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If the wife gives birth to a daughter, send the good news to the circle of friends.

If my wife gave birth to a daughter, she sent a circle of friends to report the good news (part I), and she applied for a game account in X+0. X years, began to practice the number model.

2. One body, two of the same kind, three heartbeats, a family of four.

3. Give birth to a little girl! Ma Ma has worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, mother will not be cold in the future!

I solemnly declare to you that I am a father, a father, a father, a father.

5. My family was finally born? Are mothers and children safe?

Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing X Jin, and the mother (son) and daughter were safe. Good news!

7. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

There is a great mother in the world. Thank your wife.

9. Comrades who have given birth to daughters, look after your cabbage. I added pigs to kill today.

10. Xiao Duan Duan finally came to this world at 6: 28 on June 20. Mother and child are safe ~ thank you for meeting us in this life. Let's work together to become a healthy baby. Mom and dad will work hard. A little fat, a girl of seven pounds and eight ounces ~

1 1. Stop it, there is nothing to say at all, just: mother and child are safe, 8 kg fat boy! Good boy. Mom, good boy.

12.22: 08, my wife gave birth to a little princess smoothly, 6. 18 kg, mother and child are safe.

13. 19 At 22: 20 on June, my wife gave birth to a Gemini son, weighing six and a half pounds. My mother and son are safe. I am a father!

14. Yesterday at 2: 03 pm, my nephew's family gave birth to a little fat boy weighing 9.3 kg, and the mother and son were safe. Congratulations.

15. There will be no pie in the sky. No pains, no gains. Plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold. Sunshine always comes after a storm.

16. It has a soft spot and a helmet.

The boy lying in the weapon. ..

18. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day.

19. The imperial edict was sent to Fengtian, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * got a daughter today, and she was adopted and named Little Dragon Girl. Ai Qing was specially appointed to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, treasures of gold and silver, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and painting, famous horses and BMWs, and fine wines and wines to the little dragon girl. Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

20. I'm glad to have your son. My mother and son are safe.

If the wife gives birth to a daughter, send a message to the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (little rival in love), and my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

22. From then on, there was weakness and armor.

23. On the way to protect my wife, I have another comrade-in-arms.

24. Dragon Boat Festival! My baby is here, and the mother and son are safe./kloc-0 was born at 5: 07, weighing 6.5kg! Thank you, wife, for your hard work. Love You! Son, you can call it Uncle Yue. When you grow up, you will know how much your father cares about your name!

25. On the day of XX, a breeze blew from life, bringing a pleasant feeling of xxx and xxx. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby world. Love her/him more than cherish ourselves. Thank you for giving us sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!

26. It is reported that many aunts are very close to us!

27. This goddess, you are very good. Please take care of the rest.

28. Take you to see this lovely world, because you are lovely.

29. I used to be a mother's baby, and I will be the baby's mother in the future.

30.20xx June 16 Lunar May 14 noon 12: 28! 4 1+2! The baby is born! Mother and child are safe! 7 Jin! Lie on the operating table! Director Yan said he was a big fat man! I cried! I said thank you, Director Yan! I said I want to see the children! The doctor looked at me and said, boy! Then he rubbed him in my face! I am particularly touched!

3 1. Today, our family has contributed a brick to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, but in response to the national family planning call, our family just added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

32. My parents believe that if your reasoning is successful, you will definitely thank your efforts now.

33. The long-awaited little life finally came to report. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for your blessings!

34. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe! 34. I grew up with you and you grew old with me.

35. There is a new man at home, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, with a gun.

36. The child burst into laughter, revealing two rows of teeth as white as jade.

Don't be afraid, dad will always protect you.

38. I suddenly began to look forward to the arrival of the baby. My mind is full of her, happy and unknown, and I have no will to do anything at all.

39. Monogamy for life (two children)

40. Congratulations on honesty and peace. Healthy and happy!

My daughter took the postgraduate entrance examination and sent a good news copy to a circle of friends.

1. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand; I won't say much if I know. Speak slowly when you are upset; Don't say anything if you have nothing to say.

2. The notice outside Sichuan is so festive and red, just like an invitation.

3. Success means persistence, persistence, as the name implies, that is, not giving up when encountering difficulties. It's easier said than done.

I'm so stupid, really. I just thought it would be over if I took the exam, but I didn't expect to get in. I thought the admission should be over, but I didn't expect the admission notice to be sent home by parcel. I'm so stupid, really.

I'm here for you. I don't care about going over mountains. good night

6. It takes thousands of calls to get out!

7. At this moment, I think everything is worth it!

8. Once you have chosen the distance, don't look back and stride forward.

9. Let me come to Kangkang. Who was admitted to the graduate school? Oh, it's me. It doesn't matter.

10. I wish all of us who take the postgraduate entrance examination can succeed and not be bald. May all of us get what we want, cherish what we cherish forever, and live forever for friendship.

1 1. Forget the flowers planted in summer and love the trees that bear fruit in autumn.

12. That kind of hard work can only be realized by those who work hard for the postgraduate entrance examination. The days of Dai Yue and Dai Xing are coming to an end. Stick to it, and you will really miss this time in the future. Come on!

13. I have been dreaming of my next life.

14. Is there anyone in my school? Then let's go together.

15. If you can persist in everything, success will belong to you.

16. As long as you work hard, the pestle can be ground into a needle.

17. Knowing the world makes you unsophisticated and good at laughing at yourself instead of others. I just want to be gentle and strong.

18. Sometimes, you are stronger than you think!

19. When sharpening a knife, don't mistake it for a woodcutter. Wait until you finish your master's degree.

20. As long as it's you in the end, I'll wait as long as possible!

The mood of the birth of a daughter, talk about the circle of friends who gave birth to a child.

1, unloaded as scheduled ~ 6: 00 am on June 3rd13 gave birth naturally, 3440g, and the mother and daughter were safe. Gold and gold, like Qian Qian, do it yourself, and cut it without trimming, all of which are 40w+2. Thank you for everything! Ps: The second child is really much faster than the first child ~

2, afternoon 14:45, finally looking forward to you. All the pain, no mother and daughter are safe! My sister is dancing happily. Mom loves you.

3, the first child, mother and daughter are safe, I wish the baby peace, happiness and health in the future!

4. Year of the Pig, 2065438+June 22, 2009, 17, I gave birth to a small cancer. My mother and daughter are safe. Thank you for caring about your family, friends and colleagues, and your hard-working wife. Please give me more advice.

5. The eldest daughter is safe when she is born. It turns out that Cancer has become a Gemini. I hope the baby can grow up healthily.

6. At noon, the goods were finally unloaded and the mother and daughter were safe. Before the pain, they were so painful that they doubted their lives.

7.20 19 May 28th at 4: 06 pm! Our daughter is here, thanks to the gods, mother and daughter are safe! I wish the baby a healthy growth!

8. From then on, the armor showed weakness, and the mother and daughter were safe.

9. The child came to report the safety of the mother and daughter. Thank you for your concern! Dear mom, thank you for your hard work.

On July 25th10,21:57, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6. 16 kg, and the mother and daughter were safe. Please take care of me all my life.

1 1, I am willing to use all my luck for the safety of your mother and daughter, wife, come on, I will wait for you.

12 and10:13 On the morning of June 2, 20081,I was so happy that my daughter and I were safe and started a new family model. 1+ 1 = 3.

13, 5 pm 10, 5 kg 72 Liang, I welcomed my little baby, gave birth to a little rival in love, mother and daughter, looking forward to the full moon, and can go out to play.

14, a little princess weighing 7 kg is in labor, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern and support.

15, 4: 02, super fast delivery, Xier, mother and daughter are safe.

16, arrival of little strawberry, 6 kg and 8 Liang, mother and daughter are safe, thanks to my wife, the girl is beautiful and healthy! Don't worry about leaders, relatives and friends! Ps: fairies love to cry, just like when I was a child.

17, finally uninstalled, little princess cancer, 6.68kg, born on 20 19.6.2722: 49, mother and daughter are safe.

Mother and daughter reported good news safely and talked about the good news of their daughter's birth in a circle of friends.

1, July 26th 1 1: 53, a lovely baby pig was born. Mother and daughter are safe and weigh 2950 grams. Welcome, you come to this beautiful new world! I wish you healthy growth, wisdom and understanding!

2, I am happy to mention 1000 yuan, mother and daughter are safe, I would never have thought of it, super fast delivery, and no pain, super gratified.

This is an important day in life and the most important day for the whole family. When the son was born, the mother and daughter were safe, and the family was overjoyed to get the news of the baby boy. The hardest thing in this process is the wife. I have seen many news reports before, or heard of them, but I personally don't feel that feeling. Today, from the moment I accompanied my wife into the delivery room, I felt one kind of tension after another. Women are pregnant in October, and risks are everywhere at the moment of labor. Suffering from the discomfort caused by various physiological reactions, he couldn't restrain his complicated feelings at the moment his son was born, so he said: A man must accompany his wife in labor and see the painful and uncomfortable feeling with his own eyes, otherwise it is definitely a great regret in life.

4, girl, 6 kg 42, 5: 59 pm on the fourth day of the fifth lunar month, mother and daughter are safe.

5, emergency cesarean section, baby, premature baby. Anesthesiology is forgotten again. But mother and daughter will be happy if they are safe.

6. Thanks to my wife, my little cotton-padded jacket. Mother and daughter are safe, which is the best gift for the festival. My wife has worked hard, and I will always be with you in this life, never giving up and guarding you!

7. 15 At about 8 am, two girls were born at home smoothly. The impatient little guy made my family in a hurry, and I'm a little confused now. As long as mother and daughter are safe. I hope you grow up healthily and happily!

On June 28th, 2065438+June 28th, 2009 1 1: 34, a 7 kg Peggy gave birth smoothly, and the mother and daughter were safe. Thank you for your concern and support!

9. Mother and daughter are safe. Hospitalization 10 days, induced labor for three days. Without natural contractions, their stomachaches can't get up. There is no way to decide on caesarean section. From the operating table to returning to the ward, people were so nervous that they trembled all over, and even their lips trembled when they spoke. Rubbing my stomach at night is my most unforgettable nightmare. There is still no exhaust and I can't eat. People are hungry, and walking in the fields depends entirely on willpower. But seeing the girl's white and tender face, no amount of suffering is worth it. Since then, she has a soft rib and armor!

10, I was happy with Peggy, my mother and daughter were safe, and suddenly I became a little daddy!

1 1, born at 8 o'clock last night, is a lovely daughter, happy! ! Mother and daughter are safe, everything goes well, and the hanging heart is finally put down.

12, God didn't love us too much, but he didn't abandon us either. I hope everything will be all right. The safety of mother and daughter is my greatest responsibility in this life.

13, the mother and daughter are safe, and the girl weighs 7 kg. I hope you grow up healthily and happily! Mom and dad love you forever.

14,2019 At 4 am on May 27th, the little princess was born, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, and her mother and daughter were safe ~

15, zero 10, finally born, mother and daughter are safe. At this moment, my cousin, who is 80 kilometers away, can't help but have wet eyes. Every mother is the greatest. Giving birth to a child is a disaster. I am even luckier that I can break through it with unimaginable persistence. Every mother should be treated gently.

16, today is a good day, mother and daughter are safe, excited as they wish, crying.

17, Mom and Dad love you. Yesterday, we successfully gave birth to a girl weighing 7 kg. Mother and daughter are safe. Your double top diameter is really too big. You eat too much in my stomach. The main gene is too strong, and dad's head is too big. Now there are two big heads at home.

18, this knife doesn't sound good. It took so many days to recover a little, and the mother and daughter were safe.

19, countdown is 72 days. The second baby, I just want you to be born safely and healthily. Come on, our mother and daughter are safe.

20. Mother and daughter are safe. Congratulations to my wife. I realized my dream of having a daughter.