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If you are disgusting to your wife, she is the cutest wife, and she will always be an angel.

1, don't forget in the future, you should know that communication between husband and wife is very, very important, otherwise there will be many contradictions. Remember: communication is the bridge of love, the bridge is the capital of happiness, capital is the cornerstone of marriage, and the cornerstone will always be you and me. If you can't do this, I will be very angry, really, very angry!

2. Little darling: Your efforts have brought a harmonious family to our family. You have changed, becoming cuter and fuller than before. Your wife is the cutest wife and will always be an angel!

I spent 30 years in hell, I don't know where the end is, when I met you. You gave me hope and a reason to live. But I don't know how long this happy time can last. However, I will remember the day when I met you all my life. This is the day of my rebirth.

I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, as warmly as on the equator.

My love, you are my oxygen. Although you are not with me, you still fill every inch of space around me and love you forever! ! !

6. Because of you, my world will be so perfect, and loving you is my only reason! I love you! Kiss you! Sleep with your name on your pillow every night!

If loving you is like climbing the Himalayas, I am willing to spend my whole life. I will use every minute of my life to climb up. Even when I reached the top, it was the end of my life. I will tell the world with my heart: I have no regrets in this life!

9. You use your love and I use my feelings to make our life happy and beautiful.

10 You know, I am happy when you are happy, and your happiness is my happiness. Nothing is more important than my wife, because you can only love me if you have a wife (keep your voice down, don't want anyone to know! ) meet, and it is good to meet.

1 1. You are my life, and I love you. I love you from the bottom of my soul. I am willing to give you my life, and you can accept as much as you want. Wish us happiness forever.

12, your love is like a glass of mead, which is so intoxicating and intoxicating to drink; I am willing to never wake up and indulge in my perfect world forever!

13, wife, you are like a jade girl, you are my heart, you are three quarters of my life, you are my lungs, and I am extremely anxious as long as I don't see you.

14, wife, I love you, I love you all my life.

15, wife, in fact, you know how much I love you and care about you. Just some methods are not in place, so! Hee hee, please ask my wife to talk to me more in the future life, so that my stupid husband can increase his knowledge and make his wife happy!

16, I know I promised you several things this year. Don't worry, honey, I will do it. What is more precious than a wife's love! I just hope that you are happy every day, and I will be happy, and everything will be fine. Honey, do you remember a small request made by your husband?

17, I don't eat when I'm hungry, and I did it; I didn't sleep when I was sleepy, and I did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, it's a pity that I didn't tell you when I missed you. I really can't do it.

18, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, you are a phoenix flying in the sky, I am a crow chasing on the ground, I will not scold you if I don't hit you, and I will torture you with my feelings!

Letters from wives to husbands.

Hang up the phone. Five seconds after I talked to you, I walked into our online home and wanted to write something to you.

I haven't talked to you online for a long time. Husband, because we have a son, we are lazy and carefree, and our sweet and romantic days are suddenly disrupted. My son is almost thirteen months old today. In retrospect, time flies. As for me, it's almost two years since I ended my part-time job. Every time I open the cupboard and see the thick black notebook in front of me, the days when we met and fell in love are always vivid. In this book, we recorded the process from the first day of online dating to getting married and having children, and also extracted every affectionate message you sent me in 2005 from 065438+1October 0 1 to 65438+1October 0/kloc-0. I remember that I always joked at that time: If you are not good to me in the future, I will read you your promises one by one, and you must remember them. Think about how romantic our love process is. Everything is fate, otherwise we wouldn't meet online. Let me know you who worked in your hometown hydropower station for the fourth year. You are six years older than me. I thought at that time, if we can make this relationship come true, what a romantic memory it will be when our children and grandchildren are full! Because of your love for me, I was moved, so I refused the retention of the company director and resolutely gave up the personnel work facing salary increase and promotion. At that time, I thought I would not regret it. Dear, thank you, because I want to tell you that I really never have the slightest regret! !

Now I am very satisfied and have a happy family. I have a lively and lovely son, a kind-hearted in-laws, and more importantly, you who love me. Dear, although we have to live a tight life, it is enough. Thank you for everything.

Only my son and I are at home this week, and you have to go to the county seat to get a driver's license. My parents-in-law called from afar and said that they had worked hard for me, which really made me very happy. As a matter of fact, their children are willing to work hard, although Jessica Hester Hsuan is not the time now, because he always wakes up in the middle of the night and walks around the house with him. But, honey, it doesn't matter. Because of your love, all this is not a problem. Now I'm mature and grown up. No longer the timid girl before marriage. It's just that the only thing that bothers me is my re-employment, which I know you know, because I can't help but bring it up. I'm just worried that I can't find a job. Although I have young capital, I have been out of touch with society for too long. Honey, take your time. I still have enough confidence in myself. You believe me, right? Otherwise, you won't like me, huh ~ ~

All right, stop it. We'll talk slowly when you get back. Now that my son is awake, I will give him a bath. Good night, dear ~ ~

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Tell me about the disgusting love words written to my wife

A wife's smile is the most beautiful language of love. Can you do more?

Laughing without a word is the most wonderful; A shy smile makes your heart tremble;

Looking back and smiling, let the enthusiasm reach the boiling point; Smiling makes people dream;

From your heart, I saw myself, and I was with you at the happiest time.

Honey, I love you more than anyone. I will accompany you when you are unhappy.

I will give my true love patiently, and I will never wait alone again.

No one can replace our sweetness. We are not playing a love game.

Love is really deep, love is really true, and I won't part with you until the end.

I give you love so that you can rely on each other without obstacles.

Time flies so fast that people are helpless. The love between us will never give up.

Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street. People are empty, money is empty, and a single bad karma is at work. Things are empty, business is empty, and I want to be crazy. Life is not easy. Empty, only thinking of you is the easiest!

Only I know how much I love you. How can I stand such a monotonous love story on the Internet? How can my infinite love for you be contained in words?

When I love you, I feel the earth moving.

Loving you is the most painful song in my life, but thinking of you is the most beautiful insistence tonight. Even though time has weathered my memory, I will still sing a song about our life without regrets.

How can I say love? It's full of wine. I take one bite after another, and I won't let go when I'm drunk!

Give me a part of your heart and take away all of me.

Baby, you, you know, you know, you know? You stole mine. - ...

On an ordinary day, it suddenly began to rain; On a quiet night, the wind blew in an instant; The sleeping man realized a dream; Originally helpless, I have a you; Everything is fate, everything is fate.

My family name is me, I love you, I miss you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my book title is I dream about you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is I chase you. Hey hey, let's see what's good for you. Actually, my real name is I tease you! Happy Valentine's Day!

Not loving you is too much. I'm sorry for not loving you. If I don't love you, my friends will hit me. My goal is just to love you.

Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house hasn't been built yet, and I want to buy a car. I only love you, plus an empty wallet. If I marry you, only love is like the sea!

No matter how far the geographical boundaries are, dear! Miss the distance between your heartbeats!

I can't make you rich and carefree, at least I can make you safe and happy, and I can't give you promises and favors. At least I'll accompany her to eternity.

I don't envy the fairy on Qixi Bridge, because I have you by my side. Kind-hearted and beautiful, love is boundless when it is right. Every bit confirms our declaration of love! Let it spread forever, in heaven and on earth.

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel back and forth, left and right, inside and out, you, do you miss me?

I have had countless dreams, and you are in every dream; There have been countless feelings, and you are in every feeling; There have been countless memories, and you are in every memory.

The city is bustling, behind it is loneliness, behind it is loneliness, behind it is emptiness, behind it is missing you, and after missing you, I will send you a text message. In the city, what I want to do most after work is to miss you and miss you.

You have no choice but me! Because no one will love you more than me! I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God. ...

The most disgusting sweet words to my wife

The most disgusting sweet words to my wife

1, in my mind, sometimes it's big and can be used for punting, but for you and me, it's so small because it's just you and me, isn't it?

2. You wandered in every cell of my body and finally settled in my left atrium.

I want to be your little sun, in the years when you have to love me.

Thinking of you is the only thing I can do, and loving you is the only way I can go!

I always think you are the most beautiful.

6. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life; If I have to add a time limit to my love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

7. With your days, my life is warmer and happier.

8. I want to see you. Without you, I close my eyes and shake all of you. In fact, my heart has never left. I just want to be with you in my life. The most important thing in the world is you.

9. The earth is still turning and the world is changing. I love you forever.

10, I'm ready: halve my rights and double my obligations. ....

1 1, a plain sentence: You know, you are very important.

12, the mountain has no edges, heaven and earth are close, dare to break with you.

13. Now I can't remember how many times I walked on the beach with you. But I believe that the eternal sea wind and waves will remember our every whisper.

14. When I was alone with my shadow, it said it had something to whisper to me. It says it misses you very much. My shadow and I are thinking about you.

15, whatever I want in this life and the next, it's you. ....

16, if we meet wild animals outside school, don't panic. Although I don't have the ability to repel wild animals, I will fill it with my fat body so that you don't have to get hurt. .....

17, it was a mistake to meet you, to fall in love with you, and to leave you.

No matter how far apart we are, my heart will always be with you!

19, I would like to be a star in the sky, give you eternal light and wait for you forever.

20. If everything starts all over again, if the ending is still like this, a fruitless relationship, I will still choose to love you and will not regret it.

If I can get a flower every time I miss you, my world will be a beautiful garden.

22. I only care about you, just like birds need wings, fish can't leave water, and spring breeze can't blossom. Cherish every day with you and care about every year with you.

23. I inject tears into my blood. If one day, I really hurt my heart, you will see a drop of bright red liquid.

24. If you need me to love you for billions of years, I will accompany you forever! I'm sorry, I love you!

25, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for months.

26. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, as hot as a kiss on the equator.

27. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life ~

28. Not seeing you is the pain of my life; Falling in love with you is my wise choice; Losing you is the pain of my life; Without you, I can't feel the tacit understanding inside.

29. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

30. I got a perfect you, a real you, an incomparable you, a you who wants to pour out my love wholeheartedly!

3 1. The farther away from you, the more I miss you. The closer I am to you, the more I love you. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I dreamed of you in the middle of the night. I don't believe in love at first sight, but I believe that love will last for a long time and it will always rain. People who miss you will stay up late.

32. When hearts collide, love is born; When love meets love, it is destined to be with you for life; Fate makes us hold hands, love makes us stay and cherish each other forever.

I met you in my lifetime, but I took all my luck away.

34. When can I find a tree and give up the whole forest for it?

35. If there is persistence in the world after ten years, it must still belong to me. Ten years later, if the world is still "moved". I hope it belongs to you. Ten years later, if there is "happiness" in the world. Hope belongs to you and me!

It's incredible to meet you, so I'm grateful even if I can't walk with you in the end.

37. Can you see my heart lake through my eyes? Is your face printed?

I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask: Why not be the first? Because if I know you, I will be the happiest person in the world.

39. The time you and I spend together is so short. I want to stop at that moment and let you and I hold hands forever.