What are the short sentences about comments?

The short sentences about comments are:

1) Newton left a bunch of formulas after his death. After Qu Yuan's death, he left a three-day holiday. Or China people love China people!

2) Bitch put up with pushing her luck, so take a step back.

3) Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

4) I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

5) I know money, but money doesn't know me. Every time I meet it, it always says: Don't talk to strangers. Stay away from me.

6) How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or squatting outside.

7) In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

8) If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

9) Don't show off one quarter of your IQ.

10) in my heart, you are the only difference. I don't care if I understand your love. I am moved by your emotions, and I am willing to be the wind under your wings.

1 1) Every time before the exam, copying is extremely busy. There are many cheat sheets, but I'm afraid there aren't enough. After the exam, books were thrown everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys pick up girls.

12) I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

13) Everything is abnormal this year, except China football.

14) Learning to ignore is a road to inner peace.

15) what each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

16) I believe you are 10% blind; Trust you, 20%, life imprisonment.

17) It's been blowing cold all day, and it seems to be much colder.

18) You should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

19) I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don't you die?

20) Whether it is appropriate in love is only an illusion, and ultimately it depends on who is more tolerant.

2 1) girl, a boy who hits you gently is to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back with ten times your strength.

22) Looking at beautiful women in the street, the high is appreciation, and the low is hooliganism.

23) A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this and that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

24) Your daughter-in-law is used to being shameless, which is called love.

25) If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather make the same mistake again.

26) Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

27) How often do you take a bath in winter? -In winter, take a bath.

28) Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.

29) My advantage is that I am handsome. My weakness is that I am not handsome.

I licked my fingers and cried.