Lovely personality, funny humor, beautiful copy. What humorous sentences are there?

1. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I am innocent.

At that time, I was still young, and I liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

I do something, either I don't do it or I try my best. So I choose not to do it because I can't do it well!

You think I'm difficult to get along with, maybe because I hate you.

5. Boys who are nice to only one girl are called warm men, and boys who are nice to all girls are called hot dogs.

6. You are young, but you don't know your weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

7. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

8. Trouble and bad guys keep their distance from me. Time is precious, but my energy is limited.

No matter how big your face is, you and I only have one chance.

10, it doesn't matter if you are misunderstood. I have the courage to be a bad person.