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Talking about oranges

1, anything that smells of oranges, when I was a child, I always thought that everyone was the same to eat oranges for anti-nausea.

It's the season to eat oranges again. Someone downstairs in the dormitory is selling their own oranges, a bag of five dollars, cheap and sweet. Today is really a good day.

3. I'm sad to bring the fried cake I bought at night, and my wisdom teeth that hurt when I ate oranges yesterday.

I like oranges so much that I used to be orange juice in my last life.

Eating oranges with mouthwash or just after brushing your teeth is really refreshing and sweet.

6, eat oranges in the office, oranges are of high value, cook a cup of orange peel water, add some honey, perfect!

7. Recently, I like self-mutilation, such as eating oranges and meeting ulcers and committing suicide.

8. I used to eat oranges and hurt myself. Now my appetite has changed greatly. Seeing oranges didn't kill me.

9. It hurts. I'm still eating oranges and grapefruit. Drinking milk tea is definitely not enough for my teeth.

10, oranges are so delicious this season that I feel yellow when I eat oranges every day.

1 1. I'm seven or eight months pregnant recently. I can't sit still, eat half a bowl of everything and then eat oranges until my teeth ache.

12, eating oranges is sour today, and my injured tongue hurts even more.

13. Eating oranges every time is like gambling. I often lose, cold and sour.

14, Miss Jie said she didn't like oranges. After eating an orange I brought, she took one by the way and another by the way. I said no, but my body is honest.