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Personality domineering schoolboy friendship signature daquan
1, if you are Chen Haonan, I am a pheasant!
2. Well, I can get through everything and laugh loudly.
3, I want to become a hedgehog, with arrogance as the attack, conservatism as the defense, indifference as the physical strength and grumpiness as the skill, so that I can be invincible!
For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.
5, don't be afraid, don't worry, ten years later, everything is just a snack we should have.
People always say that people can't be a legend until they die, and I am a living legend.
7. To catch a dragon, you have to go into the sea, and to fight a tiger, you have to go up the mountain. Brother, the love of a lifetime, you will win this battle.
8. Men are ambitious, but unfortunately I don't have moles.
9. Getting up late ruined the morning. Getting up early is a stupid day, so it's still not wonderful.
10, smile and be seriously angry.
1 1,-Little cotton-padded jacket and flowered shirt, that guy must be unusual.
12, brother, sometimes your words will break my heart ~
13, a brother, can fight with you all your life.
A true friend is a soul in two bodies.
15, brother, you are good to me, and I will give you money if I tear down the house and sell the land. Brother, you betrayed me and I fucked you.
16, I've been unfaithful all my life. Whoever disappoints me, I'm fucking desperate. You embarrass me, I won't give you a chance to go on stage.
17, don't ask why the sun is so good today, and don't look at who gives the light.
18, what are you city people dragging? There are hundreds of acres of land in my countryside that have not been called. Are you scared silly?
19, I have a strong nature. As long as I am not dead, I can still laugh wildly.
20. I can resist anything but temptation.
2 1. At that time, we listened to the same ballad and wrote many equations, and went home noisily. Now, we can't learn to laugh.
22, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother belongs to her.
23. Brother is someone you can never control.
24. If you go to hell, I will kill the king with one knife and one horse, and make you crazy. When you go to heaven, I will rush to heaven and step on the emperor to make your eyes shine.
25.☆ _ _ _ Although the sparrow is small, it plays with the whole sky.
26. No matter how high the sky is, stand on tiptoe and get closer to the sun.
27, you 60 cents I 60 cents, we one and two; I'll walk the rest of the way with you.
Remember, brothers, if you don't marry her in the future, don't attend my wedding!
29. Thanks to the people who accompanied me crazy in those years. You are my most dazzling reliance.
You must give me some color to see see, and I will let you know why the flowers are so red.
3 1. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and to be a man, it is best to be Qiao Feng, and get out and go back to Wei Xiaobao.
32. Do you believe in God? I believe I am God!
33, play with me, you specify to lose, and you have to cry if you can't fix it.
34. I am my own sun, and I don't need to rely on anyone's light.
35. 【 Put up your middle finger and laugh at the sky. Labor and capital can no longer be low-key. ]
36. Hard life needs no explanation. Hard life needs no explanation.
At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.
38, one person avoids being single, two companions and three unhappy.
39. In the end, time took away the person I loved.
40, a good brother is like a condom, can help you support chaos.
4 1, three years of friendship is so true.
42. Remember, brother, rivers and lakes are dangerous. If you can't do it, you should leave.
Please forgive me for never taking the initiative to chat with you, because I am too stupid to find a topic.
44. Can you become a monk together if you were crazy when you were young?
45. As long as you give me glory, I will prosper!
46. Men don't rely on handsome, they all rely on demeanor.
47. Don't talk to me, I'm going to throw bricks!
Don't worship my brother, because he doesn't have much money in his pocket.
It is a dead truth that money is attractive.
50. I am quitting smoking, and smoking affects my image as a good citizen.
5 1. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.
52. My brother is not in the Jianghu, but there are legends about my brother in the Jianghu.
Girl, turn on Bluetooth and send me some love.
54. Heart, I told her you were excited!
55. I come from the earth. Don't talk to me about Mars.
56. Be infatuated with me, I'm not a legend.
57. I stick to my style and live in my time.
58. Don't put the caller ID on your sister-in-law!
Don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.
60. Men may not be handsome, but they must be like men.
6 1, you should be violent and willful, so that the world will be moved by your occasional gentleness and loyalty.
62. I broke into your world with a bang, but I left in a daze.
63. I'm sorry about your wave. I ask you how to survive in a windless season.
64. I will shelter you from the wind and rain from now on, so don't cry.
65. The happiest thing in life is to hear my wife say take your paws off in the morning!
66. Sister, you are a kang. Brother, I'm going to take off my pants.
67. No brother can think of it, only a brother can do it.
I am lonely, but I don't need your charity.
69. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!
70. If you can't be your prince, be your knight.
7 1, his daughter-in-law is used to coaxing and losing face. This is called love.
72. I live in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.
73. Keep a cocky cat, let it take my place and give you a saury. You're welcome.
You have the right to remain silent, but I will shut you up soon.
75. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.
76. The society is fashionable, and my brother is different, but my brother is not the object you want.
77. Don't be infatuated with my brother. I'm just a low-key otaku with a little edge!
78. If I can shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.
79. Isn't it better to know yourself? Why do you want others to know yourself?
80. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.
8 1, like a man, bear every slap that fate gives you!
82. I have no advantages, but my greatest advantage is that I am a good person.
83. I generally don't love people, I don't love ordinary people, I love people very much.
84. I have mastered a way to hurt my girlfriend, and now I only need my girlfriend.
85. I want to be a man and your brother in my next life and talk about everything.
86. I found that even if you can abandon the whole world, you must still have a brother in your heart.
If you break my brother's wings, I will ruin your whole sky.
88. What are brothers drinking, smoking, fighting, picking up girls and being chic together?
89. I am my brother in this life and my mother in the afterlife.
After 90, lose together and win together! ! !
9 1, divide classes, sit at the same table, am I still used to this madman's absence?
92. There are always a few lunatics in each class who like to stick together all day and laugh and make a scene regardless of their image.
93. The most precious thing in the world is brothers.
94. I will help my brother with broken wings and arms go to hell.
95. Brother, I'm busy now. If you need anything, just call 10086 for manual service and ask for my secretary. They will help you solve it.
96. In the best time, I met the most pitiful you.
97. Friends in the dormitory will never forget it.
98. I miss the crazy days when we were together at school.
99. When brothers are together, how can they have a hard time?
100, junior high school friendship will be a lifelong friendship.
10 1, the road is still so long, I don't mind being king alone.
102, don't try to leave me, or I'll wash Beidi with blood and marry you as a dowry.
103, the sky is scorching, and we will be crowned king.
104, when I roar, the whole world will bear my anger!
105. If you like someone, go after him. If you can't catch him, keep chasing. If you can't catch him, you will break his leg.
106, brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.
107, watch the fans in the back die and turn around to scare away millions of heroes!
108, if there is a fiery red cloud in the future, it must be me.
109, I held the banner and laid down half of the country. I play the throne, you sit down.
1 10, God is obedient to me, God is prosperous, and God tells it to die with me.
1 1 1, I am merciful. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.
1 12, fan your wishful thinking to death and then get out.
1 13, I never surrender, although I fell like this, no one came to help me, and I stood beautifully.
1 14, you said that the heights are too cold, so I will hand over the mountains and rivers to please you.
1 15. Why did you quarrel? Can't we just sit down calmly and cut each other a few times?
1 16, I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.
1 17, women are heartless, why should men be affectionate?
1 18, don't say low-key, this is the tone of my walk.
1 19, it's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.
120,-put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.
12 1, brother, we will cross this country together, and you will ascend the throne.
122, there are two most moving places in the station, an entrance and an exit, one to see you off and one to wait for you to come back.
123, my heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.
124, don't blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.
125, embrace the only one in the world, hopeless.
126, life is not satisfactory, and life is earth-shattering.
127, whoever offends me, I will tie him to the ship of the Three Kingdoms and borrow an arrow from the straw boat.
128, it seems it takes longer to forget you than to fall in love with you.
129, it's not that I don't love her, it's that she cheated.
130, you in another city, don't hug others no matter how cold it is.
13 1. It is better to love someone who loves you seriously than to miss someone who doesn't love you.
132. Have you ever heard the saddest song? Singing sadness naked.
133, please show your importance with enthusiasm.
134 I began to try to change myself a little every day, even if it is only a little, I have seen enough.
135, in this world, if you don't do it, you must do your best.
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1. If you can't be your prince, be your knight. When there is no tiger falling in Pingyang, it brings me back to life. If the tiger returns to the mountain one day, I will hold up half the sky with blood.
My so-called dream is to dream at night and daydream during the day.
4. See friends clearly when ups and downs, and women clearly when there is money and no money.
I come from the earth, so don't talk to me about Martians.
If I develop an atomic bomb, the school will be the first one I blow up.
7, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
8, fart, they say it is love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.
9. I won't regard anyone as my opponent, I will only regard him as a supporting role in my performance.
10 You think you're Popeye and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?
1 1. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.
12, no brothers can think of it, only brothers can do it.
13, counter-offer is like falling in love. The highest level is daring but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.
14, my face dare not compare with yours, but my special you are incomparable.
15, I don't care, I like money since I was a child.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
17, told him a joke that my future children must call you dad, but he refused.
18, he is not a hero who is not grinded by the weather, he is a mediocre man who is not envied.
19, the more friends, the fewer people, and the more people play.
20. If love always hurts, why do you look so ugly?
2 1, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.
22. A man without talent is a virtue, then I must be too wicked.
Don't talk to Niu Ge, I'm going to throw bricks!
24. I am an autocratic braggart.
I don't know until I see through everything. Actually, losing is more practical than having.
26. Why do you call those ungrateful people dogs? How loyal dogs are. Said they were dogs. Ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!
27. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.
28. Like a man, bear every slap that fate gives you!
29. Hate me. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.
30. Your writing can only be entertaining, and you can't find any valuable cultural significance.
3 1, only those who have hidden cooking in the exam can really understand that the heartbeat is nothing more than when I look up at you, you are already staring at me.
32. There are many people and few forces, and the momentum will not fall.
33. Persistence is victory, victory is fart, and fart is strength.
34. Look at your expression. If someone finds you, a pair of dogs will insist as if they saw their owners, as if afraid that no one would know you were there.
35. If I am not mistaken, you are a vulgar person.
36. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
37, you are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!
38. Your IQ is the same as that of sweet potato, with an upper limit and no lower limit.
39. It is a kind of self-confidence to smile calmly when you are despised.
40. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.
4 1, something that really hurts. It turns out that Mammy Rong is summer.
42. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.
43. What should come will come, and you can't hide it. Those who should go will eventually go, but they can't stay.
44. People who are good-looking and blind like me don't like you anymore.
45. The most painful thing when swearing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.
46. Who are you going to hit? Or you have cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia.
47. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?
48. I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.
49. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.
I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.
5 1, in fact, I don't want to have you, but I am attracted by your smile.
52, dust to dust, soil to soil, wave goodbye to 250.
53. Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future and let her husband take him to see the world.
54. Isn't it better to know yourself? Why do you want others to know yourself?
55. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
56. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.
57. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!
Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.
59. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
60. The sky is bright to me; This land was built for me; You exist for me!
6 1, after I saw you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day for having an X fever rather than having you. Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. It better be that there really is X-burn!
62. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength.
63. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.
If it were me, I would sue the tank driver who hit you in the face.
65. If you can't fathom my temper, don't pick up my excuses casually.
66, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.
67. Don't think that if you jump out of a stone, you will become the Monkey King.
Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to go to the blackboard and tell the answer.
69, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother belongs to her.
70. Take other people's road, let others have nowhere to go, take your own road, and let others follow me.
7 1, don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a low-key otaku with a sharp edge!
72, to play all over the world soy sauce, let others envy.
73, don't say low-key, that's the tone of my brother.
74. As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.
75. The lost time is full of gossip, and the vagrant hooligans continue to live in exile.
76. Embrace the only you in the world, hopelessly firm.
77. If you don't belong to yourself, why care?
78. Don't push me, or I will lose control.
79. What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.
80. If you can't be your bride, be your bride's maid of honor and tear her wedding dress.
8 1, a great god like a bear! Your singing is totally summoning the dead!
To celebrate the success of quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another cigarette.
83. Nowadays, men are more and more feminine.
You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in jail at once!
85. Heart, I told her you were excited!
86. I can only lift chopsticks now, which is very sad. There is wood, there is wood?
87. Don't think that the gourd dolls in my countryside can't beat the bump men in your city.
88. hey; Now men are more and more like women. Women nowadays are more and more like barbarians.
89. Don't blame me for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.
90. May your girlfriend be used and your wife abandoned. Amen!
9 1, we always practice smiling and finally become people who are afraid to cry.
92, the most hypocritical greetings, the most guilty vows of eternal love, the most shameless forever.
93. When the weather is hot, pants are not enough to change.
You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.
95. You and Xifeng were born by the same mother, right? Compared with your sister, you are really far behind!
I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.
97. You are like a shrimp. Red days are the saddest moments.
Boys qq personalized signature daquan domineering
1, China's holiday principle: what is owed must be paid back eventually.
2, there is nothing wrong with this world, who makes you ugly and have no money.
I miss you several times every day, but I always remind myself that I have lost you.
In this life, you and I are destined to look up at the scenery behind each other.
Some people just leave, and then they will not come back.
6, daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything, I will take care of you for a lifetime.
7. Cold swallow the existing temperature.
8. Brothers and women will always be brothers first in this life. Boys qq personalized signature daquan domineering
9. Please take my ashes. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!
10, it is said that chatting is a man's nature.
1 1. There is no shame in selling your soul and principles. The shame is that it can't sell at a good price.
12. What is a daughter-in-law? It is air. What is air? This is my life.
13, money is for dogs, heart is for girlfriends and life is for brothers ~
14, I found that no coal miner became a coal boss by digging more coal.
15, it's time for women to conquer men with stockings.
16, the prodigal son is used to the colorful life.
17. The worst comfort when you have a cold is to drink more water. The best comfort is to open the door.
18, the heart is tired to a certain extent, and even the strength to be angry and care is gone.
19, pay attention to details, start from small things, because you can't do big things.
20. "When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word' brother'.
2 1, love her and accompany her from school uniform to wedding dress. About boys' qq personality signature daquan domineering
22. Sometimes being nice to a person is not for him to remember, but for him to feel at ease.
23. Although there are times of depression, I still have a good life.
24. all I care about is the old you, and now I'm too lazy to look at you.
25, in the face of beauty, there is danger to save, there is no danger to create danger, and then save.
26. You only think that I am passing through your city, but keep you warm in your heart for a lifetime.
27. How long have I been with you? How long have I loved you, but I can't make up for the emotional distance anymore.
28. Don't trust your memory too much. People in there may not miss you so much.
29. I can go with you alone, even if no one is behind me after failure. The latest boy qq personality signature daquan domineering
When we get married, we will tattoo a pair of rings. Whoever files for divorce first will cut off his finger.
3 1, we are friends. I like her, but I dare not break the film, because I'm afraid she won't promise me, and my friend will be fine in the end.
32. I can't get through and I can't go back.
I can't say good night every day because I want to give it to you.
I can't beg anyone to stay with tears in my eyes.
35. Sometimes it's really not sad, but I don't know what to be happy about.
Men, you should remember that no matter how powerful your opponent is, you can't fall. Remember, there is a woman you love behind you.
37. I am afraid that I like you.
38. Men always fall off the chain at the most critical moment.
39. Seeing that your girlfriend is so beautiful, I've made up my mind about your brother. (_)
40. Man is a creature who has been played by vanity, distorted by self-esteem and driven crazy by desire all his life.
4 1, it doesn't matter if hip-hop is serious for a long time.
42. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.
43. The lonely reality tells me that it is true or false, a scene.
44. I am a jealous person, and you are mine.
45. No matter how far and wide the road is, as long as I lead it, it will be safe.
46. I have never been a person who can change your mood in one sentence.
47. My daughter-in-law said that if she got back together with me, she would go out and be killed by a car.
48. spell what I want. Make what I don't have!
49. Men have the ability to tell stories everywhere.
50. Today, the goddess just turned seventeen!
Qq Personality Signature Daquan Domineering Boys
1. You really feel guilty that so many packages were bitten by mosquitoes.
I depend on myself for everything, so you don't have to look up. If I get promoted one day, I will pay you back with interest.
3. Marriage is the grave of love, and what is more sad is that the mistress will rob the grave.
I don't feel well. You can get a sentence from someone. Where are you? I'll be right there.
You can knock me down hard, but don't expect me to beg for mercy.
6. If you don't want to drink wine, do it first. Those who don't want to see it are greeted with smiles.
7. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit.
8. I just like the way you don't like me and can't do me.
Just because I don't want to be barbaric doesn't mean I don't have fighting capacity. Qq Personality Signature Daquan Domineering Boys
10, if God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave.
1 1. People have died since ancient times, but they all have to die first.
12, so I have been living in your memory.
13, don't use dignity to retain change of heart, friendship or love.
14, if mosquitoes can shine, then my room will be really breathtaking.
15, the head can only be lowered once and can't come back.
16, not sorry, but hello; The number you dialed has expired.
17, do you think you are dragging? Tell your mother that you are dragging.
18, how can I become your most important person? About qq Personality Signature Daquan Domineering Boys
19. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.
20. If you want to be young and have no regrets, you must dare to think and do it!
2 1, smile when you meet lightning, it's the sky taking pictures of you.
22, some silent words, only the dreamer can hear each other.
23. It's not a coincidence to make everything, just for that time.
24. Stop bragging about B and return the cow B to the cow.
25. Times are changing. Maybe yesterday's vows are not suitable for you and me today.
26, commitment, for labor and capital, are floating clouds!
27. Find someone who loves you and makes you laugh with you, and take good care of yourself.
28. Not everyone can make waves in my heart.
29, learn to be patient, shut up when you shut up, and be silent when you are silent. The latest qq personality signature daquan domineering boys
30. They say that angels fall in love with demons because they love each other.
3 1. If we can meet again after graduation, let's stay together.
32. Most people live ungrateful, and most people die with hatred.
Even if the teacher talks about wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.
34. The corners of the mouth are perfectly curved, and loneliness is covered with a smile.
35. I miss those deskmates who have been bullied by me, and now my hands itch again.
36. I am such a stubborn person that I never review until I die.
37. It doesn't matter if your brain is empty. The most important thing is not to get into the water!
38. Just after taking the oath, I stopped posting on QQ, and it thundered outside.
39. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.
You are good to me, and I will be good to you. If you have to touch my bottom line, I can tell you clearly that I am not kind.
4 1, I will put it down, please give me a reason to leave you.
42. I don't mind your slander. After all, dogs bark at everyone.
43. You are my junior. By the end of the term, you can't get too many marks.
When you spend money casually, you should warn yourself that you are blindly worshipping.
45. What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in movies.
46. If I can't get married one day, please bury me in if you are the one.
47. In the end, I earned 200 million yuan, one frustrated and one recalled.
48. No matter how good the QQ name is, it's useless to drag it on! Remarks are more important than anything else.
I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.
50. I am the biggest man. If I don't delay, the world will be in chaos.
5 1, men are either arrogant and single or fall in love until they get married. Why do they take their youth to raise other people's wives so seriously?
52. It is a master to switch between high cold and funny modes at will.
53. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.
54. Ben Xian broke his fingers and calculated that Hunan TV will broadcast Princess Huanzhu again in the summer vacation.
55. Do you think it is suicide to plunge into the deep sea knowing that you missed it?
56. After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch.
If I become a Buddha, there will be no magic in the world. What can I do if I become a magic Buddha?
58, infatuated with a fragrant aroma, with a gust of wind blowing time.
59. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.
60. I'm back. Enough waves. Now it's my turn to go.
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