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Can't sleep. It's funny.

1, you should go to bed early instead of getting up late, but how many people get sick of staying up late but don't get up late.

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

You can't even control what time you sleep, but you want to control your life. Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

I have planned my life for 800 times when I have insomnia, and I still do it every day.

The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

6. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

7. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

8. Hedgehogs get close to each other to keep warm in cold weather, but keep a certain distance to avoid stabbing each other. The important way to keep close is to keep a proper distance.

9. Interesting girls are single, because they can support boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.