Quotes to make your girlfriend happy and talk about your mood

1. When I was sleeping in the dormitory at night, the faucet kept dripping, which was really unbearable. Since I slept on the upper bunk, I asked my roommate to turn it off. After she finished, she asked me if she could still hear me? I said my voice was much softer, and then she yelled, "I know you have obsessive-compulsive disorder, so I took a fucking look and came back."

One day, the pig said to the bear: How many pieces of candy do you think I have in my pocket? The bear said: If you guessed it right, will you give it to me? The pig nodded affirmatively: Well, if you guess it correctly, I’ll give you two pieces! Xiong swallowed and said, "I guess it's five yuan."

2. The prince turned into a frog and needed three kisses from the princess to turn back into a human. The frog prince found the princess and asked her for help. The princess kissed her twice and thought it tasted good, so she made a stir-fried frog.

3. Two girls came to the company for interviews. The HR asked the boss flatteringly, why don’t you choose A? She has fair skin, beautiful legs, long legs, and is pretty good in all aspects of work and learning. Unexpectedly, the boss was so flattered that he fired HR angrily and admitted B. When the boss talked about it afterwards, he was still angry, "What does this grandson mean? My daughter is not beautiful?"

4. A pair of teachers and students always like to make pairs. One day, Mr. Wang looked at the sky and read the first couplet. It doesn't rain when it snows in heaven, but it turns into rain when it reaches the ground. It will be troublesome if it turns into rain, it is better to rain in the first place. The student replied: Sir, you don’t eat shit when you eat. When the food reaches your stomach, it turns into shit. It would be too much trouble to turn into shit, it would be better to eat shit in the first place.

5. Question: A puppy died while traveling in the desert. How did he die? Answer: He suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles to pee in the desert. Question: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but ended up suffocating to death. Why? Answer: No peeing is allowed here on the dotted line pole!

6. It is said that a certain psychological survey is: If a poor boy pretends to be a rich man and falls in love with you, and then you find out. How would you react? 90 candidates: resolutely sever ties, honesty is one of the most important qualities. A month later, this website asked another question: What if a rich man pretends to be a poor man and falls in love with you, and then you find out. How would you react? 90 candidate: Continue to date, what I love is his person, not his money.

7. I am the third eldest child at home. I went home during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday. During dinner, my father used to say, "Little third child, drink more of this soup." I also used to take the bowl. . The eldest brother-in-law sitting next to him suddenly laughed and said that he was called by that name; everyone reacted for two seconds, and the whole audience burst into laughter. They have been calling me for more than 20 years, and I just found out today that the third child can't afford to be hurt.

8. At least once in your life, you should forget yourself for someone. Don’t ask for results, don’t ask for companionship, don’t ask for what you once had, and don’t even ask for you to love me, just ask for the most beautiful thing in me. In my youth, I met you.

9. At this time, a passerby passed by and saw this scene and asked: What do you enjoy?

10. People are happy when they are simple, and they grow old when they are sophisticated.

11. Someone told me that the memory of a fish is only 7 seconds. After 7 seconds, it will not remember the past and everything will become new again. (Classic sentence) Therefore, the fish in that small fish tank will never feel bored. I would rather be a fish and forget everything once the 7 seconds pass. The people I have met and the things I have done can all disappear. But I am not a fish. I cannot forget the person I love, the pain of caring, and the pain of lovesickness.

12. At that time, I was very tired. I was used to pretending to be strong and used to facing everything alone. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. Sometimes I can talk to everyone happily, and I can be very unrestrained, but no one knows that it is just a disguise, a very deliberate disguise; I can make myself very happy, but I can't find the source of happiness. , just giggle.

13. I was in a public toilet and my husband was waiting outside. I wanted to tease him so I sent him a message: Husband, what should I do if my phone fell in the toilet? My husband replied: Is shit sending me messages?

14. When a beautiful woman stayed in a hotel for one night, the bill came to 800 yuan. She complained that it was too expensive.

The manager said this is the standard charge and the hotel has a swimming pool, gym and wifi. The beauty said that she didn't use it at all. The manager said that the hotel provided it but she didn't use it. The female guest opened her wallet and took out the money to pay, but she said that she would deduct the 700 yuan that the manager spent with her for a romantic night, and only took out 100 yuan. The manager shouted urgently: Where can I find it? Female guest: I provided it, but you don’t need it.

15. No one has the patience to listen to you tell your story, because everyone has something to say; no one likes to hear you complain about life, because everyone has their own pain; the world Mostly lonely, the world is willing to listen, and there are only a few people who are used to silence. I no longer want to mention my past to others. The loneliness and desolation that I struggled with in my nightmare should be left to time and gradually become indifferent.

16. A young man was preparing to propose to his girlfriend. In order to create a romantic atmosphere, he tied a diamond ring worth 50,000 yuan to a balloon and planned to let the balloon fly to his girlfriend with the diamond ring. Unexpectedly, the balloon flew directly out of the door and flew farther and farther. Song organized people to track the balloon and called the police, but it disappeared in the end

17. At the blind date meeting, she talked eloquently, saying Her former boyfriend drove a luxury car and lived in a mansion. He often complimented her on how beautiful she was and made him nervous when he saw her. He looked at her: "I, when I see a beautiful woman, I usually get nervous and speechless." She chuckled: Your way of striking up a conversation is so old-fashioned. But, when I see something that doesn’t look good, I will stutter.

18. My boyfriend drank too much last night. Just as I was about to drive home, I suddenly thought that drunk driving can harm others and myself, so I decisively found a place to park my car and took a taxi home. From this morning to now, he has been thinking about where his car was parked

19. In elementary school, during class, a classmate suddenly burst out laughing! The teacher asked him what was going on, and the guy was laughing so much that he couldn't speak. The teacher angrily twisted his ears and took him out of the classroom. The guy laughed outside for three classes. Later, he learned that the female classmate in front of him had let him go. He made a little fart in a roundabout way, how funny is this guy? They are now married.

20. We were eating at a beach food stall, and there was a woman at the table next to her who kept getting angry. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and everyone else continued to eat and drink, but the coquettish girl was so coquettish? Screaming: Oops, I was secretly photographed! ? A collective black line among deskmates? : Please, it's going to thunder, that was lightning just now!

21. Once I ate in a hotel, I could order songs in the lobby. As I was eating, I heard the sweet voice of the host coming from the speakers: Here are the songs Mr. Zhang has ordered for everyone. I wish everyone lots of money! The host paused for five seconds and then said: The name of the song is "Unfortunately It's Not You".

22. A while ago, my parents called me every day and urged me to find a boyfriend. I had no choice but to lie to them that I was gay. They were silent for a week, and in the past few days they kept calling me to urge me to find a girlfriend.

Twenty-three, I was just walking when two children in front of me were talking, a boy and a girl about four or five years old. When I walked to the door of a house, the little girl might have arrived home, so she shouted: Mom, I'm back. Then the boy shouted: Auntie, I sent your daughter back. This is not the key. Then the girl shouted: Mom, your son-in-law sent me back to my parents’ home! Today’s children can’t afford to be hurt!

Twenty-four. Whether you are cheap or not, the mistress is right there, infertile.

25. I asked my 6-year-old cousin today jokingly: We are going to raise a pig, but we need to arrange work. We need to choose one person to feed the pig delicious food every day, and one person to clean the pig's room every day. One person bathes the pigs every day, and you have to choose someone to play with the pigs every day. What do you want to do? She answered without hesitation: Be a pig.

26. The best revenge is not hatred, but indifference from the bottom of your heart. Why bother to hate someone who has nothing to do with you.

Twenty-seven. The uncle asked for directions. The uncle asked the girl for directions: How to get to the Public Security Bureau? Girl: Do you want to walk? Or go by car? Uncle: Can I go by car? Of course it’s by car! So the girl handed the wallet in her arms to the uncle: "Take this."

After the uncle took the wallet, the girl immediately shouted: Robbery! Ten minutes later, the uncle left the scene magnificently in the escort car of the Public Security Bureau.

28. When you encounter something, if you like it, then enjoy it; if you don’t like it, then avoid it; if you can’t avoid it, then change it; if you can’t change it, then accept it; accept it. If it doesn’t come down, then deal with it; if it’s difficult to deal with, then let it go. In fact, the most difficult thing for people is to let go. Let it go and feel relieved.

Twenty-nine. It is now 2.22 in the morning. The sky is filled with purified air. The rainwater slides from the window glass, forming a different beautiful scenery. Sleeping on a rainy day is a happy thing. There will be something in the morning. There was a bit of mist, and I was not sleepy. I was sitting on the toilet, pressing my cell phone, thinking about that person in the distance. Yes, the toilet is out of paper. Damn it, someone, is there anyone? Send me some paper.

I was feeling itchy all over my body. I went to a small clinic and bought a box of 999 Dermatitis Ping. The next day I found that it had no effect. Can I bear this? Decisively rush to the clinic. Are you selling fake medicine? Forget it tastes bad, I ate half a box of it and it still doesn’t feel better

31. After staying among nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

Thirty-two, go home on Friday! When I saw my nephew doing homework at home, I asked him: Why is it that the sun rises from the west and you are doing homework just after the holiday? My nephew looked at me and said: It’s because what the teacher said was so tempting. What did your teacher say? I'm curious! The teacher said that whoever’s score improves in the next exam will be given Q coins. I am messy...

33. You can sing alone, drink coffee alone, graffiti alone, travel alone, go shopping alone, walk in the rain alone, and listen to music alone , talking to oneself alone, being in a daze, dancing alone, watching TV alone, flipping through magazines alone, there is only love, which is something that I cannot do alone.

34. When you hate someone more, he will appear in front of you all the time; and when you miss someone, you can't find him even if you search the earth.

Thirty-five. A friend’s son, 5 years old, didn’t study hard that day and was fixed by his friend. His son said to himself: There are several kinds of stupid birds in the world. One is the one that flies first. , one is not to fly, and the other is to lay eggs and place their hopes on the next generation. Then there was a bump on his son's head.

36. The most miserable distance in the world is that two people were originally far apart and did not know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love, and the distance became very close. Then one day, they no longer loved each other, and the two people who were so close became far apart, even farther than before.

Thirty-seven. I went to McDonald's for a meal today after my salary was paid. I saw a table with several beautiful girls, so I mustered up the courage to ask for my number, but they all gave it to me. I suspected that they were cheating. I dialed the number they gave me in front of them. Three of them were correct, and one was incorrect. I asked the girl, and she quickly stood up and apologized to me, saying I was wrong. Then she gave me the number again, and finally she was fine. She held my hand pitifully and said she really knew she was wrong, was it because I was too handsome?

Thirty-eight, men cannot love money too much, otherwise they will become stingy. A man cannot help but love money, otherwise he will become a loser. Men cannot talk too little, otherwise they will become taciturn and stupid. Men can't talk too much, otherwise they will become restless and glib. Men can't say "I love you" too much, otherwise it will turn into hypocrisy and duplicity. Men can't help but say I love you, otherwise they will become uninteresting and incomprehensible.

Thirty-nine, what should I do if I lose my mobile phone? First, wear a suit, wear a pair of glasses, hold a portfolio in your left hand, and a pen in your right hand; then, look serious and walk calmly; finally, choose a middle school at random, walk to the back door of a class, and then scan your glasses to see the person with his head lowered. , walked up and knocked on the table twice, and the students voluntarily handed over their mobile phones, then left calmly and rushed out of the school~~

One day, 15. Some wounds will grow over time. Good; for some grievances, you will be relieved after you have suffered them and figured them out; for some pains, you have endured the pain for a long time and become a habit. However, in many lonely moments, it comes back to your heart again. In fact, some words hidden deep in my heart are not deliberately hidden, but not all pain can be shouted out.

Forty, I thought I was decadent, but then I realized that I had already been scrapped.

41. The most painful thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while sleeping soundly.

42. My girlfriend works in the customer complaint department of a department store. One day, after a fight with her boyfriend, she lined up customers to complain in order to reconcile. When it was his turn, he whispered in his girlfriend's ear that he would treat her as an apology by inviting her out for dinner in the evening. When his girlfriend heard this, she immediately smiled and kissed him. After the boyfriend left, the man at the back came up and said: My complaint is the same as his.

43. This was his first robbery. He was slightly nervous and kept repeating: Miss, robbery. Suddenly he saw a woman standing at the intersection, and he plucked up the courage to step forward: Before the lady finished speaking, the woman slapped him in the face: Your mother is the lady! He was so frightened that he said, "Yes, I'm sorry, beating, robbing." The woman slapped him again: Your mother is the eldest sister! Sentences to make your girlfriend happy

Sentences to make your girlfriend happy

1. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you me Love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, the cassette is gone.

2. I have told you many times not to go to bed late at night, but you just don’t listen. No, it came to my dream again yesterday morning, and I didn’t want to wake up drunk!

3. Please send my greetings to Chang'e and hang them on the osmanthus tree so that you can see them in the dark night; send my greetings to the wind gently, even if you are here You can feel it even at the end of the world.

4. Get to know each other lightly, slowly, everything happens inadvertently, and the process of getting along is simple. Without the cumbersome worldliness and emotional sadness, only the sincere care and blessings of friends!

5. In the blog world, the paradise of the soul, we build the Great Wall of Friendship with our sincere hearts! Use full enthusiasm to interpret the true feelings of the world! May this happiness and friendship stay on the title page of life forever. I wish my friends happiness every day!

6. The Internet brings us closer; being thousands of miles apart is like being with a neighbor. It is the words that attract the soul; the blog cabin brings joy and laughter. It is the keyboard that continues blessings; day and night, happiness is promised to each other. It is sincerity, conveying friendship; virtual space, true love.

7. Although the sun is high, fortunately the breeze is coming; although the temperature is difficult to drop, the love is in the cool mind; although the world is hard, the most valuable thing is to have friends like the sea; although busy and hardworking, I am happy and smiling! I am here I send my greetings to you from afar, and wish you a cool world in the hot summer, and a garden full of spring scenery!

8. On the long night road, seeing the light of fire is hope; in the cold winter, seeing the light of fire, That's warmth.

My friend, you are the light of my life, you give me hope and warmth!

9. The wind chases you, in order to bring you coolness; the clouds pile up and roll up, in order to make room for the blue sky for you; the flowers bloom compared to the flowers, in order to It is to show you your beauty; I am typing on the keyboard in order to say blessings to you!

10. You, the lovely one, stole my love and my heart, so I decided to sue you. When you go to court, what crime should you be sentenced to? The judge went through all the records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: sentence you to me for life.

11. There is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you again Give me a handful. If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But the government doesn’t regulate it... then forget it!

12. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable.

13. When you come into my life, your dreams will be like the lush green of the wilderness, always looking for a lusher forest; your desire will be like an eagle flying in the valley, always chasing a higher sky. .

14. When you are sweet, you are my baby; when I am bored, you are my cat; when I am sad, you are my big brother; when you are acting coquettishly, you are the one I rely on; in fact, what I want most is Tell you loudly that you are everything to me.

15. Play a game! Please first think of a number in your mind, then subtract 3, multiply by 2, add 8, divide by 2, subtract the number you just thought of, and add Above 5 is what I want to say to you.

16. Friends are ships, and the Internet is sails; space is like a shore, and home is like a harbor; wash away the dust and bloom a smiling face; use the Internet to send blessings: waking up is smiling, falling asleep is sweet, Follow the wishes of others, and happiness will last forever! I sincerely wish my friends and family health and safety!

17. Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today, and welcoming tomorrow. May your life with me be wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment, satisfactory every minute, and happy every second.

18. With you, the world is more wonderful. With you, the starry sky is more brilliant. With you, the world is warmer. With you, I feel happier.

19. The green mountains and green waters are so lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of our motherland, we must fall in love.

20. The days bloom like flowers, the wings of happiness fly out of the laughter, and the happy music rises from the strings. I have learned to look for the light in the darkness and taste life in the light. Rediscover life in life.

21. I am a satellite that will always revolve around you. My life will always run in your orbit. I am both repelled by you and attracted by you! My dear, this is the eternal beauty and the everlasting connection between us!

22. Like is different from love. Like is like a soup swing where you can enjoy yourself without the response of others; love is like a board that requires a person to sit across from you and interact with you, close to your inner feeling. Are you willing to sit across from me all the time?

23. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Falling in love clumsily, living in a daze, clinging to each other clumsily, and being together foolishly. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears... Sentences to make my girlfriend happy, say mood phrases

Sentences to make my girlfriend happy, say mood phrases Chapter 1

1. Your name is written in my heart, let me love you forever!

2. No matter what happens in the future or what you become, you will still be the person I love most.

3. Do you know the difference between you and the game? Games make me addicted for a while, but you make me addicted for a lifetime.

4. It’s fake that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

5. I miss you regardless of spring, summer, autumn or winter.

6. No matter how strong the sun is, no matter how raging the storm, no matter how desolate the night is, no matter how slim the hope, if you insist on refusing to forgive, I will never leave your building.

7. I have liked you for more than two minutes and cannot take it back.

8. Dear, forgive me, please? As long as you are willing to forgive me, I will use my life's money to make up for my mistake. Just let me pay it back in installments slowly, using my whole life to repay it, and I will make you happy, okay?

9. I’m sorry, I’m just so jealous. I’ll get jealous if you laugh with other boys, talk to others, or even if you don’t do anything but just stand together. I also know that this is not good, and I always have random thoughts, but I really love you, I love you very much, but because I love you so much, I am afraid of losing you.

10. After getting to know you, I discovered that I can give so willingly.

11. I miss you, and I can only meet you in my dreams every night. I love you, so I don’t want to fall asleep, because reality is more beautiful than dreams.

12. If you love a girl, instead of letting her go for her happiness, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness.

13. All beauty comes from sincerity and honesty. Although happiness will be fleeting, joy can be lasting. A sincere blessing and a sincere greeting. May you be happy every day!

14. I don’t allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don’t want to have panda eyes the next day!

15. You will always be the most temperamental, special and attractive in my heart.

16. My dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which looked tired and painful, so I turned to text messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

17. What if I lose you but win the world?

18. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.

19. I don’t allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I will be very uncomfortable without you. Don’t torture me, okay?

20. I know that love requires freedom to be happy, but I would rather stay by your side, accompany you, and walk with you. Sentences to make my girlfriend happy and mood phrases Part 2

21. As long as I am with you, I don’t care what the price is.

22. I was wrong. As long as there is a conflict between us, it is my fault.

23. Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness.

24. Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you forever!

25. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It feels so good to have you.

26. In my heart, I only miss you at all times! Love you!

27. I didn’t feel my presence until I met you, and I couldn’t bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

28. Day and night will not be able to stop our deep longing!

29. No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will "fly" back to you.

30. We meet in the mortal world, hold hands in the wind and rain, and walk side by side in the waves. God has its own arrangements, let us treat this love well.

31. In your lonely and sad days, please read my name quietly. And he said: Someone is missing me, and I live in a person's heart in this world.

32. I don’t allow you to have style without warmth. Wear more clothes. You will catch a cold when it’s cold. No matter how you dress, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

33. I don’t miss you because I am lonely, but I am lonely because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

34. Although the world is big, my heart is only small, and it just happens to fit you. However, I can't let you out because you are stuck.

35. You don’t have to be nice, I just like you.

36. With your company, I am no longer lonely, with your warmth, I am no longer sad.

37. It wasn’t until I met you that I understood the meaning of my existence; it wasn’t until I fell in love with you that I realized that happiness is so hard-won. No matter when and where, I want to stay with you until the end of time.

38. When two people are in love, the spark of love will be sparked, which will burn life and illuminate the journey of life. On the road ahead, no matter the thorns and bumps, there will always be someone to accompany you. Support each other. When I am happy, I share my joy with you; when I am sad, I share my sorrow with you.

39. Do you know that I have been waiting for you for a hundred years of loneliness, and I have sung my love songs for you for a thousand nights.

40. The person who can marry you must be very happy. Sentences to make my girlfriend happy and mood phrases Part 3

41. Who can say for sure if I like this? It may be the first time I meet you, it may be the first time you smile at me. , maybe it’s when you study seriously.

42. There is always a place or a person that makes your heart flutter and leave you with nostalgia. There is always that one person whose words of apology will make your heartache and be unforgettable. Apart from loving you, I can think of no reason to continue living.

43. I am willing to love you, take care of you, and protect you for the rest of my life.

44. It’s agreed, I’ll be with you in autumn and winter.

45. I love you, and *** is here to send this message to the person you love most. Let his (her) teeth bask in the sun, and at the same time bask in his happiness. Let him (her) feel your love, and suddenly understand that he can only catch you in this life. On the day I love you, I wish those of you who are single to quickly hold hands with your partner, those of you who are in love, I wish you to get married soon, and I wish those of you who are married to grow old together.

46. What you see is the truest me, a never-ending feeling of being touched by the most beautiful existence of you and me in this world!

47. What I pursue in this life is just a time with you and a place with you.

48. You are the first and last person I love.

49. It is very unfortunate to tell you that the moment you receive this message, you have been infected with the most terrible poison on the earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy and no one could figure it out! The only way is: you have to miss me!

50. I am born stubborn and have a clear distinction between love and hate. So I like you, not just on a whim or inconsistently.

51. Last night I told you that we should break up, it was just a momentary excitement.

52. As long as you are by my side, no matter whether I am rich or not, I will be the happiest person in the world. ?

53. I will not love you forever, nor will I love you until the day you die. I will always love you until the second I die.

54. How much I miss you cannot be expressed in just one sentence.

55. I seem to have lost the ability to love others. Meeting you may be the reason for this loss of ability!

56. You are the one who always supports me in my most difficult times!

57. I am indeed mediocre, but my love for you is very beautiful.

58. True romance has nothing to do with money. True romance is holding the hand of your lover and walking together through thick and thin. No matter what kind of hardships and hardships you go through, you will stay with each other till the end of your life. May you be happy!

59. The eagle calls the chick, the eagle calls the chick, please answer when you receive it.

60. I was very sad to hear what you said after being angry on the phone tonight.

Text messages to make your girlfriend happy, text messages to make your girlfriend happy if she is unhappy

1. Girl, give me a smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

2. If you continue to ignore me, I will rush to your house and XXOO you!

3. I am an angel sent by God to punish you. If you are angry, I will return to God. Gone by my side

4. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me. I will build a love nest for you with all my heart. I will always warm you, care for you, and protect you!

5. Baby, I really love you, I know What I did made you unhappy, but I will change it. I can't live without you.

6. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love You Saibei's snow. Sorry, the cassette is gone.

7. My dear, you stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should you be sentenced to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury The group unanimously passed: You are sentenced to be mine for life.

8. Last night I asked a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you, and asked it to kiss you for me, because now I can’t get close to you! It will tell you that I miss you. I miss you so much! You asked me how deeply I love you? The big bag represents my heart!

9. I am happy and worry-free, but you are worried and heartbroken; my flirtatious heart changes, and you are infatuated and heartbroken; thank you , you have paid so much for me, and I am truly moved by you.

10. The eagle calls the chick, the eagle calls the chick, please answer when you receive it.

11. The dolphin wants to give the angel a kiss, but it’s a pity that the sky is too high; the angel wants to give the dolphin a kiss, but it’s a pity that the sea is too deep; I want to give you a hug, but it’s a pity that you are too far away, only Send you a text message to tell you: I miss you so much!

12. If I were one of your tears, I would flow down your cheek and into your mouth - because I really want to feel your tear. Breath; if you are my drop of tear, then I will never cry in my life - because I am afraid of losing you!

13. Holding the lovesick pen in hand, sitting alone on the lovesick chair, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking I am missing you; where are you, the dashing one? I am thinking of you when I am lonely; the wind is blowing and the rain is dripping, remember that I am thinking of you!

14. The fragrance of flowers and the rippling water My dear, find a ray of fragrance and play a fashionable song. The fragrant breath is the soul of the earth, and the fashionable texture is as colorful as the clouds. Listening makes people excited, watching makes people impulsive, you make my heart beat

15. Being single is coriander, being in love is celery (love), breaking up is cabbage, getting married is lettuce, and divorce is sauerkraut. Remarriage is like leftovers, without a lover is like bean sprouts, and having many lovers is like cauliflower. My dear, what kind of vegetable are you?

16. First, think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, and then multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, finally subtract the number you thought of at the beginning, and add 517. This result represents what I want to say to you!

17. Time is a chain , happiness is beads, string beads on a chain and hang them on your chest and you will be happy for a lifetime; happiness is pebbles, worries are sand, use a sieve to filter out the sand and happiness will accompany you for a lifetime!

18. Leli I don’t know that I am a guest, my friends are like brothers by my side, and my wife is like clothes in the distance. I don’t know who is my relative? I hope you don’t meet your friends without clothes when you are having fun and get carried away!

19. Look up The head is spring, the bow is autumn, may all happiness accompany you; the full moon is poetry, the moon waning is painting, may all joy follow you. I wish you all success and happiness!

21. Life can be plain, like the blue lake under the blue sky; life can also be poetry, singing along the way; as long as we hold hands, everyone Every day is happy. Happy Laba Festival, my dear!

22. Love package charges: Breakfast 330 to think about you; lunch 380 to hug you; dinner 370 to kiss you; midnight snack 1314520 I love you forever.

23. Happiness is bread in the morning, noodles at noon, Western salads, Chinese dumplings, rice vinegar from Shanxi, peppers from Sichuan, kimchi from Korea, hamburgers from the United States, happiness is the care I give you. , the smile you gave me!

24. Today is the Laba Festival. I made a bowl with lucky rice, pistachios, beautiful beans, fortune dates, contented kernels, wishful honey, healthy sugar and worry-free water. Laba porridge is given to you, I wish you happiness every day!

25. If you want to be beautiful with me, I will make you regret it; if you want to pretend to be with me, I will make you hurt; if you want to brag with me, I will make you Your face is gray; if you want to play with me, I will make you dizzy!

26. In order to be the first in running, comb your hair into a streamlined shape; in order to be the first in dancing, you will spin like a top. ; See if you can hold it back quickly, I wish you a good mood via text message!

27. You can’t change the weather, but you can change your mood; you can’t choose your appearance, but you can choose your expression; you can’t predict tomorrow, But you must make the most of today! I wish you happiness every day!

28. I will give you a forget-me-not grass, and then catch a happy bird for you; when the happy bird flies with the forget-me-not grass in its mouth, When you come, please sort out your heart. That is my best blessing to you. I hope you will be happy until you grow old!

29. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness for you. You; I have never cheated anyone, but I want to deceive you into happiness; I have never hurt anyone, but I want to deceive you into happiness. My fingers are exhausted, just to give you blessings!