Interesting and true antithetical humor

1. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

2. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

As long as everyone contributes, the world will become a better place.

When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, which is healthier than them and kills them.

6. In fact, we even got involved in love.

7. It's hard to find a partner now. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

8. First place in the dormitory!

9. When other college students drink boiled water, I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

10. The tornado landed in xx.

1 1. My colleagues are all off work, so I have to work overtime secretly to complete the performance, get the boss's reuse and kill them.

12. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

13. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

14. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

15. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

16. Okay, take a turn for the better and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

17. My roommates are asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

18. You study, you roll, I will stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, and I will die long ago. I will be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

19. They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

20. Once the system is involuted, it will consume energy internally, repeat output at a low level, and start to wander.

Humor about involution and lying flat

1. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

No one has ever asked us to participate, only we have the right to decide whether to let ourselves participate.

I will eat grapes every day from now on, and the children's eyes will be bigger than theirs, which will kill them.

6. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

7. Other children only know how to play. Practice kowtowing secretly during the Chinese New Year and roll them to death.

8. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

9. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

10. My roommate is sleeping. I sneaked out to pick up garbage. I'm richer than them. Kill them.

1 1. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

12. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

13. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first, and I'll kill them if they have more money below.

14. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become better.

15. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

16. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

17. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

18. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

19. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

20. Go in and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

The humor of super involution is very funny. Tell me twenty sentences.

1. I'd rather kill myself than run over others.

2. My roommates have gone to dinner with their boyfriends. I'm going to study silently to become better, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

3. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

5. I wish everyone who has a firm goal can be fearless and confident in the future!

6. Before I had time to get involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

7. The concert is about to start grabbing tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and roll them to death.

8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

9. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

10. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

1 1. You can go up. I want to lie down.

12. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

13. My roommates are asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. Tomorrow morning I will go to class alone, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

14. Involution is the process of entropy increase. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

15. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

16. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

17. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

19. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

20. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

Humorous sentences involving the life and death of others (20 selected sentences)

1. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first. If there is more money below, I will kill them.

2. This is not an involution, it's called learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

3. I don't cultivate good fruit in my life, I only love struggle and involution.

4. You learn secretly. Now I'm going to stay up late drinking coke and eating snacks, and I'll die early if I don't sleep. I'll be reborn in advance to grab the Beijing hukou, and then you can't beat me for three lives.

In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

6. Go in and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

7. Pretending to play while playing the game is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it, and rolling to death.

8. This is not an involution, this is a quiet study, and then surprise everyone!

9. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

10. Don't fight against others, let alone yourself.

1 1. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

12. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

13. The volume in the dormitory won the first place!

14. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.

15. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

16. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.

17. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

18. I'm a piece of paper in the pocket of the washing machine, and it has rolled me to death. We don't want a better life.

19. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

20. The development of the track will be "natural" at any time, and opportunities will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

Scroll humorous sentences in the bedroom.

1. When the king went to war, nothing was long.

2. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution, so you should stay awake and escape from it.

When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

6. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

7. You study, you get out. Now I start to stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, die young, and be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

8. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

9. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

10. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

1 1. Everyone was paddling and fishing. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

12. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

13. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

14. Promote misogyny with friends, kiss her husband behind his back, hug him and roll them to death.

15. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

16. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

17. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

18. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

19. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

20. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

The latest funny antithesis sentence

1. Don't fight against others, let alone yourself.

I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

4. It's hard to find a partner now, so I digest it internally with my beautiful roommate and roll them to death.

My roommates are still sleeping. I have gone back to the dormitory after eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey. My shit is smoother than theirs, so I killed them.

6. Everyone else sleeps lying down, but I am different. I even rolled up the quilt.

7. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will fall into it, only please yourself.

8. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

9. The roommate has gone to dinner with her boyfriend. I want to study quietly and become excellent, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

10. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

1 1. The involution is the process of entropy increase. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

12. When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job, but I am actually preparing for the exam full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

13. In fact, we even participated in love.

14. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

15. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

18. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

19. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks thousands of volumes.

20. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

Funny and humorous sentences in the Soul of Migrant Workers (20 sentences)

1. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

2. First place in the dormitory!

3. There is no hurdle in life. Try to lie down!

I don't sleep, I study and I die.

I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

7. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.

8. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. Tomorrow morning I will go to class alone, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

9. The concert is about to start grabbing tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and roll them to death.

10. "Kong Fuyou" commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

1 1. In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

12. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

13. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

14. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

15. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

16. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

17. When my roommates were asleep, I secretly drank carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.

18. I'm a cabbage, killing other people's hearts, but I'm a cabbage.

19. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

20. My roommates are sleeping. I secretly went out to pick up garbage. I was richer than them and killed them.