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Humor in Lanzhou Lamian Noodles

1. People, like trees, should strive to make them grow as tall as possible instead of being forced to grow as tall as possible. On the contrary, they should strive for equality on their footing and freedom at the forefront. -Tao Xingzhi

Second, people sometimes think it's wrong, so they pull the distance further. After a while, when you feel right, you can get closer, a bit like a waltz, beautiful dance steps. As for stepping on your foot, it doesn't matter, just smile and leave! -Belle Berry

Three, the years are like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and there is a faint youth sadness flowing in the middle. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

Fourth, when you are alone, you are obviously strong. No matter what happens, as long as you gently dust yourself off, everything will be over. But at the sight of people who care about themselves, they will immediately become children, jump into their arms, hold their clothes tightly, and then burst into tears.

Fifth, love is distressed. You can like many people, but only one person is distressed.

7. I feel that I don't lack anything when I am busy. When you are empty, you know you have nothing.

Eight, happiness is happiness. Loneliness is loneliness. You do, you do. If you lose, you lose. There is nothing to hesitate about. Except for missing you.

Nine, 1 1, if you are a smart woman, don't ask your man for anything! He can give it to you if he wants! If you want it, even if he gives it to you, it may not be true! If you are the only one in his heart, even if you say nothing, he will give you the best things in the world! If you are not his inner goddess, even if you try hard, you can't go on.

Ten, several degrees of flowers fall and several degrees of flowers fly, this feeling, I want to forget and can not forget, I want to let go and can not let go. In this way, I fell in love, drunk mountain, drunk water, drunk the world of mortals. In this way, I fell in love with flowers, rain and persistence. Since it is so hard to give up, let this love be unforgettable. Since giving up is so painful, let this love stay in my heart forever.

Eleven, many years later, will you, like me, accidentally pick up those photos of that year and burst into tears, and will you be moved by your colorful madness? That thin shadow, that melancholy and clear eyes and that unforgettable smile of Zhan Yan are destined to make me miss it all my life like a needle hidden in cotton.

Twelve, for a while, I felt that I was caught in a quagmire. On the surface, I am quiet, but inside, I collapse infinitely. Every night, when I lie down, I can hear the collision of tiles. The house collapsed and no one could hold it. I told myself, but there was nothing I could do. Buckwheat "Everything in the world is thin"

Thirteen, don't stop paying because there is no best return, and don't stop starting because there is no perfect result.

It's always quiet when it gets dark this season. Even if the streets are brightly lit, there is still a sense of desolation. When a person hides too many secrets in his heart, he can't even face them frankly, but if he doesn't hide these secrets, how can I face you frankly? -Ge Wan Yi in the canoe.

Fifteen, the heart lacks goodness, and words and deeds will be vicious; If the heart is without virtue, words and deeds will be obscene; If you lack self-esteem, your words and deeds will be humble; If there is no honesty in the heart, words and deeds will be illusory; If the heart lacks self-restraint, words and deeds will be rough; If the heart lacks enlightenment, words and deeds will be rude; If the heart lacks awe, words and deeds will be random; Without knowledge, words and deeds will be dull. The heart is a steelyard, and what it weighs is its own words and deeds; Words and deeds are a mirror, reflecting one's own mind.

Sixteen, you said that when the old man can't walk, will you drag me away? I hold your face and say: Pushing will also push you to Mount Tai in a wheelchair. You knock on my head: Why am I disabled? Then I will drag you to the playground on a stretcher, and I will sit on the merry-go-round with crutches. I am very angry with you!

Seventeen, read more good books, make more friends, and even develop a few good habits. 20 years old is the time to invest and save, and raise enough capital for the future. The charm of 30 will not fall from the sky. If you don't work hard enough in the first 29 years, there will be no miracle after 30. -Yang Lan

Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.

19. On rainy days, we snuggled together and sat by the window, listening to the sound of rain hitting bananas. As time goes by outside the window, I make a pot of fragrant scented tea, feel the lingering breeze and drizzle quietly, pour a light of fragrance precipitated by years, listen to the gibberish of time carefully, recall the beautiful pictures of the past and enjoy the dribs and drabs endowed by tea life. When I was quiet, I looked down at the fleeting fireworks and savored the quiet years.

The most constructive sadness lies in knowing that the heart is still in the old place. San Mao sui Xiang

Twenty-one, some people leave, and gradually, life will become no different, as if that person has never disappeared, but has never appeared. This is what we hope and must admit. It turns out that we are not that important. It turns out that we are not unforgettable. Facing time, we are all the same.

Seeing through is an ability, not a treasure. May the people around you, even if they know all your nature, treat you as before.

23. Whether you want to admit it or not, most people who have loved for a lifetime will change from unfamiliar to familiar, and then from familiar to unfamiliar. What moved us was not the sentence I love you, but the sentence I accompany you. Love is not an end, but companionship is an end.

24. A word from Sakyamuni: It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. This is no accident. If there is no debt, how can we meet?

Twenty-five, don't play a life that you are not good at for those who don't belong to you.

Heart tired sad words _ sad words

First, some things are irreplaceable. They are your disaster, and you are doomed to fail.

Second, I said I didn't love, I didn't want to, I forgot, I gave up; Sometimes, people's memory is always so fragile. Often a glass of wine, a song and a crossroads will remind you of it, just like a mirage. See your beauty, your smile, your tears; See my fault, my bad, my drunkenness; I see us holding hands, our vows and our happiness.

Third, maybe you are so unforgettable that you can only go on alone until the end of your life.

Fourth, loss is always lost, and reality can always pull you back. Don't comfort yourself like ah q, my heart hurts, and I won't give up. So what? How can you fly with a broken wing? How can you care about me if you can't see sadness? Struggle alone in the dark!

Five, some things, not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care.

Sixth, missing will not reach time. I saw the once sincere face gushing out of my heart, like an innocent demon tied to others and holding his own silk hole.

Seven, know that you don't have the ability to have so much at a time, and you don't have the right to claim so much, otherwise you will suffer and embarrass the other party.

Eight, recalling the past, full of unforgettable acacia. Partners have been together all their lives, and those days are gone. In short, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine. I've been hurt, I still have pain, and you, and me.

Nine, wandering in a foreign land, bustling and blurred, stroking away the dust of time, and still shining a cheek in my dream.

Ten, you must do what you said, even if it is stupid, it is better to be stupid than to break your word.

1 1. At a certain moment when the years were over, I crossed the Qinzhuan Hanwa and asked what the world was like.

12. Now, a tired heart bears many heavy burdens of life, running endlessly in the river of years, fighting for its lofty goals in the alternation of wind and rain, and climbing endlessly to the so-called height of life.

Thirteen, with wine as a companion, write a paper full of acacia, record every day's thoughts, and wait for every moment's loneliness.

Thank you for your existence. It exists in the deepest and most beautiful place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, I only remember these furry outlines. They have bright apertures that make me happy.

Maybe I'm just a place where you wander, but if I didn't meet you, I wouldn't know I was a drifter.

Sixteen, seriously injured, deeply missing, silently praying, waiting.

Seventeen, some people inadvertently forget; Some people, no matter how hard you try, can't forget.

Eighteen, turn away before tears, leaving a simple back; Learn to give up, bury yesterday in your heart and leave the best memories; Learn to give up, you can have a more relaxed start, and the black and blue love is not necessarily unforgettable. It's a long way, and it's not easy to get here today. Hold out your hand gently and say goodbye. I really appreciate having you around.

Nineteen, you seem to be in a mountain stream, and the water is boundless. You gently call, knock down your sadness and make the earth slightly blue.

Twenty, all troubles are caused by themselves and can only be solved by themselves. Don't cry to your friends, ask them to play ball.

Twenty-one, no one cares how much injustice you have suffered, how many nights you cried, how fragile you are, and you have to live alone. No one cares about you except yourself.

Twenty-two, sunrise and sunset in the East China Sea is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

I just need someone who won't give up on me. What classic words, what cruel reality, let us not give up on ourselves, don't always ask others.

Twenty-four, I miss you, a little deeper, a little more frequent, and stronger every day.

Twenty-five, some people, some things, do you want to forget, you can really forget? The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants you to get hurt, you must get hurt, and you can't erase the permanent scar.

26. Failure doesn't mean knocking down, falling, getting up, thinking about why you fell, and then continuing to try to remove or bypass the stone that made you fall. Isn't that a solution?

We are all used to believing in the past, because there is nothing to believe now.

28. The real strength is to cry thoroughly, laugh heartily and do it without hesitation. On the way of growing up, I understand that there are some habits that we must give up; On the way of growing up, we also refused to grow up, but later we gradually realized that no one could refuse. So, we learned to work hard and learn to accept our fate.

Twenty-nine, our life has too much helplessness, we can't change it, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

30. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

When we are intoxicated, we can't see ourselves clearly, each other clearly, the future clearly and the hope clearly.

Talk about the youth in the old place

Talk about the youth in the old place

First, on September 4th, I missed Lamian Noodles for a long time and finally got it at noon. Amway has long made up for my girlhood, pure and beautiful youth. After eating the ice cream of Burger King, go to the old place and order a mocha to relive the Muslim funeral. Life is a little confused recently, so I need to study quietly and think repeatedly.

Second, how many people can remember a song that once turned into a street, the old place in a certain place or city, and our lost youth, and say good night to the city?

3. Youth is a stumbling trip. The more you want a person to know your existence, the less you will get his heart. You're still in the same place, dreaming ridiculous dreams. Youth is sometimes sweet and sometimes bitter, always meeting new challenges, and I am just waiting for the champagne in spring.

Fourth, go back to the old place and never go back to youth.

The endless long lane turned out to be such a long-distance running playground. It turned out to be such a small time. What happened? 16 years old, close your eyes and watch the sunset, as beautiful as us. While walking, I sang naive, romantic and brave, thinking that I could walk to the old place at the distant school gate. I am waiting to guard against the chaos of youth. We scribbled "sadness"

Six, Green said that she has returned to Shanghai! The place I miss most, the place where we painted together! We have classes together, sleep together and bask in the sun together! That old place by the sea! At that time, I was still the little girl who loved to wear white sportswear. I miss those days, where there is our youth! Green, I wish I could go back in time. I miss us and all the people at that time.

On the runway of youth, we will wait for you at the finish line. Tomorrow is the same place, will we go?

Eight, Fish Leong is going to Taizhou for a concert! My youth! My old place in college for three years! When I was studying in Taizhou, Fish Leong came to Changzhou to give a concert. I'm in Changzhou now, and Fish Leong is going to give a concert in Taizhou. What a humorous fate!

Nine, the grass is bearing seeds, the wind is shaking the leaves, and we stand without talking, which is beautiful. The lush years are like this. Youth has long since dispersed, but those bricks, tiles, grass and trees full of memories are still waiting for the old people to find them in the old place. Who will you meet unexpectedly in the future? I hope to meet you again in this life.

Ten, it is said that life is like chess, and chess has no regrets. I think this is an angry statement! If there are regrets in life, how can we meet again after parting? Because there is a place where we were lost in the light and shadow of youth, we must remember that we must revisit our old place, and the romance here is still there.

It's not youth that misses you, it's wishful thinking in the old place, so are you willing to lose the bet? I don't want to lose the bet on wishful thinking. You can only listen to the distant days in Chen Yan. We are different. Hey, give me a guitar to go at night, bring my dream and camera, and a bowl of hot chicken soup every day.

12. I haven't seen Du Yao Park for a long time, so I went shopping all the way. How many young camphor trees have dated and taken photos in the old place where they miss their youth, and they love the lush and evergreen camphor trees in their hometown! In 90 days, the girl cut her hair for the first time, swam, went bald, and was even cuter!

Thirteen, talking about the past is really too much. We used to play all kinds of drinks together and make more phone calls than our boyfriends. We plan to live with you in the future. The drawings of the house are all drawn together, and parents have to meet and quarrel together. Too much beauty is our youth.

Fourteen, that day I returned to my old place, the campus where I lived all my life. We shed sweat and tears and had memories of youth. Today is Thanksgiving Day. Discover the beauty in life, appreciate what you have and cherish it.

Fifteen, there is a place called the old place, with our youth, our memories and our laughter.

Sixteen, an old place that occupied all the youth of freshman year.

In a month, we made many new friends. These adults, who are crowned as successful people, industry leaders and leading figures, talk about their youth and old places, and their eyes are shining with youthful brilliance.

Get up, it's a little cold. Wash and tidy up, or go back to the old place. Visit your teeth again. Youth gives braces. What did braces give me?

19. At that time, I was recommended by my sister to work in the first grade. After reading it, I found what Teacher Liu Tong said very thought-provoking. I have watched Youth Series III many times before and after, and there are many intriguing things in it. A bowl of tomato and egg soup is probably the most nutritious food when I was sleepy in high school. Mrs. Fang is an old place for parties, bearing many beautiful memories. ...

Twenty, sitting on the playground, I overheard the freshman next to me talking about life and ideals, and suddenly a conversation in our dormitory came to my mind three years ago. Later, our original ideals were broken by reality, and no one cared anymore. However, all we can do is sit in the old place and recall our wanton youth.

Twenty-one, the old place where girlfriends meet in the sixth lane of coffee, recalling the old things of young girlfriends.

Today I went back to the old place I used to know, but things have changed. How time flies. Those youthful years have passed so long in the blink of an eye. The marriage, the separation, the divorce, or silently ignored.

Twenty-three, to youth: so you are still there. In fact, not everyone will wait for you in the old place! Cherish the people and things in front of you.

Twenty-four, back to the old place, things have basically changed, recalling my past, those people, those things, everything is so beautiful, it seems that I didn't have time to feel at that time. Now try to be yourself, create more and better memories, and have no regrets in youth. Dear yourself, come on!

Twenty-five, I like the old friends who go to the old place together. As you said, we never decide which street to go to and which store to go to when chatting. Sometimes that tacit understanding can't be faked. Now talk about the past, think about the future, decide whether it is right or wrong, and then find that the other person will have a pair of sad eyes when discussing a very important issue. We don't have to ask them to come back, because they are young people and their youth can't come back.

Twenty-six, back to the old place, your youth is gradually fading. After all, you can't escape the poisonous mosquitoes in Haihe Garden.

I had a very happy weekend. I met many people I wanted to see, received many unexpected gifts, and caught up with a birthday party. I really regard Jiao Yong as my master, and the people in the familiar old place are like my family. Thank you for your kind invitation and hospitality. I will keep them in mind. I hope time will slow down and let me enjoy my youth.

Twenty-eight, take advantage of the crisp autumn to accompany my mother back to the old place for a stroll, and walk with my mother all the way. That's what people do. The place where I once lived always has many good memories, just as I think of my youth.

Twenty-nine, I have seen and heard so much about youth. I don't understand why everyone has such a deep memory of their youth. Now I understand that there is one thing in youth that we will remember all our lives. When going to the old place, I held hands for the first time. At that time, we were shy and simple. Looking at the photos and text messages in the mobile phone, we will have a wry smile, helplessness and regret in our minds.

30. Maybe people will really grow up after they have really experienced injuries and sorrows. For the good memories at the beginning, take the tail of youth and fly away. No one wants to let go of beautiful things, just as no one wants to let go of youth, they can't stay in the old place forever, and they can't always have the person who comforts their hearts. A lot of things still have to be faced by yourself.

31. It's not as difficult to get back to sports from the National Day holiday, but the fun of sports is beyond our expectation. Bye-bye, a night alone, lazy sofa, nagging vulgar TV programs, past my alma mater and many regrettable memories there, past the smiling faces of youth and the bustling market, and came to this old place. In this quiet night after the rain, can you still vaguely smell the smell of love and sadness?

Thirty-two, imagine wandering in this old place where youth is buried.

33. Every bright hour is worth remembering. Going back to the old place at night, now it's fragments, old times, loving growing youth.

34. Old place. Good memories of youth.

Thirty-five, back to the old place where we buried our four years of youth.

Thirty-six, a group of old friends get together, or the old place ... belongs to our youth ... time, please come back!

It's thirty-seven, and it's winter again. A bowl of mutton instant noodles in the old place after class should be a memory of youth.

Tired and sad words

First, some things are irreplaceable. They are your disaster, and you are doomed to fail.

Second, I said I didn't love, I didn't want to, I forgot, I gave up; Sometimes, people's memory is always so fragile. Often a glass of wine, a song and a crossroads will remind you of it, just like a mirage. See your beauty, your smile, your tears; See my fault, my bad, my drunkenness; I see us holding hands, our vows and our happiness.

Third, maybe you are so unforgettable that you can only go on alone until the end of your life.

Fourth, loss is always lost, and reality can always pull you back. Don't comfort yourself like ah q, my heart hurts, and I won't give up. So what? How can you fly with a broken wing? How can you care about me if you can't see sadness? Struggle alone in the dark!

Five, some things, not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care.

Sixth, missing will not reach time. I saw the once sincere face gushing out of my heart, like an innocent demon tied to others and holding his own silk hole.

Seven, know that you don't have the ability to have so much at a time, and you don't have the right to claim so much, otherwise you will suffer and embarrass the other party.

Eight, recalling the past, full of unforgettable acacia. Partners have been together all their lives, and those days are gone. In short, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine. I've been hurt, I still have pain, and you, and me.

Nine, wandering in a foreign land, bustling and blurred, stroking away the dust of time, and still shining a cheek in my dream.

Ten, you must do what you said, even if it is stupid, it is better to be stupid than to break your word.

1 1. At a certain moment when the years were over, I crossed the Qinzhuan Hanwa and asked what the world was like.

12. Now, a tired heart bears many heavy burdens of life, running endlessly in the river of years, fighting for its lofty goals in the alternation of wind and rain, and climbing endlessly to the so-called height of life.

Thirteen, with wine as a companion, write a paper full of acacia, record every day's thoughts, and wait for every moment's loneliness.

Thank you for your existence. It exists in the deepest and most beautiful place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, I only remember these furry outlines. They have bright apertures that make me happy.

Maybe I'm just a place where you wander, but if I didn't meet you, I wouldn't know I was a drifter.

Sixteen, hard pain, deep thoughts, silent prayer, stupid waiting ...

Seventeen, some people inadvertently forget; Some people, no matter how hard you try, can't forget.

Eighteen, turn away before tears, leaving a simple back; Learn to give up, bury yesterday in your heart and leave the best memories; Learn to give up, you can have a more relaxed start, and the black and blue love is not necessarily unforgettable. It's a long way, and it's not easy to get here today. Hold out your hand gently and say goodbye. I really appreciate having you around.

Nineteen, you seem to be in a mountain stream, and the water is boundless. You gently call, knock down your sadness and make the earth slightly blue.

Twenty, all troubles are caused by themselves and can only be solved by themselves. Don't cry to your friends, ask them to play ball.

Twenty-one, no one cares how much injustice you have suffered, how many nights you cried, how fragile you are, and you have to live alone. No one cares about you except yourself.

Twenty-two, sunrise and sunset in the East China Sea is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

Twenty-three, "I just need someone who won't give up on me." What classic words, what cruel reality, let us not give up on ourselves, don't always ask others.

Twenty-four, I miss you, a little deeper, a little more frequent, and stronger every day.

Twenty-five, some people, some things, do you want to forget, you can really forget? The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants you to get hurt, you must get hurt, and you can't erase the permanent scar.

26. Failure doesn't mean knocking down, falling, getting up, thinking about why you fell, and then continuing to try to remove or bypass the stone that made you fall. Isn't that a solution?

We are all used to believing in the past, because there is nothing to believe now.

28. The real strength is to cry thoroughly, laugh heartily and do it without hesitation. On the way of growing up, I understand that there are some habits that we must give up; On the way of growing up, we also refused to grow up, but later we gradually realized that no one could refuse. So, we learned to work hard and learn to accept our fate.

29. There are too many helplessness in our life, which we can't change and can't change. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change. ...

30. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

When we are intoxicated, we can't see ourselves clearly, each other clearly, the future clearly and the hope clearly.