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On shameless and funny character

1, that's what I do, I want everything, I'm shameless, I eat everything, I just don't suffer.

2. Feel that knowledge is like underwear. Although I can't see it outside, I am very nervous.

Maybe, the present earth is really not suitable for me. I think I'd better go back to Mars.

I am unknown in the world every day, but you are upside down in the vegetable market.

I think cheating is actually playing with your lover and playing with other people's lover.

I know that even the largest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

7. Be a man with size, and be a dog, too. Don't be shameless.

There are always many people jumping off buildings recently, so be careful not to be caught.

9. You made me forget that time is still circulating, but I always feel that you are by my side.

10. Although the summer vacation is not over yet, I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.

1 1, I think the most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

12, if I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

13. If I really go down one day, remember, I will definitely come up for you.

14, sometimes I take a closer look at my slap and it really suits your face.

15, I failed English at school, which shows that I am patriotic. I am a patriot.

16, Chopin of Niu B, if my sadness pops up, I'll give you a dollar.

17, because I have never been able to learn your free and easy, so I can't escape the pain you gave me after all.

18, now I am not only talented, but also fat.

19 I think the most terrible time for a woman is not to show off her strength, but after removing makeup.

20. That teacher, you must be dead, because poor monks love Taoists.

2 1. I look forward to touching my life again and again every day, and I will always be cheated.

22. If falling in love is just falling in love, isn't that hooliganism?

I'm sorry, I forgot now. You don't need me at all. I've been bothering you.

24, abnormal condition should be early, because if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

25. The serious expression on your face. It seems that you really understand people.

26. Never love another person when you meet one person, because if you love too much, love will depreciate.

27. Now all I can do is hold the air and giggle.

28. You asked me why I often have tears in my eyes, because I ordered eye drops.

29. In winter without snow, will we regard it as spring?

30. In reality, we always tell lies with our real names and tell the truth with pseudonyms online.

3 1, if you want to find a wife, you can find a serious one, and if you want a lover, you can find a punctual one.

32. Women in men's shows are really scary. Use at least one box of Yan Fujie every day.

Those women who don't take a shower all day will not smell good no matter how much perfume they wear.

34. I only know that people who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain.

35. I thought I studied the worst. After seeing you, I knew I was wrong.

36. I always feel that there are too many regrets in life. The older people get, the more lonely they will feel.

37, shameless to a certain extent, will be called excellent psychological quality.

38. If it's all water, why do you need alcohol? If they are all perverts, why pretend to be sheep!

39. I am invisible, not because I am afraid of being disturbed, but because I give myself an excuse. No one has ever been disturbed.

40. That day, after calculating the salary increase, I counted the pork. I found that I was worse than a pig!

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1, my 2 has nothing to do with you, please take back your dirty face.

I only care about the people I care about, and the others have nothing to do with me.

3, standing tall, not necessarily seeing far, depends on whether he is nearsighted.

I forgot to tell you, and I'll never come back if I abandon it.

It's all my fault. I was so naive that I almost took you as my mother.

6. Let's take care of our own affairs, which has nothing to do with your lover. Don't let me trample on my only self-esteem in front of you.

7. People will lose consciousness after death, so pain is a kind of living enjoyment.

8. What's the use of going to college? Just fooling around. University is just learning.

9. When you were young, you knew nothing. When I grow up, I don't need others to say it.

10. When you are young, you can say whatever you want regardless of the consequences. When you are mature, you know, and you deliberately say you don't know.

1 1. The feelings between lovers can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the sunny weather.

12, the feelings between friends can stand the wind and rain, but they can't.

13, people who care about you will argue with you. This is true love.

14, what remains is never leaving, this is the person who loves you.

15. A lie means that the person you hear is serious, and an oath means that the person you say is serious.

16. Memory is a lonely cage, and missing is the temple of memory.

17, be nice to yourself, because this life is not very long.

18, be kind to others, because I won't meet you again in my next life.

19, people are tired because they are indecisive and always wander between persistence and giving up.

20, want to understand things, not necessarily can pass, because the heart can not pass.

2 1, the happiest moment is to meet the right person to accommodate your habits and love everything about you.

22. If you can't untie this knot, weave it into a pattern. This is life.

23. It's up to you who comes into your life and who stays.

24, no explanation is calm, no persistence is called seeing through, and imperfection is life.

Kindness is more difficult than cleverness, cleverness is a gift, and kindness is an acquired choice.

26, let you sad things, one day you will say it with a smile.

27. Only oneself is heartbroken, and others are heartless.

28. Cherish what you get and forget what you lose, so let nature take its course.

29. If you don't like me, please close your eyes, lest I pollute your eyes.

30. Life is broadcast live all the time, but there are not so many viewers.

3 1, a breakup, two worlds, and a different life.

Things that have nothing to do with me, please leave my world.

33. I never know the east, the west and the north, because I don't know them.

How did I find that you have a princess's face, but you live a young lady's life?

35. How can someone wear perfume, but it still looks like they just came out of the toilet?

You are invincible. Are you really afraid of Xiao Qiang?

37. Why do you look quiet and talk like you just got out of a mental hospital?

I'm not a doctor, so don't always look sick.

39. When the police see you, they all say that you must have committed a crime.

40. It's better to let one go if you kill one thousand by mistake. You're next.

4 1, holiday girl, I love you. Please come back as soon as possible, not too far.

42. Don't be afraid of being called a traitor. You're Xiao Qiang.

43. Two men and one woman are together. What do you think they can do to fight the landlords?

44. This signature is rare, please delete it again and write it in your own handwriting.

45. I know you are ill, and you are very ill. Are you all right, puppy?

46. People looked for him for thousands of times, but they didn't know he was squatting in the toilet.

47. I came out to walk my dog, and I didn't know I was holding someone when I went back.

48. Whoever dares to look down on me, I must cut off his hands and feet and strip him naked together.

49. I am silent because you have no capital to let me speak.

50. I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me.

Three elements of success: shameless persistence and shameless persistence.

1, people who love you sometimes can't even pester you, but they are hurt silently and look at you silently. The deeper you love, the more timid you love.

2. Fate is unpredictable, and we never know what will happen in the next moment. The moment of true love can heal the heartbreak for many years.

He doesn't love you at all, but he can't bear your attentions.

Don't ask me if I love you, I'm afraid I can't give you the answer you want.

Believe me, maybe one day, you will have a new understanding of the past that you never forget: fortunately, it was not you who accompanied me to the end.

From now on, you have no right to hurt me.

7. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb; More separation will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; Finally, you won't believe in love any more. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier.

8, it is better to be generous and give it a try, so that you can return your wings to the sky and yourself to loneliness.

9. I miss you thousands of times every day, but you ignore me.

10, forgive me for loving you deeply.

1 1. Maybe you are still my weakness, but you are no longer my armor.

12. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will lose their money.

13, I think it is easier for a person to fall asleep. The night with the lights on is not dark, and the cold in winter can freeze the tears.

14. Missing is like a wave, beating against the lonely bay.

15, you asked me what I regretted most, and I said you were not him.

16, if you treat my feelings as a game, I can't afford to play, let alone lose.

17, don't want to be a stumbling block to you, always try to get used to loneliness.

18, because of God's eternal love, I can learn to love every plant, tree and sand in this world.

19, it's your own, you can't take it away. If it is not your own, you can't stay. I knew you would come, so I waited.

20. Maybe, the person who doesn't love you in this life is the person you didn't love in your last life. So .. I'm here to pay my debts #

2 1, if the meeting is just an accident, then it will be a surprise when you leave.

22. I'm afraid I can't help crying when I look at you and smile.

I won't try to keep someone who is ready to leave me.

24. Sometimes, I think I really like pain and I can forget it.

25. If Guli and Gu Yuan break up, I will never believe in love again.

26. Have a dream! Then, never leave.

27. Even a true friend feels rich.

28. Maybe I never thought there would be an intersection, but it seems that the artistic conception is destined to be together.

29, if one day, you no longer remember, I no longer remember, time will definitely replace us to remember.

People are shameless and invincible in the world.

Lovers form families.

Lie down where you fell.

No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?

Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

I will have a son named "Shuai" in the future, so everyone will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have zebras."

I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

I hope one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "CTRL+C" and keep "CTRL+V".

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

Boys are poor, or don't know how to struggle, girls are rich, or they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is flat.

The beauty of a woman lies in her unrepentant stupidity, and the beauty of a man lies in being a ghost every day.

Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.