Funny and humorous golden sentences about the inner volume [collection]

1. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

2. Boyfriend plays games on weekends. I studied secretly, was more educated than him, and then I didn't want him.

When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

I'm going to exercise quietly, get a good figure and crush them to death.

6. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

7. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

8. Entries are systematic mistakes, and efforts are personal choices.

9. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

10. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

1 1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

12. Roommates are playing lol. I secretly review and roll them to death.

13. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.

14. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. You can go up. I want to lie down.

17. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

18. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't want to learn.

19. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!

20. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

Interesting and true antithetical humor

1. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

2. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

As long as everyone contributes, the world will become a better place.

When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly, and I will kill you.

Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, which is healthier than them and kills them.

6. In fact, we even got involved in love.

7. It's hard to find a partner now. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

8. First place in the dormitory!

9. When other college students drink boiled water, I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

10. The tornado landed in xx.

1 1. My colleagues are all off work, so I have to work overtime secretly to complete the performance, get the boss's reuse and kill them.

12. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

13. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

14. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

15. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

16. Okay, take a turn for the better and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

17. My roommates are asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

18. You study, you roll, I will stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, and I will die long ago. I will be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

19. They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

20. Once the system is involuted, it will consume energy internally, repeat output at a low level, and start to wander.

Funny and humorous sentences in the Soul of Migrant Workers (20 sentences)

1. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

2. First place in the dormitory!

3. There is no hurdle in life. Try to lie down!

I don't sleep, I study and I die.

I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

7. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.

8. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

9. The concert is about to start grabbing tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and roll them to death.

10. "Kong Fuyou" commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

1 1. In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

12. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

13. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

14. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

15. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

16. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

17. When my roommates were asleep, I secretly drank carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.

18. I'm a cabbage, killing other people's hearts, but I'm a cabbage.

19. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

20. My roommates are sleeping. I secretly went out to pick up garbage. I was richer than them and killed them.

Humorous quotations in the inner volume (20 sentences)

1. As long as the volume does not die, it will be involved in death.

They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

The concert will start to grab tickets. I secretly practiced hand speed in the middle of the night and rolled them to death.

If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

5. Did you write today?

6. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

7. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

8. I am the piece of paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine, which has already killed me. I'd better not feel better.

9. It's hard to find someone now. My beautiful roommate and I digested them internally and rolled them to death.

10. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

1 1. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first. If there is more money below, I'll kill them.

12. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

14. Roommates are playing lol. I secretly review and roll them to death.

15. I'm going to exercise quietly, build a good figure and roll them to death.

16. Once the system is involuted, it will consume energy internally, repeatedly output at a low level, and start to wander.

17. Don't please anyone, please anyone and you will get stuck, only please yourself.

18. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

19. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

20. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

Anecdotes about sand sculptures in involution: 20 pieces collected by migrant workers.

1. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

My roommates didn't have any children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

3. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

My roommates are asleep, so I secretly drink carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.

5. When you draw, you listen to songs with headphones on. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

6. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 master per capita", but the salary did not seem to rise.

7. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

8. This is not an involution, it's called learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

9. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

10. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

1 1. The volume in the dormitory is the first!

12. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

13. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

14. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

15. Boyfriend plays games on weekends. I studied secretly, was more educated than him, and then I didn't want him.

16. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

17. Others shit in the toilet, so I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

18. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at than to force yourself to overcome those things.

19. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

20. My roommates are all asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

Funny sentences about involution were sent to a circle of friends to collect 20 sentences.

1. Everyone is paddling for fish. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, richer than them, and killed them.

4. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is being endorsed, secretly backed, and rolled to death.

5. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

6. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

7. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

9. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

10. Before I had time to intervene, I started mental internal friction.

1 1. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

12. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

13. The tornado landed in xx.

14. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

15. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory, and then secretly roll to death.

16. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

17. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

18. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.

19. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

20. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

Funny sentences about postgraduate entrance examination in university dormitory

1. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

I don't sleep, I study and I die.

I am like a bug on a cabbage. My classmates roll and I climb by myself.

As long as you don't die, you will die.

6. Everyone was paddling for fish, and I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

7. Invite roommates to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

8. You study, you get out, and now I start to stay up late drinking coke, playing games and watching dramas, dying early, and being reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

9. It's not that I don't participate. I really don't want to learn.

10. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

1 1. My roommates are all asleep, so I'm going to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

12. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

13. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

14. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

15. Did you write today?

16. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

17. Once the system is involuted, it will consume energy internally, repeatedly output at a low level, and start to wander.

18. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory, and then secretly roll to death.

19. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

20. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face and grab the small one.