How to express that you are going to bed in a funny yet elegant way

1. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

2. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

3. Do you want to make a fortune? Then go to bed quickly!

4. I had insomnia. I picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

5. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time.

6. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

7. People who cannot make time to sleep will sooner or later make time to get sick.

8. Sleeping is for working hard, and working is for sleeping.

9. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.