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Qq love tape

1. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.

2. I am past the age of dreaming. It's better to be calm than vigorous.

3. The so-called growth is to force you to get hurt and force you to be strong.

4. You said with a smile to forget, but I couldn't find the courage to leave.

5. Slowly kill my unwilling time in a willing way.

6. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.

7. Love does not pay attention to fairness, and if it is fair, it is not love.

8. In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

9. People say that no matter how hot love is, it will eventually cool down. I didn't believe it before, but now I have lost my love for you.

10. We haven't talked again. This is not right. I don't want you to try to alienate you, because I know I can't have you anymore.

You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleep. Just like you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

12. How many people fall asleep with their mobile phones? The first thing I do when I wake up is to pick up the mobile phone that I put on the bed.

13. Actually, my smile is very low. The lowest level is to smile when I see you.

14. Can you give me visible care when I need it?

15. Do you think that the more you accommodate a person, the more you push your luck?

16. No one has an obligation to be nice to you, so you must be grateful to those who are nice to you.

17. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

18. Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

19. Everyone has a wound in his heart, where the sky once fell.

20. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating.

2 1. Lies have a better name after packaging: oath.

Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

23. If you are good, be happy together; If not, be brave with you.

24. What is love? For me, it means that I like you without hesitation.

25. Why can't you stay alone? Why is there no one?

26. Everyone who doesn't know how to love knows that you can only love someone once.

27. Going or staying is none of my business.

28. The more you care, the more you lose, and the more painful it will be at the end.

29. How strong must my heart be to withstand your repeated injuries?

Friendship can be further transformed into love. Love takes a step back, but is no longer a friend.

3 1. Although there are many people in the world, there is actually only one person who will accompany you home on a rainy night.

The fact is that everyone will hurt you. You just need to find someone who can make you happy.

33. Happiness is just a silhouette, just like the past years, like aquatic flowers.

34. Born in this world, there are no feelings that are not riddled with holes.

35. Only those who are unlucky will try their best to interfere with the happiness of others.

No matter where you go or what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.

You smiled and said that you wanted to forget that wonderful love.

Life flows by, and we look around with tears in our eyes, but we can't hear the sound.

Always wandering, because I don't know who I am waiting for.

Time makes deep things deeper and deeper, and makes shallow things shallower and shallower.

No matter how beautiful the original promise is, it will eventually be defeated by reality.

You are the pain I dare not swear, and I am your dispensable memory.

You laughed and said forget, but I couldn't find the courage to leave.

Afraid of being quiet, you will be swallowed up by the numbness of gnawing bones.

You are so sweet, I can only hide in the corner, smoking and crying.

The pain of directing and acting is that I'm a bitch and never said it.

You and I are like a dream, and we will wake up one day.

Please don't expect Russia to take you to heart, that's not where you should go.

I always miss the tenderness you gave me, just want to remember that I once had your happiness.

In the future, I am still the child who loves to laugh, but I laugh a little lonely.

Happiness is like ice cream, it melts before it is tasted.

Smile, not because you are happy for too long, but because you forget your sadness for too long.

Time will always witness love, but it can't stand the temptation of time.

Some things are fixed in a warm and beautiful attitude and remain in my memory.

For you, I still can't find an exit.

Maybe I can forget the pain, but I can't forget you.

I used to hurt myself to love you, but now I think you don't deserve it at all.

Not loving is not loving. Why do you say that the reason for leaving is high-sounding?

I love you in the name of friendship, but you ignore me coldly.

Because I think of those days when you accompanied me, dribs and drabs, trivial and broken, warming my heart,

Love and not love are wrong, too many endings have never been thought of, flying out of this world, you are happier than you think.

How I want to stick my time with you in my world.

Our love has gradually found its initial stability in an erratic world.

Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

Your words clearly erased me from your world.

I always have nowhere to tell the feelings broken by time.

Sadness is waiting in the rain. It's good that our hands are here.

I live such a helpless life and have such tangled feelings.

Maybe you have forgotten those things, but I can't get rid of them myself.

Time is like water, always silent. If you are well, it will be sunny.

If leaving is our antidote, if time can really wash away everything, if you ever have this nostalgia, if I forget it, it's all if.

There are tears in your makeup, and you don't give up writing all this on your face. You're wobbling, and the ship has entered the harbor.

Love is a ghost. I've only heard of it, but I've never seen a good QQ signature.

Chopin of Niu B can't play my inner sadness.

If I want to cry, who will give me a warm shoulder to lean on?

I like getting wet in the rain, not because it is hot, but because I don't want you to see my tears.

Since you don't love me, don't mess with me. I can't get hurt.

When the flowers bloom, I can draw. When the flowers fade, I will paint myself. I will draw you when you come. When you leave, I will draw a memory.

Who I am, who you are and who you used to be. Who promised who, who betrayed who, who waited for who in the empty cycle.

Our memories are fixed at a certain moment, and we are at arm's length. Some of them seem familiar but don't want to remember.

The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof that escaped with you.

Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want.

Don't be proud, my tears are not because you left, but because I am glad that you finally let me go.

If one day, I leave and leave you alone, will you miss me?

If I can choose for myself in the afterlife, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm everyone in the world!

A person amuses himself, and his loneliness becomes more and more profound.

Love is like a rubber band, and the last person to let go is always hurt. Love is like red wine. The more you taste, the more mellow it becomes.

I don't want to cry either, really, but the reality makes me breathless.

The arc of octagonal memory is always in the annual ring of fate, tossing and turning.

Maybe one day in the future, I will hold someone's hand and see through the scenery in a long stream.

It turns out that I bet on happiness and you lost. I lost everything.

Fingertips are covered with unspeakable injuries until they are cold and warm.

When the whole world makes an appointment to rain together, let's make an appointment to clear up our hearts together.

Some people will never be forgotten, and some people will always be substitutes.

I know, maybe next second I'll cry and wrestle. But I still have to go on, although the road is still long.

We all know that love is weak and cold, but we still run away desperately until we lose our way.

Very tired, very tired, as if to tear off this camouflage mask.

Some people say that the internet is fake. I smiled as if the reality was real.

Sad love that wants to cry: you said you didn't remember, and I smiled and said I forgot.

1, you said you didn't remember, and I smiled and said I forgot too.

I will remember the days we walked together.

I don't want to sleep with you to touch you and play with you, but to take advantage of you. I'll cover you with a quilt and sleep outside to keep you from falling.

We always stubbornly insist that we don't miss it.

5. Murphy's Law When you hate someone more, he will always appear in front of you; And when you miss someone, you can't find him all over the earth.

6. Eating alone, sleeping alone, thinking alone when drunk, loving alone and crying alone are so sad.

7. Missing is so heavy in the most important heart.

8. I thought I wouldn't miss it if I avoided seeing it.

9. Allow yourself to rely on you unscrupulously, because you are a lifetime.

10, don't trust your memory so much. People in your memory may not miss you so much.

1 1, it's really hard to miss someone, and I'm in one's heart all day. -To Uncle.

12, loneliness is not terrible, what is terrible is that you are lonely and have people you miss.

Lovely to say that I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

1. You send my lover and I'll do you a favor.

Bees are busy all day, praised, mosquitoes keep running around, and everyone fights.

As long as you live better than me and die earlier than me.

I treat you like a human being, but you bark like a dog?

Some people don't think about it in the morning and don't want to sleep at night!

6. I went to the examination room and collapsed. I saw tears on the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

7. If you want to be a good monster now, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

8.? What is your vital capacity? Can blow the cow force so big!

9. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

10. I received an email today: Please reissue the kindergarten certificate as soon as possible, thank you.

1 1. In this era of information flooding, are you still proud of mastering more information? I have long been ashamed of knowing everything!

12. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

13. Only ugly women can say that men are playboys, and incompetent men can say that women are realistic!

14. A radish has a pit, but some pits are either too big or too small.

15. My heart is broken and I look like jiaozi.

16. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time.

17. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

18. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.

19. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

20. You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?

2 1. I'm too busy to know what to do.

22. A child of 19 years old went after the address of the old Chinese doctor on the telephone pole. When he saw the doctor, he was surprised and said, Uncle Wang, don't you buy feed?

23. Beauty just shows us the surface, don't always want to go deep into the connotation!

24. Love the first person out of random; Love the second person because of inertia; Love the last person because of inertia.

25. When life turns everything into black humor with malice, I follow the current and turn myself into a hooligan with higher education.

26. This story is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, please ask the day.

27. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my present situation, and long life is my result.

28. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for my arrogance when I was a child.

29. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

3 1. A painter's ass is as big as his ideal!

32. Men don't drink vinegar, and their feelings are not rich; Women don't drink vinegar, and families are not harmonious; Old people don't drink vinegar, the older they get, the more confused they become; Children will never make progress if they don't drink vinegar.

33. Love is when I think you don't pretend and you don't think I'm dirty.

34. Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit the money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

36. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

37. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

38. I took a fancy to getting married at first, but it was a mistake to divorce later.

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40. The world is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy. Is this good or not?

4 1. I wander between unrestrained introspection and narcissism.

I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

43. When I was a child, I wanted to grow up quickly, but when I grew up, I wanted to go back to my childhood. This world is really contradictory!

44. Now it's robbery! Rich people take money, poor people borrow money!

45. The girlfriend doesn't do housework on the grounds that her period is coming, and the boyfriend says: Your period is coming! Oh, my great-uncle is here. Online always says that women are like clothes, which makes me depressed. How can it be so difficult to find a suitable dress?

46. I like people in men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

47. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If it tastes uncomfortable, you can't eat it.

48. I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they fucking learned to swim.

49. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and delicate when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, you can eat him

5 1. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but a thousand dollars can't buy an inch of time, but I'm still willing to sell my time for some gold.

52. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

53. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

54. Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

56. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

58. Senior! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!

59. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!

60. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

6 1. A newspaper cancelled a photo of a couple with their dog. Picture title-dogs, males and females.

62. God snatched love from my hand and said, "Love is not yours!" " So I cried and went to play games with my children.

63. It is said that certificates contain a certain amount of gold. I burned it, but I couldn't find the iron filings!

64. You go your way and I'll go my Naihe Bridge.

65. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the robe of a monk.

67. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

68. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

69. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

70. My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

7 1. It used to be called' grave robbing and digging'. Damn, now it's called' archaeology' science!