Funny circle of friends has pictures to talk about

There will be many funny friends around us, and life will be colorful many times. At the same time, the WeChat circle of friends has also become their funny base. The following is a funny circle of friends that I have carefully arranged for you. I hope it helps you!

Funny friends circle with pictures to say humorous articles

1. Get out of here and keep getting out of here.

2. Enter in Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? It replied, sorry, it hasn't been found yet!

Your looks and IQ are good.

I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

I put my homework on the computer mainframe, and then the computer crashed.

6. Eat without food, save money and fall in love

7. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

8. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

9. Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

10. When you were young, you had pimples on your face, and when you grew up, you had pits on your face.

1 1. I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

12. Ask people what the world is like, just ask them to take off their clothes and pants.

13. The flatterer finally wants to ride a horse.

14. You are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

15. See you pretend to be weaker every day. When I saw your mother, I immediately understood what a young lady's body is and what a girl's life is.

Funny friends circle with pictures to say classic articles

1. There is an animal that looks like you.

Everyone can be mean, but please pay attention to the times. Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

Now people are following the trend. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

May your girlfriend always inflate.

6. What underworld are you pretending to be? Oh, oh, so you are a neighborhood committee for African black refugees.

7. Be a good citizen if you don't have a girlfriend. If you have a girlfriend, you will be released on bail pending trial. If you are engaged, you will be under surveillance. If you get married, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment!

8. Seeing you is like seeing a small vegetable in the market, with a lot of money.

9. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

10. It's like a toilet seat. Aren't you afraid of flies? Go back to your Japan, you watermelon taro. Don't show off in an ostentatious manner.

1 1. Tired from walking, he sits here, and the dog sits here, with one side high. Anyone who comes over wonders: Whose twin is this?

12. You were so proud at first, what are you playing now?

13. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

14. Don't always stay in Hibika. Your family is horny. Find Wang Cai next door.

15. How many people didn't love a scum when they were teenagers?

16. Don't keep your mouth shut, and take your parents with you. Why are you so filial?

17. You didn't help me when I was in trouble. I just watched when you were in trouble. I don't lack icing on the cake, and thank you for your timely help!

18. I have a little donkey. I ride a date, and someone else drives a Ferrari. I am never surprised.

19. I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the wretched fat people.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

Funny friends circle with pictures to chat about the latest article

1. Most girls who often cry hungry are kind-hearted, simple and lovely, straightforward and naive.

Don't say anything until you know yourself.

3. An unprecedented tone.

4.？ Do girls think playing basketball is more handsome than playing badminton? Look at the face. Handsome people are handsome when kicking shuttlecock, and ugly people shovel shit when playing golf. ?

No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.

6. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

7. Who will spoil me, comfort me when I cry and stay with me all the time?

8.？ There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood?

9. Raise your hand if you want to visit Meituan Taobao when you are bored. I want to see how many people are like me.

10. I want to steal your keys and go to your house every day to please your parents.

1 1. Schools are like brothels. You can't leave without paying.

12. ? People died in the queue% ?; Pure "damn"

13. The most romantic thing I can think of is to give up treatment with you.

14. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

15. Half a bottle of lemon-flavored Rui Ao and half a bottle of water are Sprite, half a bottle of Sprite and half a bottle of water are Scream, half a bottle of Scream and half a bottle of water are Le Shui, and half a bottle of Le Shui and half a bottle of water are mineral springs.

16. I still want to be jealous.

17. Are you tired of such an artificial life?

18. The feeling that nobody cares or asks.

19. My concept of swearing is just a vivid modal particle used to help me vent my emotions, which has nothing to do with the quality of family education.

20. Every time I see a thin man in the street, I want to share some meat with her. I have a kind heart!

2 1. Some people are good-looking, others are ugly, and I shuttle between them and look ugly.

22. Without novels, mobile phones, computers and TV entertainment centers, I think I will suffocate. I really don't know how the ancients survived and gave a big service!

Up to now, my love for Russia has never changed.

24. The chest is shy. It will grow up quietly when you sleep. Don't stay up late.

As a girl, you don't have to smoke and drink. What's the point of living if you are not horny!

26. I finally got up the courage to call him. But there was a woman's gentle voice on the phone. Hello, the subscriber you dialed is out of service!

27. The performance of the seniors, the selfie of the goddess, the money of the local tyrants, the figure of the model, and the sunshine with us.

Please tell me whether you are so happy or acquired.

29.？ Dichlorvos? Engage in activities, enjoy more drinks and have another bottle.

30. I'm going to invite my grandfather to announce wheat during the winter vacation!