Tell me about the great Chinese aunt you met.

With the growth of age and the improvement of social experience, I met all kinds of people in society. The most distinctive, legendary and wonderful person in my heart is undoubtedly a Chinese aunt.

My Chinese aunt is a group of omnipotent old people who have just retired or are about to retire. Due to historical reasons, most of them have shortcomings of one kind or another. I will talk about this special group based on my own experience.

The first time I experienced the elegance of Chinese aunts was in college. I went back to Harbin by train from the south that winter vacation. Because it was the peak time for students to return to school, the bus was particularly crowded. Many people didn't even buy tickets, so they had to sit in the aisle. Because it is too crowded, the air in the carriage is particularly turbid. As soon as I sat down, I saw an aunt wearing heavy makeup in the crowd. After my aunt came, she looked at the luggage rack first and found that there was not enough space. She privately took down other people's boxes and put them on the far luggage rack, and then put her own boxes on the empty luggage rack with peace of mind. The box that was moved belongs to a little girl next to me. The little girl was about to question her aunt's behavior. Aunt immediately said: you are still young, and the box is far away. I am old and my eyesight is not good. I can't stand walking far away. You college students won't be as knowledgeable as me. The little girl held back her words and sat with an unhappy face. After a while, the bus started. After a while, the aunt took off her shoes and put her feet on the seat of a young man sitting opposite her. She didn't seem to see the unhappy expression on the young man's face, but she said brazenly that it was really comfortable to relax her feet. My aunt's feet make the polluted air more unbearable. I was angry at first, but after seeing my aunt's tonnage and my figure, I had to give up. After covering my nose for 24 hours in purgatory, I really felt like I was in heaven when I got off the train.

I met Aunt Kiki when my baby was one and a half years old. When I took him to the square above the Wal-Mart supermarket downstairs to play, I came to the square after 5 o'clock that day and found that the runway was painted neatly. I counted it four or four times. I was surprised at first. Will there be a sports meeting in the square? Just when I got suspicious, a group of middle-aged aunts came over. It is roughly estimated that there are about 100 people, and there are also several grandfathers. Nuo Nuo followed the group of aunts. After this group of aunts came, they first drove away the old man who pumped the gyro, and then drove away the children who drove the electric toy car in the square. Their zombie dance performance began. This group of old people danced slowly around the runway with the rhythm of the subwoofer they brought, and two old ladies conducted in the middle of the runway. My baby ran to the old lady of the conductor for fun, and was immediately yelled at by them, scaring my baby away from this group of old ladies for several days.

This is the second time that I have met this great aunt in China. I wonder if you have seen the wonderful Chinese aunt?