Questions and answers to deceptive questions

What are the question-and-answer patterns of deceptive questions? Let’s take a look at those question-and-answer routines.

1. Questions and answers to deceptive questions

1. What are you doing

I am chatting with the most beautiful woman in the world

What others are saying is not I'm sorry

But she never replied to me, so I had to chat with you

2. My husband, I will lose weight starting from today

What's wrong, baby< /p>

I’m afraid that you will abandon me in the future

Then I have to be able to throw it away

3. I had a dream last night

Dream What's wrong

I dreamed about you. When I woke up in the morning, my pants were all wet

I had an erotic dream again

I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to the point of peeing.

4. Can my wife sing the Three Auspicious Treasures?

Yes

Let’s sing together, okay?

OK

You start first

Dad

Alas

5. The roaring dog is a god in the sky and what is it below

It is a dog below

6. Do you usually wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?

Use your right hand

We all use paper

7. I have ten knives, but two are missing. How many more are there?

Eight (Dad)

8. Husband, do you like to play with water?

I like it

Then wash the dishes

9. Wife, don’t be angry

Let me bark like a dog for you

Why are you so good?

Why are you so good?

10. Let me do a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig

I am not a pig

You seem to have forgotten it

2. Questions and answers to trick people

1. My dream is to think wildly in my dreams

< p> 2. If the sky falls, you hold it first while I find a stick

3. A hero doesn’t care about the way out, and a rogue doesn’t care about his age

4. What else can you do when you are desperate? Just take the bus

5. If you prey on the common people, the common people will prey on you

6. When you put the quilt on yourself every night, it feels like you are buried in ashes

7. Don't force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control

8. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me

9. If I take the exam I can upgrade, but I'm afraid I'm still one level negative now

10. Actually, you have an advantage, ghosts don't dare to run into your house at night

11. I'm in a bad mood now, except You can’t do anything without food

12. I only believe in two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you

13. Donor, you are bullying this poor monk , that poor monk will not give God face

14. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast

15. Do you know what it feels like for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep? ?That’s just because you want to eat its meat

16. Don’t think that just because you look like a wolf, I can regard you as a gray wolf

17. When a man and a woman quarrel, Men are like pistols, women are like machine guns

18. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art

19. God said there should be light, I said I objected, so there was darkness in the world

20. The briefs Superman wore were stable, so he could fly so high

21. Others thought I was Meditation, in fact, I am looking at whether I should pick up a dime on the ground

22. I don’t wake up from my spring sleep, yawn and come looking for it, and I can’t sleep at night.

, can't wake up during the day

23. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave the dagger, leaving no one alive

24. Life is so damn (harmonious) fun, because Life is old and he (harmony) is playing with me

25. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men

26. Myopia makes you look big from a distance Beautiful woman, it turned out to be a loser

27. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the whole leg and couldn’t find even a piece of copper

28. From It takes tens of thousands of years for a monkey to turn into a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to turn back from a human to a monkey

29. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

30. Master, please let me go!...A long, long time later...Master, please forgive me!

31. When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up I can save the whole world, but when I grow up, I realize that the whole world can't save me

32. We can hide from everyone, but we can't hide from a fly. What makes us unhappy in life are often trivial things

33. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man + smart woman = divorce; Smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; Smart man + smart woman =Romantic love

34. Women have countless QQ accounts just to tease a man. Men often use one QQ account to fill it with all kinds of women

35. This world is not Justice is that God said "I want light!" and there was daylight. The beauty said, "I want a diamond ring!" So she got a diamond ring. The rich man said, "I want a woman!" So he got a woman. I said "I want to take a shower!" and the water stopped