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Send a humorous remark before going to bed.
2. Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up!
In order to find out the cause of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.
A woman like me, though neither beautiful nor beautiful, is enough to make you lose everything.
Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.
I woke up when I didn't feel funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.
7. I'm sure there will always be, and the hills are inclined to meet. On the way, it was one wandering soul after another. Actually, it doesn't matter where you go. What matters is what kind of scenery you will see, who you will meet and what kind of mood you will forge.
I'm just sleepy and want to sleep. You happen to be in bed, too
9.-I hate being awakened by sleep. I want to sleep but I can't sleep. I can sleep but I can't sleep.
10. In your mind, there is unlimited potential. One day, when you look back, you will know that this is absolutely true.
If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.
12. Open Netease Cloud and close it regularly. Listen to music and sleep.
13. I feel that I am lying in bed today and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.
14. Sleep! Don't expect others, don't expect others!
15. Life will not be gentle to you forever, but if you are full of longing for the future, you will gradually learn to keep smiling in adversity. !
16. Think about all kinds of things, such as having sex with the male god yy, and then close your eyes and go to sleep.
17. Look at the handsome face in the mirror for a while.
The best way to prepare for tomorrow is to concentrate all your wisdom and enthusiasm and improve your work today. This is the best way for you to influence the future.
19. When the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene as soon as they lose their pencils, and junior high school students start to sleep as soon as they lose their textbooks. .
20. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.
2 1.: I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will wake up with a twitch.
22. Let you feel safe, let your troubles be released, let your smile be natural, and let your sleep be stable; Let sleep become natural, let smile become natural, let troubles be released, and let you and your work become efficient!
23. I smile at the sky with a horizontal knife and sleep after laughing. ..
24. Brush Weibo with your mobile phone, because Weibo can dream.
No matter how good it was yesterday, I can't go back. No matter how difficult tomorrow is, keep your feet up. No one can worry about you unless you worry about yourself with other people's words and deeds. There is nothing you can't let go of unless you don't want to. Life is your mood.
I am going to do push-ups today! ..... I'm lying down today and I won't sleep tomorrow.
Life is like a dream, always insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.
28. I am a lazy sheep. I like eating and eat a lot. After eating, I must sleep and sleep late. I slept too lazy, then I ate, and then I slept.
How about going to bed at noon and setting QQ to reply automatically until then?
People who say good night to sleep often start to show off after half an hour.
3 1. tea, with deep bitterness and fragrance; Wind, supplement oxygen, release cool mood; At night, collect beauty and bloom dreams; Sleep, cure fatigue and be happy. !
32. A sister asked me what SM means. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to my latest signature SM.
Flip a coin: surf the internet in front, sleep behind, stand up and do your homework.
34. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I didn't get up in the morning, I got up online, I ate and yelled, and I didn't sleep at night.
Rainy days are best for listening to music and sleeping all day.
36. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.
37. If you can't be cruel to others, be cruel to yourself. If you force yourself to be strong, no one dares to be cruel to you. !
38. Some people, like me, occasionally wake up when they sleep, as if they had fallen down. It is said that such people are insecure children.
39. Never regret. We can't choose to go back, but we should face the challenge soberly.
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