About the complete version of crosstalk lines

In the era of continuous progress, all kinds of lines appear frequently, and lines are a special and difficult literary language to master. Do you know the characteristics of excellent lines? The following is the full version of crosstalk lines I collected for you, hoping to help you.

A: The form of Quyi is very simple.

Ah, yes.

A: Quyi is short and pithy.

B: Yes.

A: It's a passage. It's a passage.

Hmm.

A: The competition is just a formality.

B: Ah.

A: Our game is simpler.

B: Crosstalk.

A: Let's start with two people going to this stop.

B: Hmm.

A: But although there are two people in cross talk, the audience mainly listens. It depends on me.

Well, what about me?

What about you?

B: Ah.

You're just a deaf ear-

What do you mean?

A: Yes.

B: Yes. What is this called (nei4)?

A: Eh, it's just a champion!

B: Crosstalk! Crosstalk! I am a fan and you are a joke. We are both responsible for the quality of this cross talk!

What is your duty?

B: Yes. What is the responsibility? !

A: The main responsibility lies with me! I'm standing here talking. What do you have in your hand? One step away, with the last sentence "Don't be scolded", he stepped down and bowed, which means that he successfully completed the task.

I disagree with your argument.

A: Huh?

B: Yes, we performers often say "Don't be scolded", but this is an ancient performance skill, which is no longer practical.

A: (sneering contemptuously) It's not practical now. What new gadgets do you have? Huh? ! Do you have any new words?

Oh, my God!

A: Don't be scolded! And ... (then laughs)

B: You! You underestimate this art, I tell you, our cross talk is like a boat, I am at the helm and you are at the helm. If I tell you to go there (nen3), you can go there (nen3). You can go around without me at the helm! Hey hey.

A: Oh?

How did you know?

A: The example you gave is very appropriate.

B: Ah.

A: You said that the two of us speak alike, just like a boat.

B: Hey! Right (Liao)!

I'm like a rower.

B: Yes.

A: You are the champion. You are like a pilot.

Yeah, that's right.

A: So, do you think steering or pulling the boat is the main thing?

B: Of course, that's the main thing at the helm!

A: I don't think so.

B: Ah.

A: I think the most important thing is to transfer the boat.

B: If not, that's still the main thing at the helm.

A: Oh?

B: I tell you, the master at the helm must be rich. In other words, our master must have a high artistic accomplishment. Do you understand this? (A laughs scornfully again) B) You are a layman, you know.

A: You. Are you still artistic?

B: What?

A: Huh?

B: Ah.

A: Stop being scolded and be artistic.

B: Ah.

A: If you want to say artistic accomplishment, you have to say funny.

B: it's not that I can't be funny!

Yes,

B: Ah.

A: Aren't you going to school as soon as you learn (xiao2)?

B: Still!

A: But why is he holding it again? Just because this teaser is demanding, he has studied Xiao Er for several years, which is not enough. What do you suggest? Let him switch to buying rat poison. I'm sorry about him. Please, let him join the club. All clubs are not enough materials.

B: What? There is not enough material for everyone?

A: That's right!

Oh, my God! So you forgot what the old man said!

What did the old man say?

B: (with a contemptuous smile) Hey! You have forgotten what our ancestors taught you.

Say what?

B: Three points for jokes, seven points for praise, 70% for me and 30% for you. Look at you, you forgot you!

I don't entirely agree with what the old gentleman said.

Hmm.

A: As far as specific gravity is concerned,

B: Ah.

A: My jokes account for 99.9%.

B: Then where do I win?

A: It only accounts for 0. 1%, which is relatively weak.

B: still weak!

I told you not to drink distilled water. Nothing, nothing.

If you want this, I 100% agree.

A: Huh?

B: You don't even have distilled water.

Look at you. Why are you in such a hurry?

Am I not in a hurry? I don't agree with what you said.

A: It's hard to say.

B: Ah.

A: You have to talk about the importance of holding hands.

B: Why?

A: Because you can laugh, but you can't tease.

Who said I wouldn't? You wait a moment,

A: Huh?

B: I'm telling you, he can't hold it if he doesn't tease, or he can't hold it if he doesn't tease!

I haven't seen you make fun of me these days since I met you. How many times have you made fun of us?

What you said is so unrealistic!

A: Why?

B: Let's not talk about the past. Let's take the performances in China Grand Theatre and Tianjin in the past two years as examples. Huh? Think about it?

The first two years, right?

Ah-ah!

A: Well, right, right, right, I really forgot if you didn't tell me.

B: It's over!

Yes, once.

B: Cut! (Very contemptuous tone)

A: Besides, why didn't you show your face when you teased that (nei4)?

Which (nei3) is more conspicuous?

You don't remember that day?

B: Tell me what you can reveal.

A: Good!

B: What's the matter?

What did he make fun of just last time?

B: Ah.

A: As soon as I stopped at that funny place (nei4), my face turned white, my lips turned blue and I trembled all over, just like stepping on an electric switch. The audience is ugly at this time, don't you think? Still waiting to hear the next one; You're not leaving, are you? Look at him awkwardly. The audience also had ideas and went outside to cool off. There is no one in our garden. Not to mention, there are two people sitting in the first two rows. These two people are said to be. Ah. This insomnia, neurasthenia, the sleeping pills given by this doctor, he couldn't sleep after eating more than 30 tablets at a meal, and that (nei4) day he was so funny that the man snored, "Hehehe" (learning to snore). Hypnotic crosstalk, what art is this? Huh?

You are exaggerating.

A: Isn't that an exaggeration? !

You′re laying it on thick.

A: Very practical!

B: In that case, we won't hypnotize, we won't hypnotize. Let's exchange positions. I'll tease you. Let's switch sides.

How do you change it?

B: Let's change now!

Are you standing here for fun?

B: Hey! I'm teasing you. Take it.

A: Hey! Come on!

B: you study, too

A: Come on! Come on! Come on!

B: Huh? How come? What happened?

A: Good!

B: What's the matter?

A: You will go to this station later, and everyone will go!

B: Ah, dare!

A: Huh?

B: Dare! Where are we! Not much to say,

A: Huh?

B: Let's change it. I will tease you.

Do you have to be funny today?

B: Why do you have to be funny? This is asking you to study, I'm teasing you.

A: Oh! Ok, you come!

B: Let's change it. (Party A and Party B exchange positions)

A: Look at you, hehe.

B: Here! (coughs and clears his throat)

A: Hey! You're funny, but funny,

B: Ah.

You must amuse the audience with this joke.

B: What cross talk is unhappy? !

Yes, that's right!

B: Ah.

A: But there must be something in this passage!

B: of course there is.

A: Mm-hmm.

B: ah, of course!

A: Yes, you have to be right.

B: Yes! We both speak crosstalk, so I left you there when I came back.

A: That's right.

B: Two people! Incorrect crosstalk

Well, you believe me, but you can't let me talk too much, you know?

Now you talk a lot!

A: OK, just kidding.

B: Huh?

You're kidding.

Have we started?

A: Let's go.

B: (A clap wakes up the wood) Thank you!

A: (casual expression) Mm-hmm.

I went to your house yesterday!

A: Ah.

I slammed the door and a man came out.

A: Here you are.

B: I see, not an outsider, but your wife and my sister-in-law.

A: Yes.

Let me ask you something. Say you're not home.

A: Oh.

B: that (nen4). Me! I left.

A: Here you are.

No, it was me! Let's go!

You can go now.

B: (Tujia) Do some exercise, too! Find a cool place to cool off and cross the wind.

A: No, no, no!

B: Huh? !

A: Isn't this the only one with a cup? Bangbang means eng, ah, yes, don't be scolded, this, this, nothing else.

B: why is that? That's it?

A: Ah.

B: You look down on dancers! There is a station here! This is very important!

A: Oh? !

B: Hey! He must concentrate! Concentrate, stare at the funny, start, undertake, turn and merge according to the funny narrative, and match your feelings! Although there are not many words, it is necessary to make the finishing point. Do you understand this? I want to give you this (zen4), what kind of (ya4)! My comrade! Guys, are you kidding?

A: I don't believe it.

B: Huh?

A: Then you are incompetent. Your art is not high!

B: What if it's higher?

A: How high! I'm telling you, if I'm joking, don't say there's a living person standing here and holding it for me. Just set up a telephone pole here, and I can make the audience happy! Do you believe it?

Are you out of your mind?

A: It's not crazy at all.

How can I be better than that telephone pole?

Why are you competing? You are a telephone pole! What are you competing for?

B: OK, how about this (zen4)? If you tease me, I'll hug you.

You give it to me.

Let me see where you got the music.

A: Look, hey!

Let me ask you first.

A: Huh?

B: Which paragraph do you want to change?

Answer: Return this paragraph.

B: exactly the same?

A: Of course!

B: Huh? This is fresh, come on! (Party A and Party B exchange positions again) Maybe you are more capable than me.

A: Thanks for your hard work!

B: (casual expression) Hey.

I went to your house yesterday!

Hmm.

Knock at your house.

B: Ah.

A: Xie Men came out alone.

B: Yes.

A: I am not an outsider at first glance.

Hmm.

A: It's your wife and my sister-in-law.

B: Here you are.

Let me ask you, you are not at home.

B: Er (second sound).

I'm leaving,

B: Don't be scolded. (turns and walks backstage)

A: I just turned the corner. Sigh, sigh, sigh. (Hurry back and hold down B)

B: (Party A and Party B pull together) What are you pulling? How do you cater? B: No, no, no, you didn't. (B: No, no) You have something to say. No, no, what do you mean by catering? !

No, you. . Where are you going?

B: I'll go. I finished the task! where am I going? !

Did you finish the task?

B: Ah, don't be scolded. Say it, and you'll finish the task! (I turn and walk backstage)

A: Hey! Come back! Come back! Come back! (He pulls B again)

What do you mean? !

No, no,

B: Huh?

A: You. Wait a minute,

Ah, what's the matter

No, what should I do after you leave? Huh?

B: Me. What do I care about you? ! I can say "don't be scolded", as long as I press it!

A: Impossible! No way!

B: Huh? What happened?

A: You're finished. No, I'm not finished! All right!

B: Then what should we do?

A: I'm funny here! Although you can only say "Don't be scolded", you can't say (dei3)! Let you listen, huh? I didn't say anything here. He stood by and said, "Don't be scolded." You fell, huh? Okay？ This?

No, I only know the sentence "Don't be scolded" in (nei4). What do you suggest?

A: I tease you, but you hold it back. Come on!

B: I still insist on the sentence (nei4) "Don't be scolded".

I'm telling you, isn't that all you know

B: Ah.

A: You can't use this sentence all the time. Put this sentence at the end of that sentence.

B: Oh!

Do you know that?/You know what?

B: Why don't you always say "Don't be scolded"?

A: Of course!

B: Oh.

A: Anyway, if you tell me this, at least he can get along. If I say the last sentence, you have to have the next sentence, so that I can entertain the audience! Do you believe it?

B: Oh, I have to answer like a book.

A: Hey!

B: Don't just say (nei4) "Don't be scolded"?

Yes, yes!

B: Ah, good, good, good, good.

Ah, I have to go.

Hey, you go.

A: I just turned the corner.

Look, here is a sentence.

A: Ah.

B: Turn a corner.

A: er, yes. I met your father!

B: No.

A: No.

B: No.

A: Why?

B: Dead!

A: Ah. Your father is dead? !

B: Dead! scold

Ah, yes! Dead. I met him, too.

B: Why? Have you ever met a dead body?

A: Ha, no, I met him now.

How many times have we met?

A: I met him two months ago.

Oh, more than two months?

A: That's right!

My father has been dead for a hundred days.

Is it a hundred days today?

B: Yes! Get up in the morning and go to the grave, remember clearly!

A: Oh, maybe I read it wrong.

B: Oh.

I didn't see your father.

B: Who is it?

Your uncle!

My uncle?

Yes,

B: Oh.

Your uncle!

B: I said (nei4)! Tall?

A: Hey!

B: Tall and thin? Two small eyes?

A: Yes, yes, yes!

Sit there and take a nap?

A: Ah!

Can you play the pipa twice? You mean my uncle?

A: That's him!

B: Hehehe. My father is great!

A: OK.

B: Hey! Stop!

How old is your father?

My father is great.

No, grandpa?

B: No.

A: Then why did you say it was so busy? Here we go again. Here we go again. Small eyes can play pipa. Who's that?

B: That's the Changbao Pavilion!

Oh, that might be your uncle?

My father is my brother.

A: Brother. Your uncle?

B: My mother's house is empty.

Your father-in-law

B: No.

Your uncle?

No, I don't have an uncle.

Your uncle?

Hello, no. ..

Oh, yes Hehe, you fucking old man.

Hello! It's okay. Why would I think that? ! Oh, no!

Oh, maybe it's your brother?

B: No!

You know.

B: No.

A: You. You, you, you promised.

What do you mean, yes?

A: No, no, no, that's right!

B: Coax my brother here? Xue (xiao2) What is this? Don't!

A: Huh? That won't do! Anyway, there must be someone at home.

B: There are three relatives and six friends in our family, all big and small! I don't have a yellowbird here. I flew the day before yesterday. There is really no way!

Well, this is too much! Here you are. This, this. What's this called? Huh? ! Who did I meet? No one?

What do you think of that?

That won't do! If you want, you have to change it for me.

B: Where can I give you a beer (qie)? Can I break it for you? !

A: Huh?

Where can I exchange it (qie)? No, you. Are you incapable? ! You are so capable! Everyone listens to you, you say!

No, you. I can handle him. I can't see anyone without them! Isn't it?

B: What's the matter?

A: What's the matter? ! You have to follow me! You are the champion! I said, who did I meet? Hey! You must promise! This is what you call bang, you know?

B: Oh! I have to follow you?

A: Hey!

B: How thick-skinned this man is!

Just follow me, hey! I can entertain the audience.

Oh, do I have to do what you say?

A: Yes!

B: Uh, okay, okay, who did you say you met?

I met him. Your brother! Do you have any brothers?

B: Yes!

A: Ah.

B: Yes!

Yes, I've seen your brother!

B: Can you tell when you meet my brother?

A: Huh?

What's my brother like? What does it look like? How to dress up? What are you wearing? How old is it? You must be right.

A: Here you are. Isn't it over when we meet?

B: Ugh! What a shame! What do you mean it's over? !

A: Huh?

B: You must be right!

A: Ah, of course!

B: Ah.

I have known since I met him.

B: What did he look like first? What's it like?

What's your brother like?

B: Aye, that's right (Liao 3).

I know what it looks like!

Tell me.

Your brother looks like this. (thinking, coughing and clearing his throat)

B: Ah.

Your brother, right?

B: Hey!

A: Ah-ah.

My brother.

A: Yes, yes, his face.

B: Who is it?

Ah, no, that one. Round face,

B: Huh? !

A: that long circle,

B: How long is it? What is this? !

No, no, your brother. Anyway, I remember his face.

B: Ah.

He is from Montenegro.

B: Huh?

Ah, no, that (nei4) is white. That (nei4) is not very blue. That (nei4) is not much green. There are not many yellow ones.

Oh, my God! My brother sat there, doing nothing but changing color. You mean, what color is it?

Your brother, he is like this. Your brother, he, anyway, he has pockmarked,

B: Who is it? !

A: Not long!

No pockmarked!

A: No!

He didn't. Why do you think he will? !

Which one does he have? That one.

Which one?

A: That mole,

Which boil will grow out?

Ah, boils?

B: Ah.

A: Ah. Ah. Just ... Just ... Just ... (Gesturing on his face) Uh-huh. Anyway.

B: Watch out for that eyeball and poke it when you come back!

A: anyway, I'm just walking around, anyway,

B: You hang up the map and come to your place!

Your brother looks like this. Male ... yes, he ... he has a head!

B: Hey! Hi!

A: Nonsense! He walked in front of me, and I looked at the back and looked at my face. What do I know?

B: Oh, don't you see the front?

A: Hey!

What do you think my brother is wearing?

A: Wearing a monkey covered with gauze.

B: Huh?

A: Does anyone use gauze as a hairy monkey?

Who said that? ! Does it make sense? Copy gauze to be a hairy monkey? !

A: Wearing a tulle robe,

B: Huh?

But it's not a robe, you know? Just like copying wool. His (nei4) color is like that (na4).

Hello!

He wears that. This is not a robe,

B: Ah.

A: Short. Follow. This is almost like Hawaii. Well ... Suit. No, I'm wearing a Chinese tunic suit. Like this, like this. He is wearing a towel,

B: Huh? !

Oh, yes Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, my God!

A: He's naked!

B: Huh? ! ! !

I met him in the bathhouse!

Hello!

He is taking a bath!

B: There's nothing to say. We met in the bathhouse.

A: the bathroom!

B: That's what you said! How old is my brother?

How old are you?

B: Ah.

A: Age. More than seventy years old.

B: Who is it?

A: That one. The old man beside him is over 70 years old.

I asked the old man (nei4) why? I asked my brother!

Your brother?

B: Ah.

Your brother is 27 years old. Well, no, 38.

B: You! Stop talking nonsense!

A: Huh?

I do have a brother, but you can't touch him.

A: Why can't I touch it?

My brother is only eight months old today. He can't walk. Where can you meet him?

A: Well, that's not right!

Ah, what's the matter

Since your brother can't walk, why did you let me see him?

Who let you meet? I asked you to see me? !

A: Hey! Here you are.

B: You feel happy!

A: That's not right!

B: What's the matter?

No, your brother can't walk. You let me see him. What did you ask me? !

B: I didn't ask you to meet anywhere!

A: You. You, you mean pout, then this is it! Huh? !

How can I be mean?

Do you have any (zen4) players?

How?

A: This is my first time. I-I ... I said. Say a few words, you say "don't be scolded", I can't see who I see, and I finally met your brother and couldn't walk the red carpet. How can I be funny? With your support, do you think I am qualified for this interesting job? Huh? !

B: Oh, you're dead? Do you despise me (zen4) like this? How can I live if you despise me so much? You said that in front of thousands of people, you just called me deaf and deaf. Can you talk like this? Don't think about it yourself, ah, what did you just say? You are 99.0%, and I don't even have distilled water. Is this ridiculous? Huh? I tell you, I hate your sentence (nei4) the most. You said I am a telephone pole, and this telephone pole is made of wood! Treat me like a log? Are you allowed to say this?

A: (with an embarrassed smile) Isn't that a joke?

B: No, is there such a joke? Am I kidding you?

A: I tell you, it's not funny again. You're not funny. I tell you, I want to know you like this. Don't make trouble in the future!

B: yes, in the future! We've never quarreled before! Don't make such a noise (zen4)!

A: Besides, will telling two jokes reduce your artistic achievement?

B: That's it. Of course not!

A: Huh?

That's impossible.

A: As far as art is concerned, none of them can compare with you!

You can't say that either.

A: It can be said that it is perfect!

I dare not.

A: Start your own family.

Hello!

A: Specifically, your voice is crisp, your words are clear, your performance is vivid, and you are good at teasing as well as teasing. You are a cross talk actor with comprehensive materials!

Oh, you flatter me!

Oh, no, that's not a compliment. Very good! Who among the crosstalk performers in our country doesn't respect you?

B: That's right, that's right.

A: You are an authority in the music industry!

Well, I dare not.

A: You are a crosstalk master!

B: Hehehe!

A: Humor master!

B: Where! Where!

A: Funny King!

You flatter me!

A: Now your level is so high (zen4)!

B: Right, right!

You should affirm your own advantages, overcome your own shortcomings, study hard and form your own unique artistic style. No more than three years.

B: How about that?

You will catch up with me!

Oh, I'm not as good as him!