Anyway, tell me about 202 1.

1, if you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you.

2, men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it is critical.

3, the first part: envy and hate, the second part: emptiness and loneliness, horizontal criticism: paralysis of my single.

4. One short step makes a long-lasting regret, and then look back on the affection of children.

5, girls are precious, young women are more expensive, if there are rich women, both can be thrown away.

6. Men always want to maintain such a perfect status quo: eat the original dishes and go to the bed where the third child sleeps.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

8. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

9. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back, looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

10, every time the lucky money is pushed around. I'm really afraid it will be taken back.

1 1. Every time my parents take away my lucky money, what does it taste like!

12, whenever the school starts, I will say the same sentence "I must study hard this semester"

13, A Qi Liu Hai broke the hearts of many ignorant girls, and she couldn't let go or tie them up.

14, finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction.

15, although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

16, once a man passed by, sparking and almost moving a brick.

17, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, but you are online and I am invisible.

18, the son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a colored girl? Father said to touch and run.

19, tears in your eyes can't drown a fish.

20. All jobs that don't aim at wages are muddling along.

2 1 The story with Spirited Away tells us: Don't eat too much, you will become a pig.

22. The simplest happiness is doing what you like.

23. I always have short hair. Is it because I have long hair and short knowledge? So I'm usually well informed

24. The efficiency of class is directly proportional to the number of times I play games.

25. Look at my miserable life with the most ordinary eyes.

Cinderella has no glass shoes, so I can't be a princess.

27. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

29. I cried when I was a child and laughed and cried when I grew up.

30, I am a good girl you don't even look at, young man. Do you like men?

3 1. I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

32. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

33. It turns out that loving someone is not yourself from the day you are destined to be.

34. The complexion is ruddy. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

35. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

36. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

37, food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I will go.

38. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

39. Some people make people feel distressed seriously, and some people have toothache because they owe a flat face.

40. Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, she can't stand the test!" "

4 1, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

42. I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the above two. I'm done.

43. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

44. My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

45. If you don't know me, shut your mouth for slandering me.

46. Throw away what you can't keep, lest you get upset when you see it.

47. Women should speak on their own merits, and don't shout with that shrew's mouth.

48. Go straight until there is nothing left.

49. Smart people act first with their brains, while stupid people act first and then regret it.

50. My gentle smile is reserved that you don't understand.

202 1 Talk about funny character in qq space if you are domineering.

1, I grabbed the tail of time and it ran away.

2, a mosquito around me, I thought it was in love with me, but who knew it would only drink my blood.

You came into my life, but it became the biggest stain in this white world.

It is said that women are made of water. This is a serious water pollution recently.

The doctor said that my nerves are well developed, and I won't be a neuropathy, but my laughing nerves are well developed.

There is a saying in the world that smoking is harmful to health.

7. I have always known that women can run faster than men as long as they work hard.

8. I know who you are, so I want to see how tragic your final outcome is.

9. Don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't think about the past.

10, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.

1 1. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat and got stuck in it.

12, what is sadder than sadness is that you don't even know where the pain is.

13, I'm not happy, and it's no use making the doctor happy for surgery.

14, in computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine and shouted: boss, change the machine.

15, if you were a hedgehog, I would hold you in my arms to give you warmth.

16, the reason why I smoke is that my grandfather and father both smoke, and my generation can't stop smoking.

17, be kind to the road idiot, and be careful that he is close to your heart and can't walk.

18, I didn't know until I got to the hospital that people are more likely to hang up than numbers.

19, men's infidelity is actually a chance for women to choose again.

Yes, I like you, but I'm not sure you like me.

2 1, a disloyal, lifelong, who let me down, I will let him despair.

You broke my heart, so I want you to know that it was black and blue.

Since you are so sad, share your sadness with everyone and you won't be so sad.

24. I am indifferent to being hurt by strangers; I can't stand being hurt by people I know.

25, life must have cracks, the sun can shine in.

26. The easy way is downhill, which can also speed up my progress.

27. No matter friendship or love, separation is my most taboo word.

28, my heart, who is hurting; Please don't comment blindly if you don't understand my pain.

I heard that you bought a watch last year. Is it true?/You don't say. Is the effect good?

30. It's not only height that makes people fat, but also fat.

3 1, monk, I love the wrong person. The following nuns can't be changed into Taoist temples.

32. In repeated setbacks, what I see is not hope, but sadness.

33. If falling in love is burning money, I'd rather not talk about it.

34. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? They're all perverts. Why pretend to be sheep?

If you want to live in the past, you must wear green clothes.

36. Get out in one word. I'm only gonna say this once. Get out if you hear me.

37. What is money? You didn't, you earned it hard, you had it, you spent it hard.

Please don't see me again after breaking up, because you never belonged to me.

39. Happiness is like prayer, which expands infinitely and may explode.

40. My advantage is that we are handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.

4 1, as you can see, this is my sadness.

42, the real warrior is, dare to face the beautiful girl, dare to face the pale single.

I am also a good boy. It is my dream to study hard and make progress every day.

44. I got the eggs after the exam, didn't you?

45. There is only one life, the parents of the previous generation and the children and grandchildren of the next generation.

46. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. I like to wear brothers and sisters' clothes.

47. If I were the personnel manager, I would be the first to promote myself to the boss.

48. I lose weight every day except during meals. Do you think I have perseverance?

49. In the tragic fate, one scare followed another, and everyone was scared to death.

50. Ask when, but everything has its vanquisher.

In a word, funny personality, talk about mood phrases.

In a word, funny personality, talk about mood phrase 1:

First, if you don't like me, don't hang around in front of me all day.

Second, life is tired, a small part comes from survival, and a small part comes from comparison.

Third, give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

Fourth, the awesome people are not how many backstage people have, but how many backstage people can do.

Five, the university is to learn!

6. I am a mediocre person. I was expecting the pie to fall from the sky and into my mouth, but it happened that the discus fell and hit my face. Oh, my God! It hurts!

Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic!

Eight, don't sleep in class, only drunk on the wine table.

Nine, the traffic in Beijing almost starved to death!

10. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is nothing more than the years spent together.

1 1. Lie down if you fall!

Twelve, when a chicken grows up, it becomes a goose. When the goose grows up, it becomes a sheep. When the sheep grows up, it becomes a cow. After the cow passed, I succeeded in the postgraduate entrance examination!

Thirteen, you told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do when you come into my life.

Fifteen, women please themselves, men pity to please themselves!

I am ugly, but I have music and beer.

Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be whitewashed by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Nineteen, it is the brothers who help you lead the way, and it is the enemy who forces you into the corner!

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

In a word, funny personality, talk about mood phrase 2:

One, a night of red goods, it is concluded that it will be black overnight.

Second, in the world, there is love besides teeth.

Third, when you are not online, I always look at your information in a daze.

Fourth, beauty is nothing, beauty is king.

5. Sometimes the wind blows the skirt. One monk says the wind moves, and another monk says the skirt moves. I say: It's not the wind, the long skirt moves, and the color warms the heart!

Six, I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

Seven, men are used to rely on, so they must be strong; Women are for love, so they should be hateful.

Eight, dare to join the Beggars' Sect! Dressed up very well!

Nine, I like myself very much.

Ten, it's mine. Nobody wants to move it. I don't want it if it's not mine.

Eleven, some people will not get angry, they will never know what is pushing your luck.

Twelve, the world is so big to know you, I feel so unfortunate.

Thirteen, come back quickly. I can't fool you alone.

Fourteen, pick up the cake and rush to the money!

Fifteen, the scholar plays dead as a confidant, and the woman's plastic surgery is self-pleasing.

Sixteen, I am a prestigious villain.

Seventeen, once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide.

I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. If you bury your wife in the soil in spring, you will be shot in autumn.

Be optimistic about the future and be philosophical about people's hearts.

Twenty, the universe is grand because it is called the universe, because it is the universe.

My enthusiasm is limited, so you should hurry up.

Twenty-two, life is new, work harder, get off work more easily, cherish family, be calm in everything, make more friends, be kind, eat scientifically, play gracefully, be indifferent to fame and fortune, be tolerant and generous.

Twenty-three, we have a little difference: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

Twenty-four, I put 10 thousand vows in a machine gun and shoot you. You're lying in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid bullets!

Twenty-five, will not bow, do not know how to retain, not good at words. This could be me.

Twenty-six, ask how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

27. Tanks bound for spring!

Twenty-eight, rotten people must be bitches, and bitches are not necessarily rotten people.

Twenty-nine, I am single-celled, not feminine, thick-skinned, with a bad figure, and like to make trouble without reason.

Thirty is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

Thirty-one, look at the beautiful MM, there is no way to strike up a conversation, pick up a brick by the roadside, step forward, classmate, did you drop this?

Thirty-two, you have many sisters, and you don't lack me, but I am the only one who is good to you!

Thirty-three, you can use fire to test gold, you can use gold to test women, and you can use women to test men.

Thirty-four, you should eat a little properly to lose weight.

In a word, Lei Ren talks about Daquan.

First of all, if one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

Second, I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

3. Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it is very simple. ...

Fourth, commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

Five, I have a left Qinglong and a right White Tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

Six, if one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

Seven, ask how much sadness you can have, just like a bundle of snowflake beer.

Eight, my world, it is not your turn to tell me what to do.

If I become a star one day, I will definitely show it to you!

10. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

Eleven, the road is still long, Xiu Yuan Xi, let's take a taxi.

I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

Thirteen, there are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

Fourteen, there are many ancient love stories, and there are many contemporary love accidents.

After all, I can't catch up with that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

Sixteen, the most sad thing in life is to sleep and be awakened by urine, but you have to solve it!

17. Dinosaurs died out because makeup created a beautiful world.

The function of words is that when you don't want to talk, you can shout with your hands.

XIX. The most mysterious department in history: relevant departments.

If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand from unbuttoning her clothes!

2 1. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Twenty-two, prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa. ...

Twenty-three, I've been really busy recently, and it's even difficult to guarantee 16 hours of sleep a day!

Twenty-four, you are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

Twenty-five, can you see my powder?

Twenty-six, rich people are uncles! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

I don't like sleeping with a woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

Twenty-eight, dinosaurs died out, because makeup created a beautiful world.

Twenty-nine, when I was young, I got blisters on my feet.