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Singles' Day sentence

1, it rains continuously in singles season, and pedestrians want to be single.

2, this year's holidays do not accept gifts, gifts only accept girlfriends.

How many worries can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

5. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

6. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

7. God is fair. Valentine's Day is not allowed after Singles Day.

8. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

9. After living for so many years, Valentine's Day has not passed, but Singles Day has passed a lot!

10, others are taking off their orders on Singles' Day, and we are only here to prove that we are single.

1 1, Singles Day, whether online or real, male and female bachelors, big and small bachelors, old and young bachelors, thin and fat bachelors, tall and short bachelors, former and present bachelors, not bachelors but now bachelors, now and later bachelors.

12, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day!