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My family is a zoo.
My home is the zoo composition 1 Last night, I had a dream that everyone at home was gone.
In the morning, I looked in the mirror and found myself a lively and lovely little koala. Wow! I have become so cute! And it's getting smaller. The pajamas I'm wearing are very big, which seems to have been worn by my mother. Try the skirt that was small before. It fits me again. As for why it became a koala, it may be because koalas sleep in trees and I sleep in pillows.
I want my mother to know who I am, huh? Where did mom go? Will I still dream now? I squeezed a handful of meat myself, ah! It hurts! I was in pain and tears came out. Hey! This is not a dream, but where is mom? I shouted and looked for "mom, mom, where are you?" Mother's little voice came from the quiet living room: "I'm coming!" " At your feet! "I turned my head and saw how my mother became a mouse. Two small eyes staring at me, anxiously said. Mom can't explain her change, I can only guess that it may be because she is a mouse!
Yeah, dad's gone. Ten minutes have passed. I never imagined that the cute puppy by the bed was dad. He scratched his head with his hand and said, "When I eat ribs, I like eating wimps too much. I am a dog!" " So I became a puppy. "Okay, I'll take it. I rode my father around, happier than playing the merry-go-round in the amusement park. I opened the door and found that the whole world had changed. My grandmother turned into a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and my goldfish turned into a giant whale, taking me around the world. ...
If you come to my home, I'll be happy to show you my animal world.
My home is a zoo. My home is a zoo. Everyone in the family has their own unique animal name. Now I will introduce my "zoo".
Dad is a little pig. One day, dad came home from work outside. As soon as he got home, he lay on the sofa and watched TV, waiting for his mother to cook dinner. After dinner, dad will take a bath happily, and then lie in bed and fall asleep after taking a shower. Dad slept soundly. When he sleeps, he often laughs. I guess he must have dreamed of something delicious in his dream. Although my father is sleepy, he is a caring pig. Once my father met a kitten who couldn't get down from the tree. He would climb up the tree and hold it down.
Mom is like a hardworking rooster. Get up early every day to make breakfast for our family. She hurried to work as soon as she finished breakfast. In the evening, my mother will cook dinner in a hurry as soon as she comes back. Mother will wash the dishes when we eat. After washing the dishes, she will also teach us to do our homework. Mother can't go to bed until we have taken a bath. The next morning, my mother got up as usual and began to be busy, just like a rooster crowing, and then woke us up one by one. With this hardworking mother like a rooster, our family's life is in good order and very warm and happy.
My sister is like a peacock. My sister dresses up for more than an hour every time she goes out at home, as slow as a tortoise. Although my sister is a beauty lover, she loves me the most. Every time I come back, she will bring me delicious food. I like my sister.
My brother is like a leopard. My brother will ask his good friend to race in the park every night. I remember once, my brother and I went to the park for a race and ran with his friends. I stood by and watched them play while they were playing. When I count to zero, my brother will rush to the finish line at lightning speed, which is extremely fast. I think my brother must be a leopard if he reincarnates so soon.
This is our zoo. Come quickly if you want to. Our zoo will be happier.
My home is a zoo. My home is a zoo. There are jumping monkeys, big bears who sleep late at weekends, kittens who always meow like cats, birds who always chirp, and sloths like trees on the computer.
Look, the "monkey" is jumping again, jumping on my skateboard and being bounced by the skateboard; Jump on the bike again and pedal quickly; Then he jumped in front of the computer and knocked on the computer keyboard "Ding Dong" ... This "monkey" is a crazy, naive and lovely father like a child.
Hey, monkeys are always jumping around and bears are still hibernating! I went into her room and touched her face with my hand ... still awake! I spilled a few more drops of water on her face, but she stretched herself and said lazily, "Why? I want to sleep ... "I'm so disappointed. This "big bear" is our "lazy mother" who hibernates every week.
"Meow ... meow ..." Here comes the cat? No, that's to be a cat in the afterlife. I'm rehearsing! If someone bullies me, I will yell "Meow!" Abuse kittens! "whenever this happens, I am eager for' cat companion' to' save' me, and sometimes I call it out inadvertently.
A zoo with only three animals must be "unqualified". Don't worry, there are more here! Look, here comes the "bird" and begins to "call": "Kai 'an, drink water and add clothes! Lin Han, have some fruit! Is it cold? " After receiving the response, he flew away in a hurry. This is a good grandmother who works day and night for us.
Hey, why hasn't the sloth appeared yet? Oh, I remember. He got into the computer. This sloth prefers computers to trees. When he gets up in the morning, he often sits in front of the computer for hours. If grandma hadn't kept urging him, he would have missed three meals ... what a computer nerd. This is my grandfather, sloth.
My home is a zoo. The zoo is very interesting, with fierce beasts, docile herbivores and lazy animals. My home is also a changeable "zoo". Father, mother and I are all members of this "zoo". Although we have different personalities, our "zoo" is full of vitality and warmth everywhere. You must want to visit my "zoo", so let me explain it in detail!
Let's first look at my father-a "fierce big lion". He looks like a lion, tall, strong and imposing. He is the director of the "zoo" and urges me to study hard. Sometimes he barks at me, and sometimes he is serious. Whenever he goes out, he is the bearer of strength, and he does all the heavy work. He guards his home like the lion father in the movie The Lion King.
My mother is a chicken and a hardworking "big hen". Her face is written with tenderness and preciseness. Whenever I am sick, she will take care of me in every way. Whenever I go to a competition, she will put on the most beautiful makeup and make me look beautiful. She is also very concerned about my study. As long as I don't do well in the exam, she will try her best to help me review, consolidate my knowledge and let me do well in the next unit. She can also cook, plant flowers and keep the house in order.
Finally, talk about me. I am a rare slow "snail" and I think about some strange questions every day. "Why do chickens lay eggs?" "Why can a good program be shown on TV?" I am immersed in my own world every day, so my homework is very procrastinating and I have to wander for a while. "Big hen" is often angry with me for this. Slow snail is slow, but it is a happy snail.
After listening to my story, our "animal house" is very interesting. Welcome to visit my zoo.
My home is a zoo. Some people say that home is a harbor of love, sheltering us from the wind and rain. Some people say that home is warm sunshine, which makes us no longer cold in winter. But in my eyes, home is an interesting zoo.
My father is a veritable lazy pig. He has a "brain" and a "beer belly" and walks like a duck. Dad's snoring while sleeping is really "earth-shattering", which makes me fidget. In the evening, as soon as he entered the room after work, he sniffed everywhere and ran to the table. If I sit down late, the delicious food on the table will be swept away by my father, leaving my stomach empty.
Mother is a nagging hen at home. Every morning, she will come to my bedroom on time and then shout to me, "Get up!" " Get up! Get up! Get up!-Get out of bed! "From getting up in the morning to going to bed at night, my mother has been nagging and spitting, but my ears are almost being ground by my mother.
I, on the other hand, am a greedy little tiger with a hot temper. You know, my gluttony is "world famous". From morning till night, my mouth is always open and closed ... In the afternoon, my mouth finally stopped eating snacks, but after a break of less than five minutes, another "snacks vs teeth" started again ... It is no exaggeration to say that my temper is hot, and I will get angry whenever something goes wrong. Even if I accidentally hit my leg by the wall, I will hit the wall hard.
This is my home, and this is an interesting zoo.
My home is a zoo. My home is a zoo. Lions, monkeys, peacocks, bees and horses all live in it. I think you will ask, how can your home be a zoo? You don't believe me? Let me tell you slowly.
My father is like a lion, and his hair is often unkempt. Every morning. He shouted when I slept in. Once, I went to bed very late. The next day, my mother couldn't wake me up. Dad came over and shouted, scared to death, and got up at once. Almost scared me to death. My father is sometimes as free as a bird. When I do well in the exam, my father will praise me: "You did well in the exam this time." I am very happy, too.
My mother is as clean as raccoons. When I was a child, my mother was away for a few days. As soon as I got home and saw dirty clothes everywhere, I started washing them at once. At that time, I had a pile of dirty clothes beside the bed, and even my mother picked me up with her arms. Fortunately, I gave a cry, and my mother could see it was me. My mother sometimes looks like a tigress. My mother will make a hullabaloo about when I don't finish my homework. Why don't I finish my homework? I'm very scared. Do you think my mother looks like a clean raccoon and a scary tigress?
I am like a little white rabbit. I like eating green vegetables and jumping around. Going out to play with my classmates, others walk slowly, so I skip all the way. I'm tired of jumping. Grab a stone and sit down, have a rest, and then start dancing.
My sister likes swimming like a small fish. When it rains, you can always see her running in the rain and laughing happily.
This is my zoo. Welcome to visit!
My home is a zoo. My home is a lively "zoo". Today, I will introduce my "little animal" to you.
My younger brother is a little monkey. He likes to jump up and down at home, and always makes things at home messy. My younger brother especially likes to watch Journey to the West, in which the Monkey King is his idol. Fascinated, he would imitate the Monkey King's movements, waving a rolling pin in the air with one hand and putting it on his forehead with the other, as if he were exploring the road! What a veritable "little monkey"!
Mom is a big raccoon. As soon as she sees dirty clothes, she will put them in the washing machine at once. Mom mops the floor at least twice a day and cleans the room twice, just like a never-ending top. If a gust of wind blows past me, it must be my mother. What a clean "big raccoon"
Dad is a big lazy pig. He can sleep until half past eight every morning, and even if he wakes up early, he will stay in bed until half past eight. But he works and eats quickly, and sometimes he helps grandma with some housework. My father is a "lazy pig", sometimes diligent and sometimes lazy!
Grandma is a "little bee". She does all the housework. Although there is a lot of housework, grandma is very efficient and always finishes housework three times and five times. Grandma likes reading novels best in her spare time, so she has a glib tongue.
Grandpa is a good horse. He always buys food and cooks nonstop every day, sends my brother and me to school, attends remedial classes and helps me with my homework at night.
I am a "little rabbit", always jumping. I am good at running. Every time I go to physical education class, I always run fastest. I always take the first place in every sports activity, and people have nicknamed me "athlete".
Look, this is my "zoo". How's it going? Isn't it interesting? You are welcome to visit my home. Tickets are free.
My home is a zoo. My home is a zoo. Check it out if you don't believe me.
Let me start with my father. I think my dad is a pig. He always looks at his mobile phone. All day, basically, as soon as I see him, he looks at his mobile phone. Besides, he often buys snacks, and there are already three boxes at home. But I think, maybe dad also has a sunny side, but I didn't find it.
Tell me more about my mother. I think she is a little peacock who loves beauty and can't control her emotions. First of all, she loves beauty. She always thinks she is too fat and exercises every day. Although she is in good spirits, she is about to start a hunger strike mode. Once, I told Li Hanyu about my mother, and she said that your mother was beautiful and in good shape, so there was no need to lose weight. After school, I told my mother what Li Hanyu said. She said, "Let's lose ten pounds." This makes me helpless in every way. Let's start with her irritable personality. I still remember one time I didn't finish my homework after nine o'clock. She flew into a rage over such a trifle and gave me a good beating. Because of this, my stomach is always full of fire.
I think I am a stubborn little gorilla. I always argue, because my mother has one point of view and I have another point of view, because it is common to argue about a topic for an hour. Sometimes I know I'm wrong, but I continue to argue there until I can't do anything. My heart is very soft. I still remember when I was in kindergarten, my teacher asked me to bring all the dishes for lunch. There wasn't much left at that time. I didn't like it, but I stuck to it. But then a girl came who wanted this dish very much, but the last one was in my hand. At that time, I saw the tears in her eyes and gave them to her at once.
This is my little zoo.
My home is a zoo. My home is a lively and changeable "zoo". Look! Let's talk about my ever-changing mother, the first change-tigress. I only got 84.5 points in an exam because of carelessness. I walked to the door with my test paper in my hand step by step, and the thought that I was about to be greeted by a super invincible tigress made my hair stand on end. I looked up, my god, I arrived at my door so soon. I'll say goodbye to you first, because you may not see such a lovely me tomorrow. I opened the door carefully and handed the paper to my mother. My mother immediately turned away from the little sheep and gave me a scolding: "Why do you let me down so much?" I owe you so much delicious food! " "Hearing this, I was particularly injured. In a rage, I ran into the room and cried. Ok, let me introduce my grandmother next. Grandma is a frog who likes music and singing. She sings everywhere she goes. Listen! " Drink a pot of old wine, let me turn around ... "Ms. Frog, the musician, is singing loudly again, and she must dress up beautifully every time she sings." My brother and I gave her a resounding nickname-Chang Guo Yi Hua. Every time I turn on my grandma's mobile phone, I can see the video of her self-portrait singing. Really narcissistic, hehe. The most interesting thing is my little hedgehog brother. He is as timid as a mouse and huddles up like a hedgehog when he is in danger. Once he went to the store with me. Far away, he saw the boy who had cried him. As a result, his brother disappeared without a trace. Hey, at home, he doesn't tell me how to drive hard. It's arrogant! Look! This is my "zoo". Although small, it is very lively.
My home is the zoo composition 10 My home is the zoo. How can you say that my home is a "zoo"? Because every member of my family has an animal character.
My mother is like a tigress. When I am good, my mother will not become a "tigress". As long as I make a mistake or get poor grades, the "tigress" will immediately appear, glaring, bared her teeth and yelling at me at the top of her lungs, making me tremble all over. At this time, I really hope that a rocket will take me to the moon. But when I don't make my mother angry, my mother and I are very kind and filial, love each other and have a harmonious atmosphere.
My father is a policeman, and I am proud of him. He doesn't like to talk, but he has a big belly, so I make fun of my father as a "pig" with a big belly. He is very careful. Unlike his mother, he can't even solve a math problem. When I'm hungry, he always takes out the prepared steamed buns for me to eat and buys my favorite seafood from time to time. My grandmother is a very weak "little butterfly" because she is in poor health. She has a headache today and a cough tomorrow. She often goes to the hospital, but she is very kind to me. If she has no strength, she will cook a delicious meal for me. I really want to protect this "little butterfly" with my own strength.
I am a greedy and irritable "little tiger". For example, I often sit on the sofa and eat snacks after finishing my homework, and then I move a lot after five minutes. I can't finish eating. When I met menstruation, I was very grumpy, because menstruation liked to play tricks on me, either holding me out of breath or pinching my face. I don't like her.
Although the "animals" in our family are weak and fierce, we all love each other, take care of me and are warm. I love my home, and I will use my strength to protect my home.
My home is a zoo composition 1 1 I have been to many zoos, but the best zoo I have ever seen is my "zoo". There is a big black cow father, a big tiger mother and a little mouse in my zoo.
"Big Black Bull" Dad
My father is a hardworking big black cow. He is always the first to rush to anything at home. I remember once, a little mouse came to my kitchen. My mother was scared and let "big black cow dad" handle it. After receiving the password, the "big black cow" father immediately caught the mouse with his grandfather. They managed to force the mouse into a test tube and then sealed both ends of the test tube. A few days later, the mouse starved to death. Father "Big Black Bull" beat the mouse out with a stick and quickly threw it away.
"Big Tiger" Mom
My mother is a real "big tiger". Once I don't do my homework, she will fly into a rage. Once, my English homework was written too slowly, and "Tiger" mother flew into a rage. She growled angrily, her voice deafening, as if the earth were shaking. I was breathless with fear, and it took me a long time to come to my senses.
"Little mouse"-me
I am a little mouse in the zoo. I love stealing snacks. My favorite thing to do is to read while eating snacks. Once, my "big black cow" father bought a box of moon cakes with two big ones in it. Only one day later, he opened the box and found a moon cake missing. So he looked at me and asked, "Little mouse, is the moon cake delicious?" One sentence amused the whole family. I am also a hardworking little mouse, and I will do some things I can at home, such as sweeping the floor, mopping the floor and washing socks ... My quilts and sheets are always neatly folded.
This is my zoo. I love my "big black cow" father and "big tiger" mother very much!
My home is the zoo composition 12 My home is the zoo. There are two monkeys, two sheep, a pig and a chicken in the garden. Don't believe me, please have a look.
My father is a chicken, and his character is as stingy as a miser. Every time I go out with him, I drool when I look at the dazzling array of food on the roadside stalls, but he never buys it for me. The reason why he doesn't buy it is that the roadside stalls are not clean, but in my opinion, he is stingy. However, he is sometimes generous. For example, on my birthday last time, because he was away on business, he couldn't accompany me, so he ordered a set of books for me online as a birthday present and gave my mother 1000 yuan to accompany me for a good birthday. It's really weird.
My mother is a sheep. She is clever and diligent. She not only has to go to work, but also does housework and takes care of my brother and me. It's hard.
My grandfather is a monkey. He works hard. He gets up at four or five o'clock every morning to do farm work in the fields. After doing farm work, he went to work. When he came back at noon, he went out at once. I have to cook when I come back at night, and my back aches every day.
My grandmother is also a monkey. She works hard, too. She has to cook, wash clothes and take care of her brother ... but because she accidentally hurt her hand some time ago, many things can only be done by grandpa.
My younger brother is a sheep, less than one year old. He is cute and a "king of saliva". If you hold him, he will drool in your face. It's funny to think about it.
The last one is me. I am a pig. I am a bookworm. I eat and read books before going to bed, even when I go to the toilet. My mother is very upset about this and will never buy me books again.
Look, this is my zoo. How's it going? Why don't I show you around next time!
My home is a zoo. After reading this topic, you may be curious: huh? Why is your home a zoo? Hee hee, wrong wrong, please listen to me in detail.
Scene 1: Grandpa Frog
Grandpa frog is worthy of the name. Catching mosquitoes and flies is called cattle. Gee, it's really something that ordinary people can't learn. In summer, mosquitoes are rampant and ears are buzzing, which makes our family wake up with two panda eyes in the morning. In order to protect the life safety of the whole family, grandpa began to launch a big move to catch mosquitoes. Every day when I have time, I fan the electric mosquito swatter to make mosquitoes crackle, and within a few days, I drove them to the door of death. Tell me, is my grandfather a frog?
Scene 2: Monkey Brothers
If you ask what animal my brother looks like, it must be a monkey. You know, my brother is famous for his liveliness. If you live downstairs from my house, you really have to make sure that you don't have a heart attack, otherwise, you will definitely be scared to death by him. Bang bang bang! This must be my brother's jumping sound when he is happy. Knock on the door. This must be the sound my brother made when he wrestled. It was shocking enough to make the gods cry. My neighbor has come to see me many times for my brother's sake, but this clown is always a leopard cannot change his spots. Well, do you think my brother is naughty and active like a monkey?
Lens 3: Bird Me
All right, it's time to introduce me. I like singing like a bird. It's a pity that although I love singing, it's not as mellow and beautiful as bird singing. When you open your mouth, it is earth-shattering and daunting. In a music class, the teacher asked me to sing a song on the podium, and the whole class burst into laughter. However, this does not affect my enthusiasm for singing. Although I can't sing well, I gradually realized the fun of singing.
My family also has a chameleon father and a little sheep mother. No leaf in the world is the same. Similarly, families are colorful. What is your family like?
My home is the zoo composition 14 My home is a lively "zoo". There are father bear, grandma sheep, mother owl and me-a lovely kitten.
In the morning, my father woke up from his sleep, stretched himself and yawned, just like a dull bear. When Babaxiong is gentle, he will give me some funny movements or expressions and tell me some jokes, which will make me laugh. When father bear is angry, a "roar" can resound through the sky. Father bear especially likes playing football, but he often likes to watch his mobile phone in bed.
"Hey-stop watching the hand-cranked machine!" My grandma sheep said. Grandma has curly hair, like a sheep's curly hair. Grandma also likes to be a vegetarian, just as sheep like to eat grass. Grandma's character is also very soft, so I call her grandma sheep.
My owl mother is very clever and will try her best-once, my grandmother upstairs accidentally dropped a dress from the balcony on the roof of my neighbor on the first floor. If she climbed out of the window to get it, it would be too dangerous, so grandma remembered wandering around. The witty owl mother knew it well, and when her eyes rolled, she thought of a good way-she stretched herself with a selfie stick and hooked her clothes easily. My mother wears big glasses and travels a lot. She doesn't see anyone during the day and goes home at night. Like an owl flying at night. Owl's mother is knowledgeable and once encountered a problem, "If you leave Bai Di in the cloud, you can return it in one day." Where does "Jiangling" in the movie refer to? Mom immediately replied in a meaningful tone-Jingzhou, Hubei. No wonder some cartoons compare owls to teachers!
I am a clean kitten. I can't stand it whenever my desk is in a mess. Start cleaning without saying anything, just like a cat catching a mouse. Hee hee-if your desk is too messy, be careful that I stare at your "mouse".
This is my lively "zoo", a "zoo" full of happiness and happiness!
My home is a zoo. My home is a zoo. Monkeys, raccoons, tigers, lions and pigs all live in it. Huh? Are there so many animals in my house? Don't worry, just read it.
Let me introduce my domineering lion king-Dad. He looks fierce on the surface, but he is gentle at heart. Today, I had breakfast and went down to play. When I came back, the lion king looked at me with fierce eyes, as if I had caused something big. The lion king said to me, "I haven't finished my homework, so I went out to play!" " "I had to go back to my room to do my homework.
My mother is like a clean raccoon. She throws away everything she sees. Once raccoons went down to buy food, and my sister and I played at home, making the floor messy. As soon as the raccoon came back, he put down his food, saw toys all over the floor, and put out his diligent hands to start cleaning up. After a while, the floor was clean.
There is also a monkey and a pig in my family. Let's talk about my jumping monkey first! Of course, the monkey is my second sister, because she always jumps around, especially when her classmates come to our house, she will jump around happily and make everyone laugh. So I said my second sister looks like a monkey.
Let's talk about my pig. She is my third sister. Her face is round, but she is not very fat. She is a little fat. She sleeps with her mother every day.
Of course, the last one was me. I am a tiger. Once, my sister tore up my notebook, and I scolded my sister angrily. My sister was scared to cry because of my loud voice.
My home is a lively zoo, please come and play when you are free, and don't charge you tickets!
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