room after waking up.

28. The earth has been tuned to vibration mode, and 20 12 will automatically shut down.

29. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a floating cloud, Bajie loves Xiaoyue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.

With a hammer in hand, everyone looks like a nail.

3 1. lived for more than 20 years and failed to do anything for the motherland and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

32. A woman's greatest achievement is to find someone who holds herself in the palm of her hand and get married.

33. Cowardice is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model is out again.

34. A person's name is engraved on the heart valve in my left atrium.

I left in a hurry, just as I came in a hurry Wave goodbye to you!

36, my chest is small, there is nothing wrong, my whole body is the essence.

37. You can't change others, you can only try to change yourself and make yourself what others think.

38. Go your way, leaving you no choice.

No matter how far the distance is, I will find you one day as long as I take a step towards you.

40, youth is not long, you should hurry to fall in love.

4 1, seemingly impossible, is always the best.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

43. If you love someone and you can be with him, there will be no tragedy in this world.

44. Sleep when you are tired, and everything will be fine when you wake up.

45. Toad wears a belt, and ugly people make more trouble.

46. Only promiscuity, no love.

Please put away your porous face.