Super cute short sentences

1. I have heard all your stories, but I told you all my stories in detail.

If you are money and I am a bank card, I will definitely marry you.

I miss you once a day, once a day.

When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to make your skin white. When you don't like it, the second changes to the original picture.

God, I won't beat peach blossoms all over your face. You have no idea why flowers are so red.

I would rather tuck you in than say good night.

7. I want to hold your hand and make a lifelong vow.

8. Before, an elder sister borrowed a large sum of money from me for plastic surgery, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who asked me for money anymore.

9. Who are the cutest people in this year's college entrance examination? God replied: there are a group of great candidates in the college entrance examination every year. They know that their grades are poor and they can't afford to go to college, but they still insist on the college entrance examination. They just want to lower your grades and let you go to a good school. This spirit of self-sacrifice is worth buying a bottle of AD calcium milk for someone who has been admitted to you!

10. Don't scare me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

1 1. I curse you because you are so beautiful that you have no friends.

12. It is because I like you so much that when you touch my bottom line, I can only lose my temper carefully, and finally I have to say sorry to you.

13. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

14. There are 100 sweet ways. I eat sugar and cake, and I miss you 98 times.

15. Your name is so common that my heart will be shocked only when I hear it.

16. I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

18. The first thing to do when you get up every day is to fart and say good morning to the wall.

19. benefactor, if you bully being original, you will disgrace Jesus!

20. When I think of you, my whole heart becomes so gentle.

2 1. Attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity.

I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

23.' Condensation' is all fine products, and you are the best among them!

I am not a delicate host, so I don't need anyone to protect me.

25. Prosperity is like three thousand streams of water, just take a spoonful of your love to understand.

I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

27. You don't hate it. You are so cute.

28. I suddenly found that every tear became so extravagant.

I don't like that girl named Jenny. I like that girl named Marnie!

30. People struggle for breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!