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Domineering, super domineering, super model personality. Talk about the signature of domineering, super domineering and super model personality.

1, I am online and then you are online, then you are invisible and then I am invisible and then you are online. . . . . . I see.

2. Listen to your parents. What they say is not necessarily true, but it makes sense.

3. Marriage is the grave of love, and even more sadly, San Xiao will come to rob the tomb. . .

4. I am who I am. I am crazy when I am happy and safe when I am unhappy.

Always remember not to hold your head higher than your hat. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore. If you are wrong, don't regret it. If you lose it, you will know that you are satisfied.

6. Nothing is unworthy, only whether I am willing or not. It's all worth it if I want to.

7. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion. . .

8. Be a woman with personality, even in a lively environment, she can show her charm alone.

9. You are so cool: fart, take off your pants, take a few steps, and be jealous if you don't fall in love.

10, I will have a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, and others will say "Hao Shuai's father" when they see me.

1 1, making money is an ability, spending money is a technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

12, bitten by mosquitoes again last night. Later, I caught a live one. I negotiated with it all night, but I just couldn't get through. I killed it!

13, without femininity, affectation, gentleness, you will never learn.

14, high school, love is a luxury, few people can afford it. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

15, clear water, no fish, invincible.

16, men have stories when they have cigarettes, and men have more accidents when they have alcohol.

17, teacher, you only know what a hero it is to inform my parents to threaten me!

18, the story begins: "I will give you happiness." The end of the story: "I wish you happiness."

19, do what you want, everything is casual, I am like this, I like to let nature take its course, I like simplicity, why not? I like it, I am willful! O

20. Be sure to keep yourself in a state of * *, otherwise you will be sad when you calm down. There is something wrong with it.

2 1, prefer walking alone to talking. Sometimes, speaking needs mood.

If someone around you is jealous of you, you can exclude him from the competition.

23, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

24. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

25. I don't say what I said, I don't do what I did wrong, and the people I loved don't love.

I never thought that one day, I would become so cold and not crazy.

27. God gave me the nature of eating food, but didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant or the figure of a model!

28. I am surprised. I am an unfamiliar person. I speak without temperature, and every sentence is full of thorns. This is my temperament. I don't want to change or force.

29. In China, there is a most pitiful person named Huozai, because we often see or hear that he was beaten to death, grieved to death, and laughed to death.

30. Woman: "Would you like to be my sun?" . Man: "I do!" . W: Then please keep 929557 kilometers with me.

3 1, some people rely on strength, some rely on vision, and I rely on imagination.

32. A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

Life is simple. Life is simple. Life is not easy.

34. To be a man, you must be a man wandering between A Niu and Niu C.

My future husband, don't be so kind to your current partner. It's no use.

36. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

37. I'm not crazy, let alone crazy. I just have a unique mood.

38. It turns out that the world of love is very small, as small as three people, and it is suffocating.

39. Everyone is an independent individual. There really is no such thing as who can't live without him.

40. Even if it is not suitable, I will fight for it. I'm tired because I care. It's inappropriate because I don't love enough. True love doesn't have that many excuses.

4 1, which may seem approximate, but not necessarily.

42. I waited a long time to hear from you, until I said "Hehe". Do you think I am telling a joke?

I hope one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "CTRL C" and keep "CTRL V".

44. Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

45. A real warrior dares to face his own face.

46. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

47. I want to answer many questions and even have answers, but you never ask me.

48. I don't talk to two kinds of people: 1, the person I like very much, because my mind will be blank and I don't know what to say! 2, people who are not interested, because they are not interested, are too lazy to say!

49. These days, I don't have twenty or thirty papers in my hand, so I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

50. It is better to spend more time getting to know yourself than to guess what others think of you. People often get rich by seeking to know themselves.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

52. Sometimes a woman is unreasonable with you, basically because she loves you.

53. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.

54, hit you a * life can't take care of yourself!

55. There are many rumors about me without any explanation. Only people who believe in me or love me in this life. I am willing to take a dirty road to the darkness.

56. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

57. People who are invulnerable to all kinds of drugs have never been saved. . .

58. Man: "Miss, you are so beautiful. What cosmetics do you use?" Female: "PS"

59. Thanks to the dark circles for giving me a natural smoky makeup ... thick but not vulgar.

60. Love you when you are bored, and dump you when you are tired. You can call me disgusting, and it doesn't matter if it overflows. Anyway, I am the only one who shakes the most, and no one is happier than me.

6 1. In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

62. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

63. I am unique I don't have what others have, and I can't do what others can do.

64. Sorry, this is my character. I can't take the initiative to learn, I can't persist in learning, and I can't persist.

65, between us, more perfunctory, less cherish.

66. That's what I do. When you meet people you know very well, you will get into a ball, and if you are unfamiliar, you will not say a word.

67. There is no need to pay for some unnecessary people.

68. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.