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I want to go around the earth and talk about it.

0 1. If I knew I would meet you one day, I would wait in the blank.

02. If you miss something, you will meet something new. Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

04. Watch Korean drama heroes! Watch the heroine of Japanese drama! What is a domestic drama? Be right back after the commercial.

05. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

06. If you can start over, can you stop seeing me?

07. Probably only the dream of alcohol can make me meet you without scruple.

08. A man, no matter how handsome he was when he was young, was an impotent old man after 2008. Who won't let me see it?

09. Nobita, I don't want to grow taller. Why am I afraid that Doraemon won't hold my hand when I grow taller?

10. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window?

1 1. Do you mind if my chest is small? No, I prefer the feeling of childhood What do you mean grow up?

Books are the best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

13. five steps of toothbrush: squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow it-delicious.

14. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Why is there so much homework because the heat rises and the cold shrinks? Because the quality remains the same.

15. Why are you so dark? Because God gave me a pair of black eyes, but I chose all of them.

16. If I have never met you, what else is worth cherishing?

17. No matter how many people I meet in the future, it will be a hotel, and I am home.

18. If Chinese, math, English, physics, thinking, history, geography and politics teachers come into the classroom at the same time, what will you think of? Eight-Nation Alliance's war of aggression against China.

19. I finally got up the courage to call him. But there was a woman's gentle voice on the phone. Hello, the subscriber you dialed is out of service!

Monitor, I still need your care this semester. Be sure to help me copy words this semester.

2 1. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

22. Do you like lattes? I like it. So he handed the dumbbell to his girlfriend affectionately.

23. I met many people later. I like your hair and your eyes, but I don't like your face.

24. If I meet you at the right age, will our ending be different from now?

25. Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? I like your sense of humor.

26. I have a sore throat. Drink more water. I have a stomachache. Drink more water. Let's break up. What should I do?

27. The last thing we can promise is to meet the person who wants to promise the most.

28. Without you, I wouldn't have today, and with you, I wouldn't have tomorrow.

29. Cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.

30. At the same time and in the same space, we can meet or leave.

3 1. Only by being true to yourself can you find that the original world is so real.

32. It's not important to win or lose on the court. What matters is experience, experience and accomplishment.

33. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

34. Walking alone in the street, thinking of a gentle XXX. You left me. What should I do?

35. Friendship, love and kinship are all special. Get out of here I don't need them from now on.

36. The past is cast by the present. There can be no future without the present.

37. Don't torture yourself with past memories.

38. You are a wound in my heart that will never heal. It hurts when my heart beats.

39. The person who should go has already left smartly, while people in the same place are still quietly cleaning up the debris.

40. Without you, tomorrow is not worth waiting for, and yesterday is not worth remembering.

4 1. When one person walks into your heart, others are driven out. This is love.

42. Love is a sin. I like that you are a sinner. I know you are a sinner. I don't have that many sins. How happy I should be.

43. On the road of life, we should face the joys and sorrows frankly.

44. The saddest thing is not shouting, but that I can't breathe with pain, my hands are shaking, and I have to endure tears.

45. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean to him for many years.

46. I am not elegant, happy or beautiful at all. I'm not your Youlemei.

Hey! Don't be sentimental. Maybe he does this to everyone.

48. Desperate, I don't want to make people around me sad, but in the end I hurt everyone.

49. Thank you for accompanying me on the road of love. Life with you is wonderful.

Dear, don't miss me, don't miss me, don't love me, don't wait for me, because I don't deserve it.

5 1. I like excitement, but I'm the only one left in the end.

52. Don't expect, don't be disappointed, don't ruin yourself for others, I am still me.

Inspirational words: the earth is moving all the time, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

1, men are afraid of filial piety from their parents and true love from their wives. Therefore, a good man is capable and short-tempered, while love rat is just the opposite!

The earth is moving all the time, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

There is always such a person around you: he or she congratulates you face to face and secretly envies you; When you fail, he (she) comforts you to your face and laughs at you behind your back.

4. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

5, a person wants mediocrity, and few people stop him or her; If a person wants to be outstanding, many people stop him or her. Most people who have a harmonious relationship with their surroundings are mediocre, while most people who have a tense relationship with their surroundings are excellent. Everyone allows a stranger to get rich, but he can't tolerate the promotion of people around him, because there are interests contrast and conflicts between people at the same level, but strangers don't have this problem.

6. The biggest killer of marriage is not an affair or an affair, but the trivial life of a chicken feather. Therefore, communication at ordinary times is very important, and quarreling is also an alternative communication. As the saying goes, it is difficult to make a sound in a lifetime.

7. When you stop worrying about yesterday, that's when you start to live a happy life.

8. The best investment is to invest in yourself, because this is the only investment you can be sure of.

9. Competition is actually a kind of friendship in disguise. Improve yourself with the help of your opponent. Those who are afraid of competition are doomed to make great achievements when they lose to their opponents.

10, money can help poor thinking people solve the problem of food and clothing, but it can help rich thinking people create wealth.

Tell me about a person who loves you forever.

First, like roses, they always bloom in my eyes; You are like chocolate, always sweet in my heart; You are like champagne, fragrant in my breath forever; For love, I want to tell you loudly, I love you, I miss you, I am willing to follow you all my life, care about you and never give up!

Second, once, I felt that I was a child abandoned by the world of mortals and refused the world of mortals. But I still can't escape the peach blossom robbery of fate, or the love robbery of fate. Perhaps, this is doomed.

3. You ask: If you only have love without yourself, will it be too heavy? If you don't have your own love, it's neither heavy nor heavy, just a humble blank, and you will eventually lose that love without yourself. You can't always put away your true self to accommodate each other. Without yourself, what can you use to love and be loved? There is no love in the world worth losing yourself for.

Fourth, in the silent night, the faint light gives off a faint halo. At this time, how I want to feel the warmth of your fingertips and kiss your long hair. However, the distance between cities has become an obstacle that we can't cross. In countless cold nights, only thinking about you can you fall asleep! Good Night!

Don't stay in the same place, try to pursue it, and leave footprints wherever you are. Maybe a drop or two can't make the sea, but I still understand that it is possible. The lost river, depending on the forecast, will always pass. Nothing can compare with the passage of time and the disappearance of running water.

At that moment, I seemed to see the whole world collapse in front of me. The tiles in the ruins, engraved with vivid memories, are now quietly attached to the earth. No matter how carefully I walk quietly, I will eventually find that I am just a person exiled by memory.

I am not perfect, but at least I will be kind to my good people. We will go to the end, we will help each other, and we will work together for a lifetime. I am in this mood with you, just to be 60 years old, and there is another saying, I love you. The more ordinary the company, the more permanent it is. Love to romance is just the beginning. Love to pain is breaking up. Love is so dull, you should get married. When feelings develop to different periods, we should do different things.

Eight, there are always moments when you have to hide your thoughts. The most unbearable things in life are always hidden deepest and most closely.

Nine, with the depth of the sea, I miss you, with the altitude, I hope you, with the ripples of the waves, I love you, with the sound of seabirds, I call you, with the softness of the sea breeze, I cherish you, with the length of the coast, I hold you. Love till the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. May you be happy forever.

Ten, no one like me, in a place far away from you, longing alone, forever.

Xi。 Love is a kind of mutual affection, which requires emotional communication and interaction between two people. Love needs courage. If you really want this love, you should bravely and actively confess to her. Swear love, please say your love!

Twelve, love a person needs to talk, not blame; It is unforgettable, not forgotten; Communicate with each other, not explain everything; Pray for each other silently, instead of making many demands on each other; Can be romantic, but don't waste it; Don't hold hands casually, let alone let go. Please remember to cherish the immediate happiness.

Thirteen, love you, miss you, miss you, accompany you, spoil you, have you, the world is you, 4 12, swear to love, show love, swear, love your heart, never change!

Fourteen, leaving for too long, missing too deeply, often lost in endless expectations; Under the light of winter night, the stories of the past always remind me of endless thoughts. Don't shut my love out. I can't live without your love every minute of my life. Life is wonderful only when I am with you. You are better than the whole world. If you love me, please let go of your heart and let me boldly break in.

Fifteen, maybe a person has to go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before he becomes mature.

Sixteen, if you love someone deeply, you should learn to stop yourself, don't take him as everything, don't tell him everything, don't share all the secrets with him. The more you invest, the more you will forget yourself. People who have no self can't find their place in love. The only ending is that the tighter you hold on to love, the farther you run away, which will only crush your dreams and make your promises drift away like flying flowers.

17. Fate can't keep us together, and we will never leave together. Perhaps, from the beginning of meeting, love is a scam. Love is not a game, we can't afford to play it, and we can't afford the weight of injury.

18. Do you know that missing someone is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice?

Nineteen, the highest state of love is to withstand the dull fleeting time. When two people first get together, everything is full of passion. As long as you can be with each other, it seems that being in a daze is also a kind of happiness. However, as the days passed, even the years passed, the passion gradually faded and became dull. The passage of time requires the courage of two people together, which is the highest state of love!

Twenty, when I miss you, write your name in the palm of my hand, spreading it out is missing, holding it tightly is caring. When I miss you, I draw your face on paper, thinking that you are happy and happy. I miss you, at the other end of the city, I miss you, at the other end of my missing, do you remember to promise me that no matter where you are, you will have a good life and be happy every day?

Twenty-one, love is a struggling blue-green algae, like a sad wind, passing through my blood-lost meridians and standing in the faith of years. Maybe all the first love is the same, it's just a prelude to later love. But then you realize that it is so difficult to fall in love with someone again. It's so hard that you think you can't love anymore, and it's so hard that the next person you find is based on the first person.

Twenty-two, you are sad so I am sad, you are happy so I am happy, you cry so I cry, you are happy so I am happy, because you are not lonely in this life, because you know what is precious.

23. Many times, we say that we have put it down, but we have not really put it down. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scar alone in the silent corner.

I want to meet you in my lifetime, and I really want to hold your hand through this hubbub. I thought I could walk side by side on the tree-lined path like yesterday until the end of time, but at this moment, there is no your right hand beside my left hand. So tossing and turning, just waiting for you to come back and spend this cold winter night.

Twenty-five, [we are used to calling at night to say hello]

26. Leave me alone, will you? Let me die alone in this busy street.

Miss a person's mood: Miss you is my eternal language!

I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear apples. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can ever touch it. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like the track of a train, there will never be a boat passing by. I miss you, but I really can't tell you. I'm afraid that if I do, it will be a kind of torture for you.

Sometimes, you miss someone very much, but you won't call him. Call him. I don't know what to say. It's best not to call. When you miss someone, you don't have to hear his voice. Hearing his voice may be another matter. Everything in imagination is often a little better than reality. People you miss are a little warmer than reality. Missing something that seems far away, but sometimes it's just a little closer to reality.

In life, some people come and go, some people go and return, some people are close at hand, some people are far away, some people pass by and some people walk all the way. Maybe meet at the end of two roads, walk together for a while and say goodbye at the next fork in the road. In any case, it is inevitable that music will end in sadness. Distant friend: Maybe it's too far away to say hello, but thank you for your company.

Missing someone is an occasional relative wordless embarrassment; Missing someone is a beautiful expectation of meeting soon; Missing someone is a smile after intense work; Missing someone is inexplicably sad after reading a sad text; Missing someone is smiling at the sky on a cloudy day; Missing someone is the sweet feeling of turning on your mobile phone to view his photos; At the moment, I am thinking of you!

No matter how deep the feelings and goodwill are, the friendship will gradually fade away. It is not that our hearts have changed, nor that we are no longer friends with each other. It's just that we are far apart and can't share joys and sorrows. It turns out that we are so far away, only greetings are good, at least we have never forgotten each other.

If I don't miss you in my life, I won't miss you in this lonely moon. The night is too long, and missing is an indelible wordless sadness. Moonlight soaked the darkness and became transparent, and flowers and scenery were veiled and turned into lonely smoke.

The beauty and warmth of love can turn people's sadness into happiness; However, for a long time, my sadness has been thinking of you in the long night. The accumulation and precipitation of this feeling is more and more, more and more heavy, more and more thick, which increases my endless thoughts about you.

Every woman likes the feeling of being cared for, taken care of and cared for. Even if it's the opposite sex that she doesn't necessarily like or like, so women are afraid of slapping, used to being asked by people every day, used to being called and texted constantly every day, used to people walking around you every day, and suddenly one day, when all this is gone, women will miss, miss a person's good and lovely. This is a silly woman and the most vulnerable woman.

Care, spread all the way. Are you as happy as I am, because you remember the happiness you once had? In this life, I will fold my thoughts about you into a paper crane, filled with my true love, flying in the blue sky and flying freely.

Being honest with each other is like being with an old friend. We are telling the past and the future. I will realize my dream, and you should pursue your hope. No more admiring eyes and admiring love. Incredibly, I have been able to do this; Only then did I know that time had already sublimated intermittent thoughts into the warmth of friendship.

Missing you is a habit. I have your memory in my heart. Miss you, miss your heart can not be changed. Missing you is really a habit. Turn on the computer, listen to sad love songs, immerse yourself in the sad melody, and there is only one you in my heart. Missing you is a habit. Touching the keyboard, writing sad emotions.

There is a kind of happiness called dullness, a kind of happiness called staying together, and a kind of missing is my eternal concern for you. No matter what kind of life, you will always be my favorite. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

When I miss each other, they don't know. I often think of you, on the road. In the dormitory. In the classroom. Where can I be. I want to know what you are doing. Will you miss me, too? Do you think it's time for us to meet and live a good life? Very, very much.

Meeting is dull or weird, and you can fall in love at first sight or have nothing to say. But the important thing is that two strangers meet, and from the moment they meet, you begin to believe in the miracle of love. This person may be willful, bad-tempered, not beautiful, maybe not handsome, and has no RMB, but it really doesn't matter. There is a person in life, as long as you meet him.

Unexpected warmth, unexpected touch, unexpected understanding, unexpected appreciation, unexpected treasure, unexpected beauty. The accident may be temporary; Accidents cannot last forever. I will face you with a warm smile, I will hug you with tenderness, I will accompany you with pure sincerity, I just want to, I just want to leave a flawless beauty and beautiful memories. In the days to come, I will miss you quietly and then let you go quietly.

I miss you, but I still miss you. When I miss you, but I can't have you anymore. Clearly have left, but meet again. When we meet again, we can't meet and never say goodbye.