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Beg Degang Guo The full text of?

Chapter 1

In Tianhe, I saw a stunning beauty playing with the red carp in Tianhe, accompanied by two maids in pink, a single bun and a double bun.

"I have obviously served the Six Princes for 5 years, but I am still amazed every time I see him." The maid with a bun looked at her master who was having fun in the river and sighed.

Ink-like hair shines under the nourishment of the rivers and waters, and the facial features that are much more delicate than the ordinary heaven and man are more and more fascinating to the viewers against the backdrop of those black and smart eyes.

"Of course, the Six Princes are the favorite children of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and they are also the most beautiful beings in heaven. Even the nine fairies, who have always been proud of their beauty, gave him an nickname because of his beauty, calling him Peony Childe. " Another servant girl is very proud that she can serve the six princes.

Suddenly, the Sixth Prince heard the noise and wailing below the Tianhe River. Xian Xian Su's hand brushed aside the clouds and looked down at the lower boundary, but he saw the smoke billowing and the sound of killing. Jin Ge's iron horses rushed in and out, and under the sword and gun, the bones were like mountains, and the blood was like a river. Outside the battlefield, thousands of miles away, it was deserted, full of sorrow and hunger.

"The princes in the human world are divided, the nations are at odds, and wars are breaking out again. Why can't the people live and work in peace?" Beauty's lips are like a bell, but she is full of sorrow and sorrow, and even her eyebrows and eyes are full of sorrow.

"Master, ordinary people are in charge of worldly affairs. Since you are an immortal in the sky, you really don't have to worry about that luxury!" Seeing that the master was in a bad mood, the servant girl in Shan Ji knew that the master had relented again, and hurriedly advised.

Sure enough, "The world is so bitter that I really can't bear to stand by and watch." The beauty sighed and frowned even more.

"However, the Jade Emperor is most afraid of trouble and won't take care of these things, as you know." The maid with double bun also advised.

"Father doesn't care, I can't care." As if something had been decided, the beauty's eyebrows spread out.

"You wait for me to get dressed, and I'm going to see my father." The maids are awkward and know their master's temper, so stubborn that hundreds of longicorn beetles can't be pulled back, and they dare not do more to discourage them. Let the master get dressed, step on Xiangyun, turn to the Heavenly Palace and meet the Jade Emperor.

"Father, please send a message, and I will come to earth to calm the war."

though, every year on earth, every day in the sky, the jade emperor refused to give up his favorite son to suffer on earth.

Unfortunately, the temper of these six princes is as famous as his beauty in heaven, and they are really stubborn. The Jade Emperor couldn't persuade them, and after being grinded for a long time, he finally agreed to let his son walk on earth.

The Sixth Prince was about to leave when the Queen Mother arrived with nine princesses. The Nine Fairys have always had a good relationship with this younger brother, especially Yincui gorge, who cried in fear: "Sixth brother, I heard that all emperors in the world like beauty, Zhou Youwang loves and praises him, and he turned his back on his country to make him laugh. Shang Zhouwang lusted after da ji's beauty and left the country behind. That human life is so hard, and his younger brother is so beautiful that he will be bullied."

"Sister, don't worry, brother, I have already figured out the countermeasures." With that, she added a pearl to her hand.

"that's all, sister knows that no matter what you say, you can't stay. You should take care of yourself." Yincui gorge secretly wiped her tears. There are many variables in the world. I don't know when my brother will come back here.

The Queen Mother made a quick calculation: "Son, you are doomed to die here. There are seven disasters and eight disasters in Jiu Nan and 1 robberies waiting for you. Can you bear to live here?"

"Mother Huang, I have made up my mind."

Seeing that she couldn't persuade her son to return, the Queen Mother took out a colorful Dan bead from her bosom. "You can swallow this shocking Dan bead, but there is a disaster coming, because Mother won't know it, and she will send the gods to rescue her."

"thank your mother!"

First, I swallowed the pearl, only to see that the original beautiful face was gradually occupied by a red leaf-like thing, and there were many scars protruding like meridians on the original delicate skin. Then he took the beads of surprise, swallowed them, said goodbye to his parents and sisters one by one, went out of the worse gate, jumped into the sea of clouds, floated around, descended to the world and landed under the Phoenix Ridge.

Just in time to catch up with Liu's wife, who left the celestial eagle at the foot of the mountain, the peony childe turned into a golden light and threw it into the mortal fetus. Soon, with a loud baby crying, Zhong Lichun was born.

Peony's son came down to earth for a short time, but the Queen Mother, who was eager for her son, still worried that two maids, the only son and Shuang'er, would follow him down to protect her son as immortals.

Chapter II Apprentice

For a child born with such an ugly birthmark, Zhong Li-diao deeply dislikes it. At first, because Zhong Li-chun was the only male in the family, she kept putting up with it in order to leave home. Three years later, the birth of Zhong Liqiu, Zhong's second son who left home, made it difficult for Zhong Lichun to be allowed to leave home. Under Liu's entreaty, a humble hut in Zhong's backyard became a salt-free shelter for a three-year-old boy. (Note: Zhong Li Chun, the word without salt)

It happened that Xiao Wu Yan was aggressive since childhood and had a strong self-esteem, because his ugly appearance was often called ugly by the children nearby. Therefore, every time I fight with people, I will be beaten to death. When I get home, I will be dealt with by my family, and I will be hurt all over.

"master, master." Shan Er softly calls out the faint salt-free. What Shuang'er, the only son who came down to earth, saw was the little salt-free one that was beaten to pieces.

"If I had known this, I would have said nothing that day and never let my master go down to earth to suffer this." Shuang'er's eyes are red.

If the Queen Mother hadn't warned her not to use magic on her master when she came down to earth, they would have healed the salt-free injury long ago. What's the use? She can only watch her master develop a high fever because of many injuries. At this rate, even a strong adult can't stand it, not to mention a five-year-old child.

As soon as these two maids were in a hurry, they took the Virgin li mountain, who was a monk in li mountain, away from home.

"Two fairies, why are you calling me here in such a hurry?"

"Because we were forbidden to perform magic on earth when we came down to earth, we ask the Taoist priest to come and save a person."

The Virgin of li mountain was brought to the unconscious without salt.

"This boy has excellent physique, but he is a wizard of martial arts. It is not difficult to save him by being original, but there is only one condition for being original."

"Don't hesitate to ask what the Taoist priest wants." Shuang'er nasty should way.

"I want to take him as an apprentice."

"Of course, we don't want to, but after all, we have to ask our salt-free parents about it." Shan Er said.

"I have my own way."

"Please ask the Taoist priest to wake him up first."

The Virgin disappeared as soon as she woke up without salt. The only son and Shuang'er kept by without salt and secretly vowed that they would never let their master get hurt again.

With the growth of age, the birthmark on Zhong Lichun's face has deepened rather than faded, making it even more ugly and horrible. Every time Zhong Li-tian Diao sees that face, he feels that it will shame Zhong to leave home, and the idea of getting rid of this ugly son becomes more and more urgent. Seeing that Zhong Lichun was seven years old, on this day, Mr. W was cruel, carrying Mrs. Liu on his back, and quietly took Zhong Lichun out of the house and came to a deep mountain. In this way, the young Zhong Lichun was abandoned in the wild mountains and forests infested by wild animals.

When Zhong left Tiandiao and returned to his home, he saw Mrs. Liu, who was heartbroken because she couldn't find her son, and comforted him by saying, "Forget it. If you lose an ugly guy, you'll lose him, so that it won't be more trouble to raise him. Let's just pretend that there is no such person in our family."

Madam cried even more sadly: "Anyway, it's a piece of meat that fell off my body after I was pregnant in October!"

Unexpectedly, three days later, Zhong Lichun appeared at the door of Zhong's house, followed by a Taoist, but I saw this Taoist: kind-hearted, wearing a blue robe, a white collar and white sleeves, with white socks under her feet, a blue sword behind her, a dust stroke in her left hand, and a Taoist fairy wind at her end.

"Mom, my child has already worshipped this Taoist priest as a teacher, and is going to learn with him. I'm sorry that my child is unfilial and can't be filial." Then he knelt down to Liu.

Liu was stunned, and before he could speak, Zhong Li-tian-diao also heard the news.

The Virgin of li mountain spoke first: "Zhong left the Buddha. As a father, you didn't know how to raise your children, and it was a big crime to abandon them in the wild mountains. I miss your family, and I can't punish you for being original. Now, I have accepted him as a disciple, and you can't stop it! "

seeing that he could get rid of this ugly son, Zhong Lichun immediately nodded and agreed. In this way, Zhong Lichun began his career as an artist in the mountains.