Talk about Valentine's Day

1. It is said that all the handsome people have started to receive Valentine's Day gifts. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up. But then I looked in the mirror. What if someone is blind?

2. The one who will marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day.

3. Actually, if you love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day; if you love the wrong person, every day is Tomb-Sweeping Day.

4. On Valentine's Day, I will dress up neatly and eat melon seeds at home.

in fact, I'm not afraid of Valentine's Day, but I'm afraid that the person I like will spend Valentine's Day with someone else.

6. Valentine's Day is coming, and dogs will die if they eat chocolate

7. On Valentine's Day for three years in a row, she will receive a blessing message from the same strange number, with only five short words: Happy Valentine's Day. She never replied. On Valentine's Day in the fourth year, that message didn't appear. She hesitated for a long time and finally sent a sentence to that number: Happy Valentine's Day. I'll get an answer soon. Thank you. Who's calling? (Love doesn't wait in the same place)

8. On Valentine's Day, spend a lover's robbery with yourself.

9. On Valentine's Day, she dialed his phone with a feeling of anxiety. But the phone you dialed is in the middle of a call. She hangs up and dials again. Repeatedly for more than a dozen times, I finally gave up. He is so charming that Valentine's Day must be very busy. She thought. Soon, his phone came and she was glad to pick it up. He said, who are you calling? I've been on the phone.

1. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Tomb-Sweeping Day confession, the somebody else should not.

11. Valentine's Day is in a few days! I'm so nervous. What if I receive many gifts? My room is so small that I can't pile it up. If I eat too much chocolate, I will get fat. What if I receive Apple 6plus? Then what should I do with my current mobile phone? What if someone sends money directly? I heard that if I have money, I will be willful. Oh, I am so nervous! I can't even think about it! Although I am ugly, I want to be beautiful.

12. The most terrible thing about Valentine's Day is not being alone, but being alone when you have a lover.

13. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you still alone? Will I become a dog?

14. Talk nonsense to people on Valentine's Day, and Tomb-Sweeping Day talks nonsense to ghosts.

15. Crossing the street alone, celebrating Valentine's Day alone, eating a couple package, watching a love movie alone, listening to a love song alone, crying alone, laughing alone, making fun alone, and practicing alone.

16. Valentine's Day is coming, damn it, I'll chase you if anyone likes me!

17. Valentine's Day is on sale, and the second cup is free at half price. I'm alone

18. I hope that on Valentine's Day, there will be a power outage all over the country, which will piss off those who sing, drink, go to bars and watch movies, and another snow will freeze those who are shopping hand in hand.

19. The sweet words of Valentine's Day lied to you, but the truth of April Fool's Day won't impress you!

2. On Valentine's Day, my grandfather with Alzheimer's disease disappeared. In the evening, the hospital called and said that an old man with this phone sewn on his clothes was standing in a ward and refused to leave. When I went to pick up my grandfather, my mother cried as soon as she entered the ward, where my grandmother died. When I saw the rose picked from nowhere in my silly grandfather's hand, I suddenly thought of Valentine's Day a few years ago. When I asked my grandfather why he didn't send my grandmother roses, he said that the silly old lady couldn't match the roses.