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Classic quotations from grandma and grandson

2, a word, a smile, is also the passage of time!

3, born in the south, how bad it is to curse, how bad your figure is, how bad your study is, and how hard you work if you don't work hard. Yes, this is me. I know I'm poor.

4. How many children's papers are like me? It doesn't matter whether the TV is on or not. The important thing is to set off the atmosphere.

You agreed to my breakup, you deleted me, I let everyone see it, you forbade me to visit you, and you never called me again.

6, people can't live by mood, but by mentality.

7. When a buddy gets married, the host asks the buddy to express his parents' gratitude. My brother opened his mouth and said thank you to my mother-in-law for giving me such a good daughter! The audience is a mess. . .

I can't live without him. I can't forget him. I don't know how many times we broke up and made up.

9. Motherly love is the greatest power in the world.

10, tears filled my eyes when listening to the song, just because the lyrics fit our story just right.

1 1, there is a kind of love, obviously deep love, but I can't say it. There is a kind of love that I obviously want to give up, but I can't let go. There is a kind of love, knowing that it is suffering, but it cannot be avoided. There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart can't be redeemed.

Grandma loves her grandson. Classic quotations.

Grandma loves her grandson. Classic quotations.

12, how many years have passed, and finally I met the right you at the right time! Dear, thank you for ending my lonely wandering; End the battle of the soul; Find a sweet home and be together forever!

13, I traveled all over Africa, only to know that cannibalism is sometimes a necessity …

14, relatives are not optional, but friends can. -Deryl

15, spring quietly came to the world like a naive and beautiful little girl. She strolled among the rape flowers, gently stroking the budding flowers and bones of the rape flowers, and gently calling "Rape flowers, it's time to get up ..."

16, I always thought it was a habit to love someone until the end, but in fact I didn't give up until the end, just like the root of a tree deepened, which had nothing to do with habit. Only because he loves him deeply, Bai Shou wants this person.

17, do men and women have to have pure friendship first? That's because every girl who knows you said at the beginning that she can only be friends with you.

18, your love makes me feel tired; Your indifference makes me disheartened

19, I'd rather be silent in my life than your indifference.

20. Sending you a plate of shrimp will make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; Drinking a bowl of soup will always be healthy; Another glass of wine, love will last forever; A bowl of rice, jack shall have Jill.

2 1, beyond the mountain, there is an old legend that has become a classic in the past and even now. Want to know what this legend is? Listen, there is a temple in the mountain, and there is an old man in the temple. Now he is reading short messages, giggling!