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I am in a good mood: love is that I am unreasonable and you let me be a little bit.

1. You bloom in late spring and he blooms in early summer. It's so beautiful to meet flowers.

2. Whose house will you entrust to toss and turn into my dream?

I'm not afraid, even if I'm alone.

4. I will lose my temper, stick to you, hold your head back and pout. When I am angry, I speak and do things without thinking. I am stubborn. I hope you can tolerate everything about me, love me well and take good care of my little friends.

Maybe I will fall in love with someone every time, and he will appear at the right time, so I will fall in love easily.

6. You are as warm as the sun, but so dazzling that I dare not approach you.

7. Even if I can't see and chat with you every day, I will feel at ease when I see you in my space every day.

8. Can you give me back the heart I gave you?

9. Tears can't wash away pain.

10. I always feel that as long as I live, I will always meet people I like, experience things I like, and have good luck that I never thought of before.

1 1. I want to go into your heart and see what's inside.

12._ _ _ If you are not strong, who will you show weakness to?

13. I want to be your tooth most, because at least, when you don't have me, you will feel pain.

14. I was going to tell you all the bad things, but in the end, I just want to tell you that I miss you.

15. I don't understand. If you marry that, you won't. If you marry me, I'm dead!

16. At that age, we all had our own love.

17. How can you feel that your heart is too moving? Things are wrong, people are wrong, everything is wrong, and the past cannot be traced.

18. [If you plant deep affection, can you also collect some of my pains for your growth]

19. Where were you when I was away? The feeling of heartache paralyzed me, making it difficult for me to breathe, but I was afraid to tell you.

Please don't miss my wedding, because you have already missed me.

Aesthetic emotion: I will let you be a little bit unreasonable when you are in love.

1. Don't worry, it's not too late to slap those people when you succeed.

We all know the truth, but those who should complain will still complain, those who should scold will still scold, and those who should cry will still cry. After all, the discomfort in their hearts cannot be alleviated by reason.

I carry everything by myself. They said I was too strong, and I finally couldn't carry it. I told the truth, and some people said I was not sensible.

When you get in touch with society more and more, you will find how important money and looks are.

Someone once told me a joke, and I went to the hospital with a stomachache. The doctor asked me how to get to the hospital. I told this joke and he died laughing. I went to court as a murderer, and the judge asked me how to kill that man. I told him again, and he died laughing. I became a celebrity. One night, the president of a country kidnapped me and asked me to record the jokes and send them to the presidents of other countries. In a few days, the presidents died laughing.

6. The so-called reserve is only because you haven't met anyone who makes you dissolute enough.

7. I'll give you some points for being unreasonable.

8. If you choose the road ahead, you must go on, even if the road is thorny and the scenery is not beautiful.

9. Eating too much will make you fat, running for a long time will make you tired, and loving too much will make you die. Some people think that persistence is brave, but sometimes it takes courage to let go.

10. Why do some people feel beautiful after taking a shower? Because I'm crazy.

1 1. The more familiar a friend is, the ruder the conversation is and the more obscene the behavior is.

12. I found that people's aesthetic standards are different from mine now. I think people are beautiful, but they all say they are ugly, such as me. . .

13. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.

14. The best youth is to meet a deskmate who eats the same as himself, and then grow meat together.

15. The Tang Priest and his disciples went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Friar Sand is a careful man, taking care of everyone's diet and daily life along the way. On this day, he tidied up his eldest brother's underwear, found a hole and sewed it up. The next day, I found another hole, so I mended it again. On the third day, there was still a hole. Picking up a needle and thread, Monkey came to kick Friar Sand. You fucking sewed up the hole. Where do you put my tail? Where do you put it? Where do you put it? ~

16. Refused to start for fear of ending. Do you do your homework?

17. A couple loves durian, but they are afraid to smoke durian for their five-year-old son, so they hide in the kitchen to eat durian. At this time, the five-year-old son pushed open the door and shouted, OK, you eat shit behind my back.

18. Cinderella is a rich girl and the ugly duckling is a white swan. There is no possibility that the world will change from bad to good.

19. Whether I look good or not is none of your business. How can it be none of my business? This concerns the future of our children.

20. People are tired because they often wander between persistence and giving up.

2 1. Teacher: Pets are not allowed in school! All findings will be dealt with seriously! Classmate: What about single dog? Teacher: No! Nobody! Classmate: Let's go! Go home! The school doesn't want us.

22. Lao Wang began to go bald in his forties, so he became very sensitive and couldn't stand being told that he was bald. One day a tractor passed by Lao Wang, and Lao Wang collapsed ~

23. What's wrong with being short? Pick up the money faster than you! What's wrong with small eyes? There is less sand than you! What's wrong with being fat Eat more than you! What's wrong with being ugly? I met fewer perverts than you!

24. Delete his special concerns and let him return to the public group with his first name and surname.

25. Really beautiful people seldom take selfies. Really rich people basically don't show off their wealth. Couples who really love each other don't need to show their love or send screenshots. When they really have fun, they don't have much time to send photos. People who really have a wonderful life don't need to deliberately show off their lives to others.

26. The so-called high cold is actually a person's poor hearing+slow response+poor eyesight.

Make trouble without reason. Make trouble without reason.

Make trouble without reason.

1, wife, I'm not being unreasonable. Can't you explain something? I, uh, let me explain. Honey, how dare you explain what you have done? I

2. When the woman at home comes to the door and asks the residents to turn off the wifi, she should confidently say to TA, "The child is not mine! Don't try to popularize science. You just need to be more unreasonable to unreasonable people than TA.

I'm still angry when I think about it. It is terrible to meet unreasonable people. I really hope that I will never come into contact with such places and people again. Shit. Anger.

Love and love are not enough to walk into a woman's heart. You must understand her: understand her brave weakness and give her spiritual support; Understand the sadness in her happiness and give her spiritual care; Understand her rudeness and respond accurately to the expectations in her eyes; To know where her heart is going, she doesn't really want to walk with her in the wind and rain. She just wants to find a lover who fully understands him.

I admit that I am overbearing and unreasonable, but my mouth is hard and my heart is soft. You got it? "

6. Petting love means that you are unreasonable. I will give you a few points.

7, the so-called three-obedience: never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable, the so-called four virtues: can't provoke, can't fight, can't say that there are such girls around you?

8. Modern girls have to follow three directions: never gentle, never considerate and never reasonable; Four wins: don't provoke, don't say, don't scold, don't fight.

9, love is that you are unreasonable, I will give you some points.

10, the more unreasonable people are, the simpler their thoughts are.

1 1, modern women take three out of four. Three obedience, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Fourth, say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

12, I am an unreasonable person who defends his mistakes. When the whole world is accusing you, I will not hesitate to stand by and give you a hug and say: I believe you, no matter what happens, I believe you. Whether you are wrong or not, I will firmly tell others that it is not your fault.

13, every quarrel, right or wrong, men should give up first. Sometimes women are really unreasonable. They don't want to prove that they are right, but they want the other party to let go of a good man who loves women, so they have to submit to humiliation and keep their heads down.

14, life is full, maybe smooth sailing, maybe stumbling. There are many good people, but you may also meet unreasonable people. There is a lot of happiness, but you may also encounter things that are not smooth. But you are my eternal courage. No matter what happens, as long as I think of you, I can persist. Good night, steel hero in my heart.

15. Beat Guli and Gu Yuan to become the most unreasonable royal family.

16, modern women take three out of four, three out of four: never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four points: say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

17, if there is a person who is willing to tolerate all your shortcomings; If there is a person who makes you willful and unreasonable, he will never leave you; If there is a person who can take care of himself when you are in trouble; Someone will fidget when they hear you cry; If there is a person no matter how far away, a phone call from you will make him come to you; If someone tries to make you smile. If you are not married, marry such a good man!

18, there's nothing anyone can do about what happened, but you can't always blame others unreasonably. I am responsible, but I don't admit it, and I don't want to say that I did something wrong. You can't deny what you said. Always like this. No one will believe you. ?

19, every quarrel, right or wrong, men should give up first. Sometimes women are really unreasonable. They don't want to prove that they are right, but they want the other side to let themselves go. . . A good man who loves women should submit to humiliation and keep his head down.

There is a kind of students called "back row students". Although their academic performance is poor, they have ideals and ambitions. They are unreasonable on the surface, but they are full of enthusiasm inside.

2 1, three out of four for modern women. Three obedience, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four, say no, fight no, scold no, provoke no!

22. I like learning from people who are smart but have no knowledge. Their unreasonable and primitive methods are embarrassing, but they often work. Educated women are polite in everything, even throwing away their only weapon and letting society kill them.

23. Unreasonable love makes me a little considerate and occasionally allowed to be unlike a lover.

24. Modern women take three out of four. Three obedience: never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four wins: no talking, no hitting, no swearing, no provocation! (

25. No matter how many setbacks and tribulations I have experienced, no matter how many tears I have shed, I have been disappointed and cheated, but as long as I think that there are still a few friends around me when I am frustrated, I will, as always, tolerate my willfulness and irrationality, and even if I don't keep in touch often, I will feel that life still has hope.

Tell me if it's unreasonable.

1, I have always been that me, always chasing my dreams, important people, friends, brothers, football shoes. I cherish everything that accompanies me. Even if many people are unreasonable and sometimes make fun of you, you still have to learn to be strong. With time and growth, you will see many dark sides. As long as you learn to go upstream and take responsibility, you will become stronger and more mature.

2. I am not beautiful, noisy, angry and unreasonable. I can smoke and drink, but who dares to say that I am not a good person and not a friend enough?

My heart is dead, and I even hope to die. You can live according to your wishes, but you can't force me to live according to your wishes.

4. Do you know me? You don't understand! You only see my childish side, but you can't see what I need. In your eyes, I am just unreasonable and ignorant. Actually, I just want a sense of security Even a word from you, a hug, will immediately calm my mood. Too bad you don't understand me.

5. I am a fool, an idiot, an idiot, unreasonable and willful. Do you love me? Please continue if you love me, and leave if you hate me.

6. I don't like people without plans more and more, and sometimes I feel a little disgusted. So is an unreasonable girlfriend. She said she resigned and asked me to take time off to stay with her. She said she couldn't go and broke up. What happened? Such a big man is still so naive and speechless, because he knows how to weigh things after experiencing someone or something. You used to leave your job to accompany you, in exchange for-you volunteered! Take care of yourself. I will be kind to whoever is kind to me.

7. Everyone closest to you has a chance to get hurt. I once quarreled with my parents, but I cried sadly and felt guilty and weak at the same time. It's sad to quarrel with your best friend and wander around here with your mobile phone, but you can make a lot of annoying words between your fingers. When arguing with an object, it is simply outrageous and unreasonable. I don't think the other person won't leave, but I don't think I can accept that separation is a good thing, no matter who it is.

8. If you think I am cold, arrogant, arrogant and strong, hello, we are casual acquaintances. If you think I'm cute and funny, all kinds of bullshit. Hi! We are acquaintances. If you think I'm stupid, quick-witted, stupid and an idiot, congratulations, we are very good friends. If you think looking at me is unreasonable, demanding, torturing, clingy, crying and fragile, thank you, I love you!

9. There are such men in the world. When you were a child, you were afraid of your majesty. When you grow up, you learn from him. His love is deep, but he asks nothing in return. You play tricks on him, you fool around, you go home in trouble, he criticizes you, but his love for you has never changed; You only need to say a word, and he will become your superman, errand boy and bodyguard. This man is dad. turn

10, being unreasonable makes her a little, and thoughtfulness allows her not to be like a lover once in a while.

How long can you tolerate this unreasonable and duplicitous me?

12, three out of four for modern women. Three obedience: never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four wins: no talking, no hitting, no swearing, no provocation!

13, never gentle, never considerate, never unreasonable, hard to say, hard to fight, hard to scold, and hard to provoke. ...

14, this society is too weak and unreasonable to rely on strength. ..

15, I can tolerate your irrationality, your bad temper, make you angry to death and then make you happy. Isn't that what I care about? ...

16, I feel sorry for all the girls who suffer for love and cry for love. I like all the girls who think he is a lifetime because of his strong love and unreasonable love.

17, in everyone's eyes, I am arrogant, optimistic, easy to cry and unreasonable. I once wanted to be a gentle and honest woman.

18, this person refused to pay back the money, called to stop him, and looked for his parents, who were unreasonable and refused to admit it. I hope everyone will pay attention to this person in the future and don't be cheated like me.

19, unreasonable opportunity, no agreed fate

When everyone is reasonable, he can travel all over the world. When everyone is unreasonable, he will be unable to move.

2 1, love makes me a little unreasonable.

22. I am jealous, mischievous, unreasonable, abusive and disloyal. Do you still love me ?

There is no need to argue with your girlfriend. She is at fault. If you let her go, she will appreciate you. In fact, she knows that she is unreasonable.

24. I am average-looking, lazy, unreasonable, irritable, hurtful and love to toss people. My weakness is flooding. Do you still love me ?

25, husband, sometimes I really don't understand, you try to make money, I always make you angry! You always endure when I am unreasonable, and I will love you more and take care of you more in the future!

Jiang Yang, I think fate is the most unreasonable.

1, I am one hundred years old, on the edge of life. I can't know exactly how far I can go, and I can't help living, but I know very well that I will go home soon. I want to wash away the filth that has been contaminated for a hundred years and go home. I don't have the feeling of "climbing Mount Tai and being small in the world". I just live a quiet life in my own land of Xiaotian.

I am an old man, I just said some old sayings. For the times, I am a laggard, and I have no good words to contribute to modern marriage. Only under the trend of material supremacy, I want to remind young friends that the most important thing in the combination of men and women is feelings, which is the degree of mutual understanding. Only through in-depth understanding can we appreciate, attract, support and encourage each other, two of a kind. It doesn't matter whether you are suitable or not.

I discussed Einstein's theory of relativity with Fei Xiaotong when I was young. I don't understand. One day I suddenly understood that time was running and the earth was turning. Even the same place is not exactly the same. Now, I think every day is new. It is different to watch the changes of leaves and listen to the songs of birds every day. New experiences and new feelings are there every day.

Your problem mainly lies in reading too much and thinking too much.

In this materialistic world, life is really hard enough. If you deliberately be honest, people will use you to bully you. If you are gifted and good-looking, others will envy you and crowd you out. If you give in generously, people will invade you and hurt you. If you don't fight with others, you have to be indifferent to the world, and at the same time you have to maintain your strength and be prepared for the struggle. If you want to make peace with others, you have to deal with them first, and you have to be prepared to suffer losses at any time.

6. Teenagers are playful, young people are infatuated with love, and when they are in their prime, they are eager to become famous and have a family, content to deceive themselves next year. Life geometry, how much pure gold can stubborn iron make? However, different degrees of exercise will inevitably have different degrees of results; Different degrees of indulgence will inevitably accumulate different degrees of stubbornness.

7. God will not concentrate all happiness on one person, and getting love does not necessarily mean having money; Being rich is not necessarily happiness; Happiness does not necessarily mean health; Having health may not be everything you want. Keeping a contented heart is the best way to temper and purify the soul. All happy enjoyment belongs to the spirit, and this kind of happiness turns patience into enjoyment, which is the victory of the spirit over the material. This is the philosophy of life.

8, a person through different degrees of exercise, get different degrees of sense of accomplishment, different degrees of income. Just like spices, the finer they are, the stronger the fragrance.

9. Laziness is also natural. Diligence requires your own efforts, and you will be lazy if you relax.

10, everyone has a spiritual conscience. It is self-cultivation to restrain yourself with spiritual conscience at all times.

1 1, after all, people are flesh and blood, have some shortcomings, and are more human.

12, ugly people always can't see how ugly they are when they look in the mirror, but only see the beauty that others can't see.

13, I think fate is the most unreasonable.

14, the fate we see is unreasonable, only joking, always playing tricks on people and always making trouble.

15, human beings do not rely on the teaching of gods, and there is a spiritual conscience in human nature. Under the guidance of spiritual conscience, everyone has higher requirements than material things.

16, although people are small and life is short, they can learn, cultivate and improve. Man's value lies in himself.

We learn wisdom from worry and refine virtue from pain.

18, cultivate one's morality-cultivate one's morality is the most fundamental requirement of being a man.

19, the beauty and evil of the soul are not reflected in the body.

20, reputation, alive may be useful to yourself, can only be used after death.

2 1, with faith, life is valuable.

22. On the road of life, if you pursue fame and power wholeheartedly, you will have no leisure to take care of others.

23. The world is like a melting pot, burning out a batch of souls with different qualities and different original qualities.

If a person has some shortcomings, he must deceive himself. Tell a lie three times and you will believe it yourself.

25. When Mocun and I lived in Tsinghua, we had a cat. Its fur is not as good as Dabai, but its intelligence is far above Dabai. That's a brown kitten my relative brought from the city. Just full moon, just weaned. His mother is a pure Persian with long white hair, but this son is black and white: there are three black circles on his back, a black tail and four black claws, and two black semicircles on his face, which are as big as the big black-rimmed glasses worn by fashionable people, covering half of his face, but even his ears are black. It has Zhang Yuanyuan's face, gray-blue eyes, and the beauty of eyes is not lost. It was suddenly carried out of the city and kept screaming. I can't bear to hold the kitten in my arms all day, so it is closest to me.

26. I often hear people brag, which makes me feel small. I also want to brag about "self-greatness", but that's "ghost like mouse" because it's just a dead face without fermentation and air.