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A short message to Xiao San
1, after so many ups and downs, the wind and frost have inadvertently climbed up your temples. That heartbreaking dust, I want to tell you that you are in good health and everything is fine, and nothing else is important!
There is love and pain for you. Love is a kind of sweetness, and pain is a kind of helplessness. For you, love and pain add up to love! Where there is love, there is pain-I am willing!
The night came quietly again, and endless loneliness enveloped me again. These lone stars are hanging in the dark night sky, and they look very dark in the bright moonlight, but they still stubbornly let go of their own light, but have you noticed me? I am like a star waiting for your soul to meet. Maybe I am not as dazzling as the sun or as bright as the moon, but I can bring a "star", a "star" that belongs to you and me.
My love is like a dream, like a daydream. I thought I could hold the person I love, but when I woke up, I found that I was still me, still standing still.
I let the wind take away my thoughts of you, and I let the rain leave my lingering feelings for you. Love your heart, still unchanged.
6. "I'm afraid it is too late. I will hold you until I feel your wrinkles and traces of time, until I am sure that you are real, until I lose my strength. I will for you. " ......
7. Although love is still strange to me, ... every moment with you makes me moved, and every minute without you makes me lose. I have never been so eager to miss someone, and I am very sensitive to everything related to him (her) ... Can you tell me if this is love ...
8, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, every smile makes me intoxicated, your bad your good, your pouting when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.
Love is innocent, even if I suffer for it, I don't care. If I am destined to be heartbroken, let my tenderness hurt your back.
10, it's really hard to say that you love me. If you stand at both ends of the scale, it is difficult to love someone.
1 1. Miss me when you are lonely, come to me when you miss me, and get fruits, oranges, bananas and apples when you see me. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me.
12, remember that you like quiet, remember that you like piano, and remember that you like bitter coffee. I found a coffee shop that suits you best. Shall we go together tonight?
13, I'll wait for you to eat at the usual place tonight.
14, it's a nice day, go out for a walk?
Will you come tonight? My love is still waiting.
16, I sent you a flower today. Although it is not 999 roses, it is as beautiful as the sky. Can you accept the little sky I sent you?
17, how peaceful and quiet the moonlight is like silver tonight; Honey, where are you? When can I cut candles at the west window with you and enjoy the beautiful scenery of this quiet night? Dear, after being married for so long, I almost forgot the taste of romance! Let's have a candlelight dinner tonight. I miss you so much by candlelight!
18, falling sky, let's have dinner together. We just want to see your face and miss your lovesickness.
19, a beautiful day, you might as well go out for a walk, walk towards the gorgeous sunshine, give the yellow heart to the running water, and look at the distant fog! Would you like to go for an outing with me?
20, wife, the daily necessities of life make you so hard, thank you for giving me meticulous care. Today is our wedding anniversary. I want to have dinner with you. I love you!
2 1, I know that if the relationship is long-term, it will be sooner or later with Kay, but I still want to get along with you day and night.
22. Tomorrow is my birthday. Many friends want to celebrate for me, but I refused because I want to be with you most. Your arrival is the best gift! Can you come?
23. You know me better than Byakki Smoker, you are more knowledgeable than Zhuangzi, and you are smarter than your grandson, so I always call you Jing Zhuang's grandson!
24. Rinrin's alarm clock rang, but I don't want to be apart from you in my dream. Back to reality, I found you more lovely and charming than in my dream. Let's have dinner tonight and listen to me about you in my dream, ok?
Your words and deeds, your smiles, make me dream, send you a bunch of roses, and tell you that I don't want anything except you in my life.
26, if chilling, I am spring; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.
27, through countless people, have been to countless cities, and let the hearts meet, wash your whole body tired, may every blessing, every joy be a note, and write an intoxicating song of thought for you. Bless you!
28. When you are happy and unhappy, you will think of him, when you have endless words to say to him, and when you will miss everything about him, then-you have met the other half of your life.
29. When my phone rings, I hope it's you! When I feel lonely, I wish I had you! When my heart is hard to open, I will send you a message of love!
30. There is news in the breeze, and the autumn moon is boundless. Like a long day. Although I am not symmetrical and handsome, I have a broad mind and strong arms. Do you love me?
3 1, fate meets, no chance to get together; The ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky; The sea and the moon live forever.
32. It must be the fate of past lives, which doomed the love of this life. Otherwise, the sea is vast, why did I fall into your trap?
Life is like a glass of red wine. A little sweet, but a little sour. A classic love story will be fragrant only if it is carefully tasted.
34. In the past years, your love is deep to me and eternal in my life. My life shines because of you. Your love brings me the hope of life. In my life, you are eternal in my life, and I love you.
35. People say that God is fair. It gives you something and takes something away. But if I lose you because of what God gave me, I'd rather have nothing. I just want you by my side!
36. Our life is always full of laughter. In the sweet life, there are always things that make people confused. But with you around, I won't be alone. Because of you, the deepest missing is tacit understanding, and the deepest understanding is intimate. Grasp every hard-won fate! listen to
37. Good memories are brewed into deep blessings and turned into dazzling meteors with your heart. They float in the air and melt into your heart quietly. Tell me, is it sweet? Warm thoughts condense into silent prayers, turn into a series of pleasant words with your heart, arrive in Ran Ran according to the network, and slowly flow into your heart. Tell me, is it beautiful?
38. I am like a meteor flying in the sky, quietly waiting for the once-in-a-million-year agreement, never caring about the ending. As long as you call, I will fly to you. ......
39, flowers send amorous feelings, the dialogue between Chinese dreams, as if all opportunities are like a faint amorous feelings of the cloud, floating across the clear sky, falling in an unknown garden, as if all love is like a fallen heart often stopped in my heart, with a little color, I feel like I gave up something when I was lonely, but I seem to forget what persistence, but what remains unchanged is my thoughts and concerns for you.
40. I only have a little prayer for heaven, hoping to be satisfied. I can love you and accompany you in this life, so I can love you and accompany you in the next life. I hope I can love you and stay with you forever! If I can't meet it, I am willing to exchange my life!
Talk about the mood of being a mistress. Talk about mistress.
1, the nature of the parent-teacher conference is the same as that of the third child, which destroys family harmony.
2. Liar, why is there no beef in beef instant noodles?
It is said that all shall be well for lovers, all shall be well for the rich, and all shall be well for lovers.
4. Afraid of father, mother, beggar, wolf, dog and mistress.
5. What a happy family this is, but due to San Xiao's intervention, this family has become fragmented. Mistress, you really don't understand the importance of a family to a woman. Don't you know that you will get married and have children in the future, and there are all reasons ... You are young now, but you will be old one day. And today, what you give her, you will bear a hundred times …
I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must take care of my man. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.
7. mistress! No matter how hard you try, the government will admit it to me.
8. Recently, I heard that several friends were divorced by mistress. Are men full of shit these days? Never think about how pitiful children are! Such a heartless person should go straight to hell! Stupid fork.
9, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.
10, Xiao San, stop showing off in front of my sister, no matter how ostentatious you are, I used to be like this.
165438+ It is true that our quality is high, and it is estimated that she will not dare to be so crazy when she encounters severe problems.
12, Xiao San's acting skills will be more exquisite than anyone else.
13, scolding San Xiao is a classic sentence of three palace servants.
14, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.
15, show off in an ostentatious manner in front of me again, that's what I use ... (to my mistress)
16, there is nothing at the end, and we still have "Easter".
17, break up. Excellent grades in grade three!
18, without mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?
19, even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.
The biggest advantage of news broadcast is that you can watch a news at any time by changing the channel.
2 1, parents' meeting and mistress are of the same nature: destroying family harmony.
22. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.
23. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
24, there is no inseparable couple, only a small three who don't work hard.
25. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.
26. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.
27. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.
28. You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this." .
29, mistress, mathematical remainder.
30. Losing weight is not only to lose weight, but also to heal a broken heart and win a breath! Because of obesity walking in the street, suffering from other people's strange eyes, being pointed at; Photographic clothes do not have their own size, even if they are barely put on, they will lose the beauty of the clothes themselves; Often rejected when looking for a job; Disliked by her husband and even married by San Xiao; Obesity brings various diseases to the body.
3 1, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!
32. There are two kinds of mistresses. One is to know that people have a wife and go out with others. There is another way to be a mistress. This mistress doesn't know that she has become someone else's mistress, so she must know the situation first. If this person doesn't mean nothing, if he knows everything and intervenes in other people's marriages, then she is a morally corrupt person and there is no need to go easy on her.
33. Curse you for being unhappy all your life and being interfered by mistress all your life ... you ruined my original happiness.
34. Take the road of San Xiao, leaving San Xiao with no choice.
35. Little Three: Little Four, don't show off to the old lady. One day, the big room will knock you down.
36. There is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.
37 is your characteristic! You pay attention, sooner or later, there will be a third party, and you are not as good as a lady.
38, white inside and red inside, different. Self-love, peacock Kaiping
39. playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.
40. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.
The advice and warning to mistress is too realistic.
Advice to Xiao San:
Nowadays, many young women prefer spot men to futures men, but most of them have families, so they have no choice but to be lovers of spot men. But when they are lovers, they regard love as a game or a transaction, which requires them to abide by the hidden rules. If you break the rules of the game, you and your vows of eternal love are inseparable, and both will become empty flowers in the mirror, which will be scattered at a touch. In the end, I can only end up with both people and money.
One. Don't be jealous when you are a mistress:
A woman once told a mouse that she was in pain. I said, why? She said that she became someone else's mistress, but she didn't suffer because she was a mistress, but because the man found more than one mistress. She can accept the existence of the man's wife, but she can't accept the existence of other mistresses. The mouse told her that the mouse really couldn't help her in this matter. Because you chose a playboy man, since he can come out to find you without telling his wife, of course, he can also find another woman without telling you. This kind of vinegar can also be eaten casually, which will only increase trouble.
2. Being a mistress can't enjoy family happiness;
Every Valentine's Day, Christmas, Spring Festival, New Year's Day, Qixi and other major festivals, even weekends, are the best time for men and women to enjoy family happiness. A woman who is a mistress may not enjoy this kind of family happiness, because if your lover wants to keep your relationship, he must go back to his home to accompany his wife. If you ask too much of him on such a day, the result is likely to make him angry.
3. When Xiaosan can't get a marriage certificate;
Many women believe that the feelings between people will gradually deepen over time, so these women didn't want a marriage certificate or a birthright at first. They think it is natural that he will divorce his wife and marry himself as long as his feelings reach a certain level. It's really no good, then they will fight for it themselves. That was not the case. The first few months when men are interested in women are their deepest feelings, and then they will gradually become a habit. The reason why men can keep this extramarital relationship with women is because women didn't show the meaning of asking for birthright at first. Once a woman asks for that marriage certificate, there are only two results: 1. The man gave you a fake to make you stop crying. 2. Break up. With these men, you can ask for money, jewelry, even a car and a house, but you can't ask for a marriage certificate.
4. Being a mistress can't compare with the principal room;
Many women say: it pains me to think that he will go home to hold his wife. I really don't understand why his wife is so old, so ugly and so angry. Why is her car better than mine, get more care than me, and live in a bigger house than me? I am so young and beautiful, why should I suffer from this cowardly spirit? If you think so, it's very dangerous, because all this property, care and care, were originally owned by others, and you just came to share it. If you can't stand this cowardice, grow up and fight for it yourself.
5. Being a mistress can't keep in touch with him at any time;
Men come out to find lovers, just to find personality stimulation, or to prove that they still have charm to attract those beautiful young women. Being with these women can rejuvenate themselves. But Xiao San must know that he is not in love with you after all, he is just playing a game. You can't call him at any time to report his whereabouts and learn more about him like two single men and women falling in love. He has his own career, he has his own family, and he doesn't want to embarrass himself by looking for a lover. Don't worry, as long as he needs you, he will come to you.
6. Being a mistress can't interfere with his housework;
Women always like to take care of the harem, but San Xiao's harem is limited to your room, excluding his parents, brothers and sisters. Something happened to his family. All you can do is listen quietly and give him some support. Any interference with his housework will make him feel that you want to seize the position of the Lord of the harem. Don't forget your position in the harem. You are favored, but you are not the owner of the harem. Just like a man dotes on his car, not the owner of a luxury car.
Seven. When a mistress can't move her true feelings:
Most women who are mistresses will say: I like his maturity, his humor, his humor, his masculinity and his understanding of women's needs. I really don't like his money. It seems noble to think so, but it is actually dangerous. You can say that you don't like his money, but you never like his maturity, humor, humor and masculinity, because he is a poor man. The principle of a man looking for a lover is that he can spend some money, but he should be safe and not give his true feelings. Therefore, if you want to be a mistress, you might as well like money.
Eight. Being a mistress can't make men responsible;
Many mistresses say that he is obviously a very responsible man. Why did he let me abort as soon as I got pregnant? Why did he refuse to take responsibility for me? Is it because I made a mistake? In fact, you are really right. This man is really responsible, but he is responsible for his wife and children, not you.
Nine. Being a mistress can't quarrel with her mother-in-law;
This is the only advantage I can think of as a mistress, because you can only stay underground all the time, so you will never have a chance to fight with your mother-in-law. I don't know if this is a blessing or a curse.
10. Being a mistress will grow old quickly;
Being a mistress is really tiring. You need to consider too many things, suppress too many emotions and inner needs, and have nowhere to tell your sufferings. If you don't want to go to the beauty salon every day before you are 25, you'd better not be a mistress.
A few warnings to Xiao San:
Xiaosan: Hello!
I have something to say to you. Not particularly profound, but very real. Maybe you should read it.
Xiao San, I just want you to feel the feelings of others, put yourself in others' shoes and give you some advice by the way.
Xiao San, it's not that I don't know how to fight back, but that I am knowledgeable and generous in forgiving others and don't care about villains.
Xiao San, your mind has been covered with a thick black cloth. If you don't uncover the black cloth, you will be suffocated by your darkness and ugliness.
Xiao San, please understand that bad things always have retribution. It's just a matter of time.
Xiao San, please understand that you are nothing. Even if you are nothing now, you will become nothing in the future, because you have been doing things that make others think you are nothing.
Please understand, mistress, as the saying goes, one day a husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days, not to mention so many years of husband and wife and my care and love for so many years.
Xiao San, please understand that even if my husband no longer has my figure around him, that alternate won't be you, because Xiao San can't be a wife.
Xiao San, please understand, are you really happy? I think you are very sad, because you have never had precious love, and even less precious friendship, all because you are a mistress.
Xiao San, please understand, are you really happy? You live in the present, despised and spurned by countless people. You really can't be happy because you are a mistress.
Xiao San, please understand, have you really had anything? Except those who get incomplete love by unfair means, you have not even the minimum respect.
Xiao San, please understand that this is not a polygamous society, everyone is equal, and you always let us establish unequal relations. Do you think you will live an unequal life like this?
Xiao San, please understand that I'm not a calculating person, but if you keep wasting away like this with me, I'll pay back blows with blows. It's not clear who wins or loses.
Mistress, please understand that I'm not threatening you. I'm just stating the facts. I don't like threats either. I just like telling the truth to people I want to tell, such as mistress.
Xiao San, please understand that it is not only in the future that I can make you repay everything, but now I can do it. It's just that the current methods are too naive and poor. I never liked this, so I quit early.
Xiao San, please understand that my hatred for you has penetrated into the bone marrow. Even if I am soft-hearted, there will never be a word of forgiveness in front of you, because what you have done has reached an unforgivable level.
Xiao San, please understand that even if you are superb in acting and pretend to be delicate and touching, no one will sympathize with you and stop despising you, because your meanness has been deeply rooted in people's hearts and cannot be changed.
You were a street rat in your last life, and you can only be imprisoned in this life. I pity you.
Xiao San, please understand that you can't beat me for a long time, because you lost, completely lost, because you are Xiao San, I am still my husband's wife, or a good daughter-in-law in my mother-in-law's heart.
Xiao San, please think about what I said. This is both advice and warning.
Super personality xiaosan
We are younger and more beautiful than our first wife.
We have temperament, quality and culture.
We do this for true love, not for money.
We just met the right person at the wrong time.
He loves me and has no feelings for his wife.
His wife is old, ugly and tasteless.
He has reason not to divorce and marry me.
I am willing to be a woman behind the scenes all my life.
We have morality, but when love comes, no one can stop it.
You married people are afraid of men looking for mistresses.
Marriage without love is immoral.
Those who scold mistresses are all abandoned wives and dumped.
If we do three things, we will not destroy other people's families.
We never want to be regular customers, it is enough for two people to fall in love.
We can do three things, because we are better than the average woman.
The unloved person is a third party, so I am not a third party!
I am the one who is most hurt by extramarital affairs, because my efforts are the most selfless and unrequited! !
Once the love between men and women comes, people can't control it!
We are the most pitiful. We sincerely give our feelings and bodies and willingly consume our precious youth for a man who won't belong to us.
I don't want to hurt the man I love, so I don't want to destroy your family. I just want to be with him and love him. I don't want anything!
I am the one who pays the most, suffers the most, is the most pitiful and loves the most.
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